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Old 02-03-2018, 11:42 AM
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Papa Troll?

Yeah, she's into that and PJ Masks.
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Fuck PJ Masks
I'll punch a little shit in the suck hole if they change it to that while I'm watching flea market flip
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When de-seeding jalapeńos, wash your hands about 10x as long as you expect. And then don’t use the bathroom for a while

#jalapenis
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Old 02-03-2018, 06:45 PM
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LMAO, as long as someone is jalando the penis you're good!
jalapinga!
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LMAO, as long as someone is jalando the penis you're good!
jalapinga!
the actual fix is to make Maj gargle Bailey’s Irish Cream and then suck you off
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*belches*

Just ate. Had ribeye.
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I like your solution, Kurt.
Call your mom.
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Old 02-03-2018, 09:41 PM
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I like your solution, Kurt.
Call your mom.
I probably should.

Just saw Trevor Noah do standup. Really funny guy
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Old 02-03-2018, 10:01 PM
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On the one hand, I kinda like the warm sensation from hot pepper dick.

Now, on the other hand, taking out contact lenses is a different story.

But, on a third hand, I feel like I'm building up a tolerance that might come in handy some day if I get pepper sprayed.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
When de-seeding jalapeńos, wash your hands about 10x as long as you expect. And then don’t use the bathroom for a while

#jalapenis
why the fuck would you remove the seeds?

#jalapussy
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Old 02-03-2018, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx

the actual fix is to make Maj gargle Bailey’s Irish Cream and then suck you off
Kurt, when it comes to sucking, you know best
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I had habenero dick, balls, and eyes about 20 years ago.

Stomach, gut, and asshole too.

Sucks to suck -Kurt
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Originally Posted by Majofo
why the fuck would you remove the seeds?

#jalapussy
I remove them so I can plant a new crop.

Otherwise, there is no reason.

None.
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I eat the seeds and shit them in the yard
as nature intended
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you're so alpha you prolly don't like girls.
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Poodles gonna poodle; whether pink or not.
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Needle dick, Needle dick!!!!!!!!!
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That... That seems a little aggressive.
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Porky's, bro!
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If I wrote a book on how to be alpha
I'd lead dudes into sucking D and getting ass pussy
Like go to gym, find alpha bros to take pics for the gram
Sauna together, suck each others meaty cocks for protein
Get jacked, alpha down with bros all the time
Don't bro down with toxic assholes on the internet
Be alpha AF.. Meanwhile we fuck their women
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Old 02-04-2018, 09:46 AM
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Porky's, bro!
FFS J.. you can't even get your movie references right
#notalpha
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There's a vaccine for that
It's an injection in the ass
Go to the sauna and bend over
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Sorry Kurt.. I know you really loved the Pats.. but don't worry, the GS Warriors still have a chance.
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one more and we have a circle jerk.
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You broke the combo for that
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You broke the combo for that
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Made a little bit of money. Ate some food.

Next year, we will be playing the Super Bowl drinking game.
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Pats' defense is trash

Better luck next year
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