The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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My winter beater/wait til the summer comes car is now this fabulous automotive product:
![](https://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/suzuki/aerio/2004/oem/2004_suzuki_aerio_wagon_sx_fq_oem_2_500.jpg)
145hp from a thrifty 2.0L (almost S2000 performance right there)
AT for performance (shifts faster than you ever could)
Electric windows & other luxury goodies (so you can roll it down to take all your timeslips)
Also the paint is gold. Resale value through the roof
![](https://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/suzuki/aerio/2004/oem/2004_suzuki_aerio_wagon_sx_fq_oem_2_500.jpg)
145hp from a thrifty 2.0L (almost S2000 performance right there)
AT for performance (shifts faster than you ever could)
Electric windows & other luxury goodies (so you can roll it down to take all your timeslips)
Also the paint is gold. Resale value through the roof
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I swear to god, if I ever met Saintor I'd fucking punch the fucking shit out of him and worry about the assault charge later.
Just like the punkass dude that was on Azine, started talking shit about me in the Sac Chat thread years ago, I called him out told him if I see him at a meet again he can say that shit to my face. He came to meet a year later, I went over to him and asked did he have anything to say. Quiet as fuck.
Just like the punkass dude that was on Azine, started talking shit about me in the Sac Chat thread years ago, I called him out told him if I see him at a meet again he can say that shit to my face. He came to meet a year later, I went over to him and asked did he have anything to say. Quiet as fuck.
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just the fact that he's a little lobotomized child in the corner going on about his mom's leased car
and you guys just have to engage with him, like that derp can't give some opinion from some articles he read
how about let him say whatever the fuck he wants to say
and deux, the little shit is only here because you guys entertain him, think about that
he's not thinking.. man, I'd love to punch these fuckers in the face and fuck their moms
nah son, he's happy af, he don't know any better
tells his mom how many friends he has
seriously mang
and you guys just have to engage with him, like that derp can't give some opinion from some articles he read
how about let him say whatever the fuck he wants to say
and deux, the little shit is only here because you guys entertain him, think about that
he's not thinking.. man, I'd love to punch these fuckers in the face and fuck their moms
nah son, he's happy af, he don't know any better
tells his mom how many friends he has
seriously mang
Azine Jabroni
FFS. I hate it when Maj is right.
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I'm telling you
go sideways
agree with him
shit will be mad fun
if anyone doesn't get the clue
put them on the squad
shit will be hilarious
go sideways
agree with him
shit will be mad fun
if anyone doesn't get the clue
put them on the squad
shit will be hilarious
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Shit....
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My winter beater/wait til the summer comes car is now this fabulous automotive product:
![](https://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/suzuki/aerio/2004/oem/2004_suzuki_aerio_wagon_sx_fq_oem_2_500.jpg)
145hp from a thrifty 2.0L (almost S2000 performance right there)
AT for performance (shifts faster than you ever could)
Electric windows & other luxury goodies (so you can roll it down to take all your timeslips)
Also the paint is gold. Resale value through the roof
![](https://media.ed.edmunds-media.com/suzuki/aerio/2004/oem/2004_suzuki_aerio_wagon_sx_fq_oem_2_500.jpg)
145hp from a thrifty 2.0L (almost S2000 performance right there)
AT for performance (shifts faster than you ever could)
Electric windows & other luxury goodies (so you can roll it down to take all your timeslips)
Also the paint is gold. Resale value through the roof
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I'll just block that bitch. The inner black in me (Libra) likes to go back at people when they're stupid.
I like to have the fucking last word, damn it!
I like to have the fucking last word, damn it!
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Told my co worker to leave the white girls with booty alone in the office. Someone over heard me, shit, good thing I'm in HR.
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Well
The headlights are hazy AF so that's something I'll fix prob tomorrow.
Also LED dome lights, reverse, plates, whatever cause I got a million of these hanging around already.
I got an old single DIN JVC radio collecting dust I'll put in it too, at least its got AUX unlike the stock deck.
Otherwise it has 68k miles and is a 2002 model so little maintenance shit here and there.
FL bearing needs replaced. One of the fuel tank strap is rusted & broken, Suzuki wants $60 for the part so I'll just use some good ol' galvanized steel strap instead. It's like $3 for 10 feet and totally safe to use for that.![Bite Lip](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/bitelip.gif)
Hatch handle needs some WD40 cause it stays stuck in open position. Rear driver side lock actuator is dead so I'll pull from the junkyard whenever I care enough. Might even go crazy quality and take a fuel tank strap while I'm there.
I think I still got 5% tint left over so maybe tint the tails just to fuck around
Police station is on the corner of my street though so maybe that's playing with fire.
Either way it was cheap and it's clean, wondering if I keep it for winter beater forever or if I flip it once winter is over. It's got 2 set of wheels (steelies and OEM rims) and 2 sets of tires.
The headlights are hazy AF so that's something I'll fix prob tomorrow.
Also LED dome lights, reverse, plates, whatever cause I got a million of these hanging around already.
I got an old single DIN JVC radio collecting dust I'll put in it too, at least its got AUX unlike the stock deck.
Otherwise it has 68k miles and is a 2002 model so little maintenance shit here and there.
FL bearing needs replaced. One of the fuel tank strap is rusted & broken, Suzuki wants $60 for the part so I'll just use some good ol' galvanized steel strap instead. It's like $3 for 10 feet and totally safe to use for that.
![Bite Lip](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/bitelip.gif)
Hatch handle needs some WD40 cause it stays stuck in open position. Rear driver side lock actuator is dead so I'll pull from the junkyard whenever I care enough. Might even go crazy quality and take a fuel tank strap while I'm there.
I think I still got 5% tint left over so maybe tint the tails just to fuck around
![rofl](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/rofl.gif)
Either way it was cheap and it's clean, wondering if I keep it for winter beater forever or if I flip it once winter is over. It's got 2 set of wheels (steelies and OEM rims) and 2 sets of tires.
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Could have bought Js A3...
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Don't test your luck with a bus in that thing
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I mean, you can, but it probably won't go well.
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Where is (Oh) Shit Kurt?
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Still no clue what to get once summer comes. I'd like to keep it under $10K because I'm paying cash + respectful amount of clicks & under 10 years but I can't seem to find something I like.
Under 10 years thing is for tax reason, you pay taxes on what you declared you bought the car for on cars that are 10 years or older. 15% tax is kinda lame on a $10K car... I'd rather pay 15 cents by having paid the car 1 wholesome dollar.
As much as I like G35/37 outside appearance, performance and yadda yadda the center console is fucking yucky. Used to want one after the TL but meh prob won't.
4 doors or 2 doors doesn't matter. RWD/AWD preferred.
IS350 I like too but it's AT only and I kinda regretted buying the TL AT. A bit bland on the outside too.
Thought of 335i, Altima w/ 3.5, MS6 cause fuck MS3s, RX8, Accord w/ 3.5, A4 w/ 3.2, still gotta think about what Mercedes has to offer but maybe CLK350 or older CLK500? Always like those.
Thought maybe go roofless with a Z4 but unless it's 3.0L it's pretty meh. People are asking too much for a 3.0L though.
I think it might have 1 functional airbag, I'm prob fine. Crash rating perfect 5 out of 7 on the side too.
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MS6 is nice. Buddy used to have one, turbo have him issues and oil leak like a mofo.
I wouldn't touch an RX8.
Out of that list maybe a 335i.
I wouldn't touch an RX8.
Out of that list maybe a 335i.
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I need to go pay the Asian girl around the corner a visit. Needs a massage.
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But then not too hot on the 335i & the fuel pump issues that come with it either.
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Must be how cu2wagon feels about blowing a million dicks
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You must feel like a fool though. Fixed a strap on your hooptie when you could have sucked a million dicks for
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Is that a Swift?
I'd actually rock the fuck out of that little shitbox. 5-door? Fuck me running... I'm getting all hot and bothered.
I want to get something similar for WagonJr when he needs a car... A Yaris 5-door. Homebrew a turbo kit on it for ultimate hoonage.
Fuck Yeah!'murica Canuckia!
I'd actually rock the fuck out of that little shitbox. 5-door? Fuck me running... I'm getting all hot and bothered.
I want to get something similar for WagonJr when he needs a car... A Yaris 5-door. Homebrew a turbo kit on it for ultimate hoonage.
Fuck Yeah!
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Definitely put some medium pimping 16" rimzzzzzz.
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Emphasis on big rims
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Is that a Swift?
I'd actually rock the fuck out of that little shitbox. 5-door? Fuck me running... I'm getting all hot and bothered.
I want to get something similar for WagonJr when he needs a car... A Yaris 5-door. Homebrew a turbo kit on it for ultimate hoonage.
Fuck Yeah!'murica Canuckia!
I'd actually rock the fuck out of that little shitbox. 5-door? Fuck me running... I'm getting all hot and bothered.
I want to get something similar for WagonJr when he needs a car... A Yaris 5-door. Homebrew a turbo kit on it for ultimate hoonage.
Fuck Yeah!
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Apparently they made AWD models, next level hooning
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Cancel plan, 4 bolts on the Aerio. God damn that would have been way too stupid, kinda sad it doesn't match I would have fitted them just on 1 side to take pictures
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Ah, Aerio. I think that's the bigger one, maybe?
I don't know. I don't know Suzuki cars, too many wheels.
Plus, after blowing a million dicks, its hard to remember things... That's a lot of loads to take
I don't know. I don't know Suzuki cars, too many wheels.
Plus, after blowing a million dicks, its hard to remember things... That's a lot of loads to take
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I don't think Oh Shit Kurt likes that nickname very much.
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Hold the fuck on. Is there a Shit Kurt and an Oh Shit Kurt? Or one and the samem
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Oh. Shit Kurt.
Good, I'm still on the same page.
Good, I'm still on the same page.
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There's poop on that page though.