thoiboi

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that was witty


you're not getting laid tonight

cu2wagon

It's true.

What's worse is being witty and ugly.

What's even worser is being witty, ugly, and with a small dick. Because then even you're disappointed with it when you're beating it.

cu2wagon

But on the plus side, at least I'm in the top 10% of earners in America Shithole.

cu2wagon

Wait. Nope.

Witty, ugly, small dick, and broke.

Damn.

cu2wagon

I should run for president!

thoiboi

#metoo

UlsterBoy13

Hola Mi Amigas!

Como Esta Bitches!?!?!?

Been quite busy at work and then trying to deal with Nissan - so the story is i scraped my wifes wheels against the curb on a tight street which caused the air bag sensor to deploy the passenger side. been fighting with them that it was an over aggressive deployment and they said it well may be but they find no fault. They had same issue with Nissan Leaf deployment when doors got slammed too hard. im like all i have is a bit of curb rash on a tire and now the car is a POS and worth jack shit in a trade. Insurance fixed the airbag and seat and replaced the rim but still wifey wont drive it cuz she doesnt want it to go off again while she is driving. so im now working to see what to do about it. PITA!

Work is busy and Agnes is still doing good. Rolled her around the domain this weekend for date night.

cu2wagon

Man. Sucks to hear about your Nissan catching fire like that.

cu2wagon

Lucky you were parked at the back of an open parking lot and not at home when it happened though.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yeah man, just glad you and the family were nowhere near when it happened, man.
And that the fucking asshole thief didn't have to damage the ignition switch to get the car started!

thoiboi

Shame that there were no cameras around to capture the culprit

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I'd vote for you.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Hit a curb.



You Justn now?

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Nissan, that's why.

UlsterBoy13

Its been Infuriating, and unfortunately the family WAS in the car at the time and ended up in hospital as a result. i hate nissan and their consumer affairs division. and then the Nissan Dealer who did repairs said they would work on the trade if i wanted to trade as they knew it was not a legitimate deployment and then the dealer appraiser suggests 11k under KBB/NADA/Black Book

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Shit. I'd be livid Ulster. They would be doing something.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Start by writing something eloquently and start posting it on their twitter feed...Nissan of NA will respond and have a rep get in touch and they will make things right.
Especially if there was injury.


So, airbag goes off when the wheel hits a curb!?
Did they expect that women will never drive their product?
Fucking sexist AF. #metoo #whatwereyouthinkingNissan

UlsterBoy13

i talked to lawyers etc but they said they wont take the case unless there was grevious bodily harm, metal shrapnel from the bag, or death. Im like no, just concussion and soft tissue damage and they are like well its not worth our time...

So thats why went to Nissan Consumer Affairs but of course they arent taking responsibility and said in their engineers mind the airbag acted as it anticipated a side impact to the vehicle but i said all i got was a scratched rim, and they said BUT YOU COULD HAVE HAD A SIDE COLLISION....am like HOW exactly? They say case closed, insurance just wanted to fix it and get me out of rental and be done with it. Like i said its an all round shitty situation with not clear solution on the horizon. When i fought the appraiser from nissan they said well take it to carmax and see what they say and we will match it. And we all know CarMax....

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Social media is a powerful thing.

UlsterBoy13

My wife said the same thing!! lol

UlsterBoy13

I wonder if i could get it mentioned in the state of the union.....FuckJoe make some calls please.

Or Flip can you ask Melania to make sure it gets brought up?

thoiboi

This.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I've heard that Carmax is hit or miss...they sometimes DO appraise a few K more than dealer.
Be done with it, Ulster...it's money...your wife not wanting to drive the car is going to be more annoying regardless...sell that shit private party
even at a dickscount i bet you'll not lose 11K that way.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

She's blowing right now. I'll ask in a hour.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

With my 13 Accord

My Honda dealer offered me 13.5k
Ford offered me 16k
CarMax offered me 15.9

So CarMax isn't always bad.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

I still laugh at Ford. I owned the car for 2.5 years paid 18k for it only owed 13k and they gave me 16...

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

LOL...because you paid MSRP on an explorer they couldn't get off the lot that would depreciate much faster!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

The Explorer was 48k I paid way less then that.

UlsterBoy13

Now i also gotta find a new SUV too, obv not a nissan or infiniti, not a 4 runner, not a merc, not a BMW, was looking as a disco 2, which looks just like a new explorer, maybe an MDX, or a Pilot, or GMC/Chevy something.....really dont know. or just sell it, and let wife drive Agnes for a while.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

than that!
read a book!

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Also, Explorer is probably the number 1 selling SUV in my area.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

MDX solid, pricey though

Pilot It has grown on me.

Chevy Tahoe: I like them....

Explorer: I love it, but I'm getting rid of mine in the next couple of months.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

I want an IP check on Christopher and Midnight Mystery

cu2wagon

If you can stomach being part of the problem, supposedly you can donate $20 to King FuckFace and get your name on his webfeed for the Statuh Duhyoonyun address. Maybe some creative #Hashtags or something and you'll get a few (cross)eyeballs of exposure.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

It's a mystery.

cu2wagon

No 4Runner?

Pffft... No wonder Nissan is fucking you like a bitch. Ask your wife if you can borrow your balls for a few minutes the next time you deal with them.

cu2wagon

I was thinking That Other Guy, myself... Not Misery Meat.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

The 10% fellow.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

Man I wouldn't mind a 96 4 Runner. Pops had one, I loved that thing.

UlsterBoy13

Only reason no 4runner is Sis in law has one, and cant be seen to be copying. I like em, but not my car.