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Old 01-08-2016, 12:30 PM
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Should have offered to take him out back and kick him in the nuts for those $2
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I bought one ticket...I'm a sucka!
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Originally Posted by GKinColo08TL
I bought one ticket...I'm a sucka!
GL!

I was going to until I found out it's $2 for a ticket now.. shiettt.. maybe I'll still buy one for shits.
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:36 PM
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I mean.. to support my local schools and shiett
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As I suspected... An imposter!
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Originally Posted by Majofo
GL!

I was going to until I found out it's $2 for a ticket now.. shiettt.. maybe I'll still buy one for shits.
$3 if you want the power play, that extra dollar is a sucka's bet. (too)
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:39 PM
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Tales from the Crypt is making a comeback!!!!


only no Crypt Keeper....the fuck kinda shit is this!??

Tales from the Crypt without Crypt Keeper = rubbish

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Been bored at work since Tuesday.

One of our systems are down for another 2 weeks. So I'm not able to do much.
You should be looking for someone who's into fitness during your downtime.
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we have an office pool
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For the super bowl?
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:41 PM
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I got tickets as part of my team's office pool. If they won and I didn't pitch in, I'd be sour AF and hiring Majofo to replace them all after they quit
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Ohhh...duh...
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$800 mil would divide up quite nicely, even if there were 800 in the pool.
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At my old work, we mostly functioned as a small lab, so we would do a pool on 2-step and once in a while when it was big, Mega.. but I always wanted to just get my own ticket too. But I always thought that was weird, like, if I won on my own ticket, would they want me to share???? Then my thoughts came back to reality..
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Better chance of getting struck by lightning than win PB, but what the hell...someone will win it eventually, right?
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El Chapo was found.
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You seriously need to be some hillbilly loser who spends his whole check on lotto tickets to win..

err.. I mean Appalachian American
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Originally Posted by Majofo
At my old work, we mostly functioned as a small lab, so we would do a pool on 2-step and once in a while when it was big, Mega.. but I always wanted to just get my own ticket too. But I always thought that was weird, like, if I won on my own ticket, would they want me to share???? Then my thoughts came back to reality..

Just slide them a small portion of the winnings in one of these


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The odds of getting struck by lighting increase significantly if you a dumbass too (read Appalachian American).. See.. Proof.
Hey guys, watch dis.. walks into lighting storm carrying a grounding rod with a bottle rocket attached, connected by long ass metal wire.
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496 mil after taxes or some shit.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
You seriously need to be some hillbilly loser who spends his whole check on lotto tickets to win..

err.. I mean Appalachian American
Or a golfer holding a golf club...roofer on a roof, that shit happens all the time.
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Originally Posted by Franchise1124
Just slide them a small portion of the winnings in one of these


My last trip to Vegas, which seems eons ago, my coworker slid me a $20 and said let it ride 3 times on the roulette table.. black

Fucking won.. I called him immediately to tell him he won. Can't trust what I'd do with that money sittin' in my pocket.

Hookers and Weed
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496 mil after taxes or some shit.
I'll take 1/10 of 1 percent of that, or just get my money back, I'll be happy.
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Old 01-08-2016, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GKinColo08TL
Or a golfer holding a golf club...roofer on a roof, that shit happens all the time.


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Originally Posted by Majofo
My last trip to Vegas, which seems eons ago, my coworker slid me a $20 and said let it ride 3 times on the roulette table.. black

Fucking won.. I called him immediately to tell him he won. Can't trust what I'd do with that money sittin' in my pocket.

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odds on black are 1:1, right?
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It's $2 now.

Man the lotto system be trying to make me broke.

Bad thing is, if you work at the state lottery no one in your family can win. BS, play lotto have someone else pick up the money.
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Even if you work someplace that sells the tickets, like gas station they can't win...exactly...someone you trust cuz I'd be like "fuck off dude, I bought this $800M ticket." "Oh ok, here's $100K, now fuck off."

Not really, I'm an upstanding guy, 10% to cash the ticket though. I'm not stupid.
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odds on black are 1:1, right?
It's never equal.. there's a 0, and now a 00
But color is the best bet.
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first night with MIL...best night's sleep...getting texts from b now...house is spotless and she cookin...
mannnnn, where da women of yesteryear at, holler at me!
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first night with MIL...
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