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since when were pat downs supposed to be comfortable...?
I guess from a parent's perspective, I can't relate but I think he's overreacting..
Since when is a pat down NOT comfortable?
Shit, when I know I'm gonna have a pat down, I purposely don't wear underwear, and I also put on the thinnest material pants I own. Comfort is just hand pat away!
Shit, when I know I'm gonna have a pat down, I purposely don't wear underwear, and I also put on the thinnest material pants I own. Comfort is just hand pat away!
I think you're misinterpreting pat down for polish pat
I think you're misinterpreting pat down for polish pat
Oh. I thought they were the same thing. Who knew?
Originally Posted by thoiboi
With all that flying last year, I think I only got pat down once
Yeah that's because you're
See, now if Flip went through, he'd for sure get a pat down. Not because of the color of his skin, but because of his BBC. It's like it has it's own gravitational field, it's so big. Your hands are just drawn to it
See, now if Flip went through, he'd for sure get a pat down. Not because of the color of his skin, but because of his BBC. It's like it has it's own gravitational field, it's so big. Your hands are just drawn to it
I opt out and get the hand screening every time I go through. I mean, you're paying like $7 per trip for "TSA Administration Fee" or some shit... I make 'em work for it.
Plus it's sort of relaxing they way they rub your shoulders and tickle the ballbag. Sets the stage for a nice day of travel.
With all that flying last year, I think I only got pat down once
Wow...you should've bought a lottery ticket the day you got the feel-down.
I had to live out of a suitcase a couple years back when the project was regionally-based and flying in and out every weekend back and forth for a number of months...never got a single pat-down. Evar.
Not even when I decided to look gangster and give the -constipated gansta-yo look. Nothing. Got shooed along.
You should sue the TSA, or whatever they're called, for discriminating against Asians
Troof.. I'll try to make a scene tomorrow afternoon. If i don't come on, you'll know I was detained and diverted to Git Mo...
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I opt out and get the hand screening every time I go through. I mean, you're paying like $7 per trip for "TSA Administration Fee" or some shit... I make 'em work for it.
Plus it's sort of relaxing they way they rub your shoulders and tickle the ballbag. Sets the stage for a nice day of travel.
fucking brilliant but then i'll be travelling home with soiled underwear .. how do you deal?
Originally Posted by Yumcha
Wow...you should've bought a lottery ticket the day you got the feel-down.
I had to live out of a suitcase a couple years back when the project was regionally-based and flying in and out every weekend back and forth for a number of months...never got a single pat-down. Evar.
Not even when I decided to look gangster and give the -constipated gansta-yo look. Nothing. Got shooed along.
I'm picturing a wangster looking Yummy right now..
I'm picturing a wangster looking Yummy right now..
nope can't
I had slicked back hair with just the perfect length for bangs...those bangs were dyed blonde...I wore a black shirt with white tee and black pants...big giant Diesel belt. Puckered lips...sunglasses by Plada...looked like I owned the place and would beat down any gwai-ro who dared to ask me if I Chinee.
I had slicked back hair with just the perfect length for bangs...those bangs were dyed blonde...I wore a black shirt with white tee and black pants...big giant Diesel belt. Puckered lips...sunglasses by Plada...looked like I owned the place and would beat down any gwai-ro who dared to ask me if I Chinee.
FUUU...Not even a glass.
That's because you left your pocket protector in your shirt pocket, so they knew you're all good.
All serious though, I have yet to see a hawt TSA person.....
Out of all the Airports I've been too.
Hawaii is the worst.... Everyone said you get laid when you get off the plane in Hawaii, I was like fuck yea. I walk out the jetway with my pants to my ankle like fuck yea.... Get slapped with indecent exposure..
01-06-2016, 03:38 PM
and how 
I'll try to make a scene tomorrow afternoon. If i don't come on, you'll know I was detained and diverted to Git Mo...
but then i'll be travelling home with soiled underwear .. how do you deal?
I'm picturing a wangster looking Yummy right now..
