Daphne Joy...

50 Cent baby mamma.

 

J you know you tellin da troof.

 

Dome, Joy!

 

J.. it's fucking logic. Don't listen to these cockgobblers (NHTSA, AAP, etc) who say you must abide by this and that. Personally, I'd wait until +20 something lbs, and is at least pressing her feet against the back of the seat.

The primary reason kids sit rear seated is most impacts are frontal collisions. The fact is, a bad rear end collision puts them at considerable risk facing the rear. Whether they seat snaps forward and smashes their face violently, or the car pushes into the open space.

You should think if there's a bigger risk of you or B getting in a frontal or rear-end accident. Some will say the rear is the best regardless and they're ignorant fucks. There was a recent accident where the car was completely trash compacted in the rear.. two babies in the back. Everyone thought they were dead, but mom had them front facing. Only reason they survived was the shell of the car seat kept the body of the car from crushing them. If they were rear-facing.. no way.

Anyways, safety first. Lots to consider.. buy a tank, with a LSA.

 

Hey man...I was a teenager...never really gave a fk about germs and shiet you can't see.
Next you'll tell me the clap is a real thing.

 

I need to stop being a pussssayyyyyy and remodel my bathroom....

I should have been done 4 months ago....

 

Ah okay...goes to show what I know with celebs.


And isn't 50 Cent like, 0 Cent nowadays? He more broke than brokeback mountain, no?

 

Can't update my house thread. It's opening way too slow.

 

My pictures are all super big in that thread....

Guess I'll have to contact a mod and see what options I have....

 

Supposedly he is broke...

 

what happens in vegas.....

 

I doubt Fiddy is broke. He ain't dumb.

 

Justin posting more frequently



run out of tapes?

 

I've took a shit 3 times today.

I guess drinking greens and protein makes you do that.

 

I'm not normal.

 

I'm quite regular too. But, I purposely consume alot of high-fiber foods...I have days when I go 4-5 times.




Literally, it's in...and out...like a fast-food restaurant.

 

about a weeek agooooOO!!

nah son, yesterday went out for lunch with IT crew.
today, I passed on lunch. = more time to ham it up with you!

 

That's when you have to start wearing an adult diaper and just shit yourself. You waste too much time going to the crapper five times a day!

 

Tell me about it.

I twice in the morning...usually before I leave. It's a coin-flip if I need to again before I workout around lunch-hour. On some days, nope...some days (i.e. today), yes.

I again when I get home before I hit the shower. And sometimes, I again before bed.





Yes, I am full of .

 

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that's 5 times the AZ time!

 

Back...short time...follow up for cataract surgery for my mom-in-law in 20?

 

kind of too much info...

 

Is Honda quality close to Acura....

TF........

 

i swore there was another thread recently bitching about it too.. fucking


handle it yumcha!!

 

Can't be, Honda is cheaper and completely different company. Right?

 

Ford makes the Accord.....

Soooooooo Honda is not the same as Acura, because the quality car from Honda would have been the Accord if Ford didn't make it.

 

No way, Ford makes the Accord? Don't fuck with me!

 

OK, you sucked me in, I goggled it, nothing about Ford making the Accord! But I swallowed...the hook, line, and sinker.

 

OH gary you dirty bastard you

 

OH thank you!

 

wtpho is going on here.. less moar

 

Nonononono, Herr GK...

The genius moment of Ford making the Accord was made here...on AZ. Somebody, not gonna say who, brilliantly suggested that the Ford Mustang and the Honda Accord are IDENTICAL. You cannot tell them apart.

No lie.

So, in respect of the brilliant individual who came up with this amazing realization, we are propagating and promoting this idea. I think it's genius.

 

So, in short, we call the Ford Mustang the "Ford Accord" and the Honda Accord the "Honda Mustang".

 

Totally missed this...
thanks for the info, man.

B and I got into it because Z doesn't sh*t sometimes for a day or two...gets all red, pushing and shiet...so of course, Daddy is a fixer...doc said a little prune juice with water...broooo...had to throw away that onesie but man did she look relieved. So B is like...nawww not supposed to do it all the time...Im like why? Forum? Internet? Keeps her regular...

Anyway...dafuq do I know...or HER for that matter...but apparently 10 oz in one sitting cause she won't stfu ain't good...poor thing was unhappy till 4am last night cause I just kept feeding her and feeding her (cue Wutang)

Point being...I totally agree with you...one decade face down, then face up...ahhh...plastic will give you cancer. It's like...look...there are no experts...there are just people that dress nicer and speak better and the internet to spread fallacy as fact.

Will I fk up as a father. Of course. But that's the truth no matter if you do everything right or wrong so I'm not gonna let it get in the way of me doing what I think is best and making her laugh as often as possible her entire life.

Life is a balance...as long as your fk ups equal your shining moments...everything'll be aight...

anyway...how are we alive...

 

If you don't fuck up, you're not doing it right.

 

Guise see this shit?

Father Outraged By 'Uncomfortable' TSA Pat-Down on 10-Year-Old Daughter - NBC News

:ladiboi: happened at the NC airport....

 

Be like bruh, calm the fuck down....

I go in the airport be like they be like....

Hmmmm suspicious package down below, we need to pat him down. Just make sure it's a cutie...

 

You can pat me down all day if you would like....

 

I'm going tomorrow, I'll make sure to finish my Capri Sun before going through...

 

or keep the Capri Sun and hope for a cutie.

Tell her to check under your balls, you like to hide stuff under there. Just don't say bomb.