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Business Insider is going down the shithole... Get your shit together BI, you're not f***ing BuzzFeed damn listarticles...
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Mickey is used in Ontario, never Quebec.
Runners I've heard before:
Stag heard before. Never Stagette. WTF.
Hang a larry/hang a roger??? what the actual fuck
two four.... nope. Usually a "24" is anything.
Freezies (because of the brand)
Toque is all wrong (it's Tuque, you idiotic BI). It's a real thing.
Give'r sounds like a sex position. Never heard.
Homo milk is a long standing joke, we still laugh at it. Nobody calls it that
Out for a rip I've heard before with hicks.
Double double is true. Also called 2-2. Just means 2 creams 2 sugars.
Tim Bit isn't a slang, it's a product, once again failure on BI.
Heard parkade before.
Toonie... err yeah okay. True one.
Tourtière, once again not slang but an actual thing. I'm waiting for BI to fly the Confederate flag considering how retarded they're starting to sound.
Serviette is an actual object... in French instead of English. The actual name is "Serviette de table".
Holiday
Washroom
Chesterfield.... WTF???
Never heard garburator. This shit is getting stupid.
Housecoat, an actual clothing item. Not slang.
Never heard Texas Mickey.
Never heard gotch/gonch/gitch.
Pencil crayons
College Although the explanation is a bit shitty.
Pop. depends where. Not a Canadian slang, also used in the states.
Haligonian, never heard.
Cheque is the word the rest of the world use. It's only "check" in American English.
Bonus ones:
Dep Short for dépanneur, which is a convenience store.
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depanneur sounds more like a hardware store to me...depanner is to fix stuff, no?
Home Depot!
Home Depot!
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Depanneur means it's the entity/person/place that does "dépanne" from the verb "dépanner".
A Panne means breakdown (as in getting stuck on the side of the road)
(to) Dépanne means someone fixing your car, fixing your issue, helping you.
Dépanneur is thus the person that helps and fixes your issues.
They're little convenience stores, open on street corners. Think 7-Eleven. There's chains and there's privately owned ones and most of the privately owned ones are Chinese.
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Bodega, ninja...us Murrikans don't mix where we buy our jalapeno stuffed hot dogs with where we buy our toilet plungers.
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tombe en panne
my grammar sucks in le francais.
my grammar sucks in le francais.
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thanks for explaining Polo!!
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Lol that's pretty good. Everybody here would understand what you mean by that.
Needed some explanation. Canada is a strange country sometimes.
And yeah, that BI article sounds like freaking Buzzfeed shit.
Needed some explanation. Canada is a strange country sometimes.
And yeah, that BI article sounds like freaking Buzzfeed shit.
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I've found myself even doing the smiley response now and then... whilst thinking to myself "I wonder if J will call me out on this?"
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Well, being Canada day yesterday, naturally, we went out for Mexican food for dinner
That being said, they had 5 different salsas on the menu. Wifey got "hot" salsa, while I asked for the next step up- Nuclear. I'm starting to get pissed off with restaurants. The "hot" was super delicious and very flavourful, however, I felt I wanted something a bit hotter. So I tried the nuclear. Sweet. Jesus. Christ. It was like eating pure fire and it caused me some severe pain- this coming from the guy who LOVES eating incredibly hot food.
Why do restaurants around here do that? There's this asian noodle bowl place that is super delisicious also. They claim their heat levels follow Thai standards, so "hot" is very very hot for most people. They have one level above that, which I asked for. The guy told me "you don't want that. I've had 340 people order it and only 2 ever finish. This is something you get on a bachelor party or some shit, for fun. It has 70 grams of ghost peppers in it, amongst other, milder peppers. This will punish you."
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL THAT?!
That being said, they had 5 different salsas on the menu. Wifey got "hot" salsa, while I asked for the next step up- Nuclear. I'm starting to get pissed off with restaurants. The "hot" was super delicious and very flavourful, however, I felt I wanted something a bit hotter. So I tried the nuclear. Sweet. Jesus. Christ. It was like eating pure fire and it caused me some severe pain- this coming from the guy who LOVES eating incredibly hot food.
Why do restaurants around here do that? There's this asian noodle bowl place that is super delisicious also. They claim their heat levels follow Thai standards, so "hot" is very very hot for most people. They have one level above that, which I asked for. The guy told me "you don't want that. I've had 340 people order it and only 2 ever finish. This is something you get on a bachelor party or some shit, for fun. It has 70 grams of ghost peppers in it, amongst other, milder peppers. This will punish you."
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL THAT?!
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Mickey is used in Ontario, never Quebec. Never heard.
Runners I've heard before: Not sure what the reference is.
Stag heard before. Never Stagette. WTF. You've never heard of a stagette? Must be a French thing...
Hang a larry/hang a roger??? what the actual fuck WTF. no idea.
two four.... nope. Usually a "24" is anything. Yup. a two four of beer. or a flat of beer.
Freezies (because of the brand) Yup
Toque is all wrong (it's Tuque, you idiotic BI). It's a real thing. Nope, it's actually Toque. If you speak english. There's even a pub in Banff called Toque.
Give'r sounds like a sex position. Never heard. Must be an Alberta/Saskatchewan thing. Sigh... Generally only used to make fun of rednecks.
Homo milk is a long standing joke, we still laugh at it. Nobody calls it that Yup, this still stands
Out for a rip I've heard before with hicks. Lol, if you drive an import around here, you've likely said this at some point.
Double double is true. Also called 2-2. Just means 2 creams 2 sugars. Yup
Tim Bit isn't a slang, it's a product, once again failure on BI. Yup
Heard parkade before. What do you guys call them? We say parkade all the time, for multi-level parking lots. All the signs even say "parkade" around town
Toonie... err yeah okay. True one. Yup
Tourtière, once again not slang but an actual thing. I'm waiting for BI to fly the Confederate flag considering how retarded they're starting to sound. Polo is right again
Serviette is an actual object... in French instead of English. The actual name is "Serviette de table". Right again. No one actually says "pass me a serviette". This isn't 1850.
Holiday yup
Washroom yup
Chesterfield.... WTF??? the box thing at the end of your bed...
Never heard garburator. This shit is getting stupid. Seriously? What planet are you from?
Housecoat, an actual clothing item. Not slang. Yup
Never heard Texas Mickey. Must be a 'berta thing. Those super huge bottles of booze (I think they are at least 120oz)... standard name around here
Never heard gotch/gonch/gitch. Haven't heard this in about 20 years.
Pencil crayons yup
College Although the explanation is a bit shitty. yup
Pop. depends where. Not a Canadian slang, also used in the states. yup
Haligonian, never heard. ???????? no idea.
Cheque is the word the rest of the world use. It's only "check" in American English. yup
Bonus ones:
Dep Short for dépanneur, which is a convenience store.
Mickey is used in Ontario, never Quebec. Never heard.
Runners I've heard before: Not sure what the reference is.
Stag heard before. Never Stagette. WTF. You've never heard of a stagette? Must be a French thing...
Hang a larry/hang a roger??? what the actual fuck WTF. no idea.
two four.... nope. Usually a "24" is anything. Yup. a two four of beer. or a flat of beer.
Freezies (because of the brand) Yup
Toque is all wrong (it's Tuque, you idiotic BI). It's a real thing. Nope, it's actually Toque. If you speak english. There's even a pub in Banff called Toque.
Give'r sounds like a sex position. Never heard. Must be an Alberta/Saskatchewan thing. Sigh... Generally only used to make fun of rednecks.
Homo milk is a long standing joke, we still laugh at it. Nobody calls it that Yup, this still stands
Out for a rip I've heard before with hicks. Lol, if you drive an import around here, you've likely said this at some point.
Double double is true. Also called 2-2. Just means 2 creams 2 sugars. Yup
Tim Bit isn't a slang, it's a product, once again failure on BI. Yup
Heard parkade before. What do you guys call them? We say parkade all the time, for multi-level parking lots. All the signs even say "parkade" around town
Toonie... err yeah okay. True one. Yup
Tourtière, once again not slang but an actual thing. I'm waiting for BI to fly the Confederate flag considering how retarded they're starting to sound. Polo is right again
Serviette is an actual object... in French instead of English. The actual name is "Serviette de table". Right again. No one actually says "pass me a serviette". This isn't 1850.
Holiday yup
Washroom yup
Chesterfield.... WTF??? the box thing at the end of your bed...
Never heard garburator. This shit is getting stupid. Seriously? What planet are you from?
Housecoat, an actual clothing item. Not slang. Yup
Never heard Texas Mickey. Must be a 'berta thing. Those super huge bottles of booze (I think they are at least 120oz)... standard name around here
Never heard gotch/gonch/gitch. Haven't heard this in about 20 years.
Pencil crayons yup
College Although the explanation is a bit shitty. yup
Pop. depends where. Not a Canadian slang, also used in the states. yup
Haligonian, never heard. ???????? no idea.
Cheque is the word the rest of the world use. It's only "check" in American English. yup
Bonus ones:
Dep Short for dépanneur, which is a convenience store.
just my
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Never heard garburator. This shit is getting stupid. Seriously? What planet are you from?
And I recognized most of those "translations" from living on the east coast for a while. There's a lot of crossover between Canada and the older parts of say, Massachusetts.
In fact, I think I'll go get a grinder for lunch and wash it down with some tonic. Eh.
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In fact, I think I'll go get a grindr for lunch and wash it down with some tonic. Eh.
In fact, I think I'll go get a grindr for lunch and wash it down with some tonic. Eh.
You texans pretend to hate on the SC ruling but I'm sure all you closet :ghey: are so happy right now..
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Well, being Canada day yesterday, naturally, we went out for Mexican food for dinner
That being said, they had 5 different salsas on the menu. Wifey got "hot" salsa, while I asked for the next step up- Nuclear. I'm starting to get pissed off with restaurants. The "hot" was super delicious and very flavourful, however, I felt I wanted something a bit hotter. So I tried the nuclear. Sweet. Jesus. Christ. It was like eating pure fire and it caused me some severe pain- this coming from the guy who LOVES eating incredibly hot food.
Why do restaurants around here do that? There's this asian noodle bowl place that is super delisicious also. They claim their heat levels follow Thai standards, so "hot" is very very hot for most people. They have one level above that, which I asked for. The guy told me "you don't want that. I've had 340 people order it and only 2 ever finish. This is something you get on a bachelor party or some shit, for fun. It has 70 grams of ghost peppers in it, amongst other, milder peppers. This will punish you."
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL THAT?!
That being said, they had 5 different salsas on the menu. Wifey got "hot" salsa, while I asked for the next step up- Nuclear. I'm starting to get pissed off with restaurants. The "hot" was super delicious and very flavourful, however, I felt I wanted something a bit hotter. So I tried the nuclear. Sweet. Jesus. Christ. It was like eating pure fire and it caused me some severe pain- this coming from the guy who LOVES eating incredibly hot food.
Why do restaurants around here do that? There's this asian noodle bowl place that is super delisicious also. They claim their heat levels follow Thai standards, so "hot" is very very hot for most people. They have one level above that, which I asked for. The guy told me "you don't want that. I've had 340 people order it and only 2 ever finish. This is something you get on a bachelor party or some shit, for fun. It has 70 grams of ghost peppers in it, amongst other, milder peppers. This will punish you."
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SELL THAT?!
There's Buffalo Bull's Eye ones, just fine and smokey. There's 9-1-1 ones, definitely a spicy kick but very flavorful. Then they got their new ones, Kamikaze.
Just too hot. Not enjoyable at all. It's used as a dare between drunk guys. I've never seen anyone eat these and enjoy them.
They don't even let you order 6 of them, max you can get is 3... stupid.
Tuque. No mention of toque.
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Parkade we call them multi level parking lots. Or indoor parking lots.
Fun to see someone in Alberta who knows a few I've never heard. Maybe if we ask a Newfie they know the remaining ones!
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got to vote for a new Flavor for Ben and Jerry's. New flavor will be limited to Texas only.
then got to test drive the Model S P85D courtesy of Ben and Jerry's
then got to test drive the Model S P85D courtesy of Ben and Jerry's
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Good one!
You make a good point, I do like a thick slab of meat...
However, I'm no Texan. I can't really speak for any of the real Texans either. Mainly because I can't understand them!
because of all the dick in their mouths.
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Were they testing out their new "Listeria-free-because-we're-not-blue-bell" line of ice cream?
Perfect time for B&J go for the Texas jugular right now!
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yes Bourbon pecan pie!
no to BBQ Peach. EWWWWWWWWW
no to BBQ Peach. EWWWWWWWWW
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my coworker was like....well, I already like bourbon....lol
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I make my own bourbon ice cream. It's really good. Simple too:
1 cup bourbon, some sugar, ice, and milk. You probably have the milk, sugar and cream in your house already- go ahead and keep them wherever they are.
Now take the bourbon, pour it in a glass and drink it.
Ice cream is over rated.
1 cup bourbon, some sugar, ice, and milk. You probably have the milk, sugar and cream in your house already- go ahead and keep them wherever they are.
Now take the bourbon, pour it in a glass and drink it.
Ice cream is over rated.
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Naw Adam! I would never, friends don't do petty stuff.
Happy 4th, my friends.
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I make my own bourbon ice cream. It's really good. Simple too:
1 cup bourbon, some sugar, ice, and milk. You probably have the milk, sugar and cream in your house already- go ahead and keep them wherever they are.
Now take the bourbon, pour it in a glass and drink it.
Ice cream is over rated.
1 cup bourbon, some sugar, ice, and milk. You probably have the milk, sugar and cream in your house already- go ahead and keep them wherever they are.
Now take the bourbon, pour it in a glass and drink it.
Ice cream is over rated.
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Happy bday to these 2 cuties!
Two years ago day for day, on July 2nd 2013 I became the proud uncle of these amazing twin sisters. Since then I've found a use for my bland fridge which is now plastered with pictures of them. And as any uncle who respects himself, I'll be there to break the neck of any boy who ever dare to break their heart!
Two years ago day for day, on July 2nd 2013 I became the proud uncle of these amazing twin sisters. Since then I've found a use for my bland fridge which is now plastered with pictures of them. And as any uncle who respects himself, I'll be there to break the neck of any boy who ever dare to break their heart!
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d'oh. I had to check that you didn't ninja edit me. I meant "ice", not "cream". Leave the ice where it is.
I guess I had cream on the mind.
And I'll save you the trouble:
I guess I had cream on the mind.
And I'll save you the trouble:
Originally Posted by cu2wagon;
I guess I had cream on my face.
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Cute nieces, porobunny.
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