lolli updates for Nexus 5, 6, 7, 9, 10! yay!

 

Oh, I can leave at any point. It's my wifey who can't- she's waiting to get her new permanent residency card renewed and it takes like 6 months to get it. She can leave Canada, but she can't come back in, lol.

But I ain't driving 5000km to get there!!

 

I dated a Peruvian that needed a green card once, I know the feeling Taco. Make sure she knows the state flower and bird!

 

Fly Taco! That's what I'd probably do. Miami is a good 1,000 miles from me.

 

I'm the best regional coordinator ever...I'm unwilling to drive more than 45 minutes from my home for a car meet.

 

Miami could be 46 minutes if there's traffic but I'd make an exception for you guysum.

 

My Viet wife was a refugee that I rescued from a boat. Twoo story!

 

To ensure she passed the test, I checked to see if she could make a good bowl of pho.

 

Who believes me?!!??

 

Haha, no, it's not exactly like that- she is a permanent resident, just not a citizen (the only difference being that she can't vote here). Until she gets her Canadian citizenship, she has to reapply for a permanent resident card every five or six years. No tests or anything, she just has to submit paperwork proving that she's actually been living and working here, as I guess there are people who try to get a PR card to get the benefits of living in Canada, even though they don't (like free health care).

The problem is that the turn around time to get the card takes forever. You can't even apply for a new PR card until your other one is about 3 months away from expiring, which leaves a window of not being able to travel. Thankfully once she gets the card renewed, she'll be dropping her German citizenship and applying for the Canadian one.

 

Oh nice. So, BurritoBella's First Lady is a "Liesel"...? Blonde and very Aryan, yes?

 

Like, Hitler-would-approve-blonde, yes?


<-------- Racist.

 

Me? I'm so non-Aryan, I'm pretty sure Hitler would personally march me into the gas chamber.

 

Sure sure...we don't know your address and we don't rat out a fellow AZ'iner to La Migra. Your secret is safe with us Taco :wink:

 

Does that mean you'll be providing the Filets and Bacon wrapped shrimp?

 

I'll provide the beer (2 kegs?) Maj can DJ!

 

whoah...bacon wrapped shrimp?!?! SO YUMCHA WILL be there then!

 

Bacon-wrapped shellfish?!?!? I'm so effing there.


Wait...where is this?

 

Spring Break Miami.. Featuring DJ Maj!

Venue: J's backyard

Grill and beer will be provided.. Bring your own meat.

 

moar..

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my dougie

 

damn...

 

Haha, we're both VERY Arian. She a bit more so than I, as my hair is a dirty blonde. Both have blue eyes though.

My Tacobella:


And I: my hair looks almost brown, but it definitely isn't.

 

Being a twig, I thought he'd just use Round Up on you...

 

That's a fancy tacobell

 

Sucky sucky, ten dolla.


for tacobello's services.

 

Hmmm...a young Michael Keaton and a beautiful dame by his side.

 

 

 

She almost looks like Lisa Kudrow in the first picture.

 

Question for anyone that cares. What do you think is the best camera(s) $500 and under. Trying to make my Xmas list to send to Santa!

 

Hahaha I think Michael Keaton looks so creepy! Although, my hair is slowly going the way of the buffalo, just like his... Sigh. I dread the day where I'm forced to start shaving my head, or looking like George Kaztanza. I'm probably no more then 3 years away

Anyone want to start shaving their ass and making a toupee out of it for me?

 

TacoTime: You and your lady make a nice couple.

 

Taco's got it goin' on.

 

shrinkage

 

and it's costanza..

 

 

 

You ninjas watch Broad City? It's a Comedy Central series by Amy Poehler, they just added it to Prime. Fucking shit is hilarious.