2012wagon

Does turkey bacon and pork bacon taste the same?

*never ate bacon*

GKinColo08TL

Bullshit on the bacon is bad!

Bacon is good...literally with everything!

Yumcha

You don't consume pork for religion? Or is it for health reasons?




I'd say turkey bacon is an alright substitute but it's obviously not as good as the real thing.

2012wagon

GK

How far are you from Denver? I have a friend there... he lives in this neighborhood...where every house is attached to a plane hanger. Craziest thing I have ever seen. I came at night, didn't realize the neighborhood (he has 31 cars). Wake up..on the street, Cessna taxing!

Car lovers dream space.

2012wagon

Religious reasons.

When I was a kid "bacon" meant pork. About 10 years ago someone told me there is turkey bacon.

I was always curious....

GKinColo08TL

It does...they need some "dirt track" tires.

I road around a dirt track in a sprint car about 30 years ago...now that was a thrill ride...

GKinColo08TL

About 60 miles...never heard of that neighborhood tho...sounds sweet!

31 cars...horry shite! Is he Jay Leno?

2012wagon

My ex gfs dad (in prison now), used to dirt track. We used to go every Fri night, in a place called Tenino, WA. About 1 hour south of seattle

Best white trash fuck ever.

2012wagon

Nah not Jey Leno.

Yeah hes cool, the houses are very normal, they just all have a hangar attached.

Amazing....

GKinColo08TL

Hmmm, from your description of your high school I figured you were mormon...shame on me...mormons don't have anything against pork...

polobunny

Best karting experience I had in my life was when it was pouring rain while we were racing in the middle of August 2 years ago. I've only seen that type of downpour a few times in my life, we were soaking wet in 10 seconds and the bucket seat just kept the cold water sloshing around as we drove around the track. My sister fishtailed within a minute but my brother and I lasted for a good 5 minutes before the kart guy signaled us to go back to the pit. It was great drifting around corners like freaking mario kart.

GKinColo08TL

gf or gf's dad in prison, that would say a lot about you...

polobunny

Would just say he's not the one in prison right now. My uncle went to prison for unpaid tickets, you'd hardly call him a bad guy.

2012wagon

Nope not mormon. I grew up in LA. There is a pocket here where rich mormons live.

GKinColo08TL

Yeah...for unpaid parking tickets, that seems like overkill. But that will fucking teach him...

polobunny

Now he just pays them, yeah.

GKinColo08TL

Rich mormon gwairos!

We have very close friends in Oak Park...everyone is rich in LA, onliest way to afford to live there.

2012wagon

Gf's dad was in prison before i Met her. Came out..got a job (dunno how), parole violation, went to prison.

He walked in on us having sex and said "just continue, I will walk out"

He was a body builder. Different woman every night. GF would go into his rooms and use his handcuffs.

Gfs mom (divorced from dad) used to go bars and pick up sailors and bring them home.


My only experience with white trash and what an amazing two years it was


Best part was..gfs mom didn't believe I went to college. Though I had ID. Cuz I would come over during reading week. She didnt believe college gave vacations except winter and summer break.

You realize there are lots of type of people in this world...

craziness.

gf is now a firefighter

2012wagon

My roommate in Berkeley was on the Cycling team with me. He had a VOlvo 240 DL that we put a Mustang 5.0 in it. He was white catholic. My friend from 4th grade.

He got a speeding ticket on his BIKE (pedal Bike). Got another one. Finally his DL was SUSPENDEDD for speeding tickets on his bicycle!!!

2012wagon

My parents live in Lake Sherwood, very close to Oak Park. I know that area well.

We are not rich. We are stupid. Can't wait to leave LA.

polobunny

I got stopped going downhill on a tandem bicycle... computer said we were doing ~55mph. Cops show up behind us, it takes us a ridiculously long time to come to a halt and then just warn us to go easy and not so fast and leave. We waited 5 minutes and proceeded to try to break 55mph.

Majofo

#idgaf

black, white, yellow, purple, red, eat puss, suck d, like girls, like boys, like goats.. as long as you like salad.





You're almost gwairo the way you crack the whip on the asians..



You wish your dick was that long. I hope you like grape jelly.

GKinColo08TL

I dated white trash in high school too...nothing like that tho...

More overkill, just suspend the tires on his bike!

Lake Sherwood is Thousand Oaks, right?

My fiend there is an independent insurance adjuster, I rode with him one day when he did estimates on a Ferrari California, a Veyron , and a Bentley GT. All the estimates were in Beverly Hills.

Inside door panel on the Veyron was $25K, dented door and cracked door panel...$128K claim.

2012wagon

Montreal PD way nicer than Berkeley PD. Then again when I was in Law School, he was my only client that got pro bono work. It was fun dealing with cops..using archaic laws.

Miss those days..so much time to just mess around. Should have gone into private practice. All my friends that graduated with me making 7/8 figures, have yatchs...

sigh...

2012wagon

Any longer and I couldn't make amatuer midget porn

polobunny

Montreal PD probably just as shitty, this was in the small cities up north where things are usually a bit more relaxed and everybody knows each other.

thoiboi

Cops are super bored if they're pulling cyclists over.. Hey you pigs, rather than pick on us cyclists, pick on the damn drivers who don't acknowledge that cyclists have the same rights on a road as cars.

Gatorade bottle thrown at cyclist from truck could result in charges - The Orange County Register

shit like that grinds my gears..

/endrant

Majofo

I treat everyone equally in here.

:gheyhug:

GKinColo08TL

Ahhh fawk...insulting the little people (excluding Yumcha) now...

2012wagon

Yes its in T.O. Yeah my office parking lot at one of the hospital I cover (Los RObles) is ridiculous. Californias, Rapides..Flying Spurs....

2012wagon

Berkeley is full of Asian drivers who are on student visa, and can't drive. Cops leave them alone, and bother us bikers.

GKinColo08TL

I believe that...Bimmers there are like Toyotas here.

2012wagon

Poor ppeople drive the 335s here. Average people drive 5 series.

Imagine me? Living below poverty line with my TSX.

My parents gardener have a 50K truck. Everytime I go in the gate, the guard (who is black) gives me a weird look as they can't believe I have such a cheap car

polobunny

Then again, I see plenty of cyclists not stopping at 4 ways and that sort of shit.

2012wagon

That is because when I am in Montreal..I can't read the French signs...

But the women...god damn...i walk around with a permanent erection

polobunny

Our stop signs are still red and octagonal.

I don't walk around, my GF wouldn't let me.

thoiboi

I thought those signs only applied to cars....?

I am guilty of running stop signs sometimes but you have to be intelligent about it.. If there are cars, hell no i'm not risking it..


I've already gotten hit by a car and still recovering through PT.. No need to do it again.

polobunny

If you have the same rights as cars, you have the same responsibilities as cars. Which means stopping on stop signs, lights, signaling your turns, letting pedestrians pass before you and so forth, no?

Majofo

cock n balls

Majofo

you poor mofukr