Well I googled her, and I see EXACTLY what it is that makes her irresistible!

 

Phlegm...just the word is disgusting...

 

Justn... That's not phlegm...

 

[QUOTE=TacoBello;15298577]Justn... That's not phlegm...[/QUOT

 

My boss owns a F150 and had to give me a lift last week. He has no freaking clue how the entertainment system works, he used it only to check the outside temperature. Hahaha

 

who doesnt love a good throat hug?

 

if it's the Gina I just looked up, she works out.



Too much.

 

I dunno... I don't think she does. I just googled too and there seem to be very random photos of her, some good, some terrible. Not sure if photoshopped or what, but vids I have seen of her, I like

 

She's a pr0n lady?

 

LOL...I didn't get the iDrive in my BMW so the entertainment system is pretty simple...

I rented a Ford Escape last year with that fancy sound system...I had my phone paired and the system figured out fairly quickly...

My wife drives a '13 CR-V and she would always plug her iPhone in tho play music...she didn't know it connects with bluetooth...she's been married to me for 40 years, she's slow learner...

 

I watched 5 mins of a video...I'd do her...

 

I'm sure she's relieved.

 

No, she's a pr0m queen

No idea where she's from though... I saw a video of her talking and she was fluent in what I assume is Czech. No idea though. Anyway, just saying that I like her, is all. Reminds me of my wifey, except brunette and with a couple tattoos (gasp! Not tattoos!!)

Them eyes...

Uh, er, so about that granular sub base compaction at 98%...

 

She has no idea what she's missing! :Viagra:

 

Oh yeah she is J! Thanks a lot Taco!!! Now, I have a massive stiffy at work!

 

Massive? Really? That's not what we've heard.

 

No, it's far from massive, but it works well.

 

Yeah, this is why I'm gonna decline that request to make a video for y'all. Wouldn't want to make anyone here feel self-conscious.

 

Did you buy that BIG Denali to compensate for something?

 

Nah man, that was back in my Miata days. I told everyone back then I was undercompensating. (and I wasn't lying...)

If I needed to compensate, I'd have bought the XL

 

Hey if after 40 years with you she's still around, then she must have learned something. Or not.

I heard something once and it stuck with me:
"I'm going to ask my wife and tell you what we decided".

Sometimes that's just the best way to deal with it.

You're big in Japan I bet.

 

Didn't you know it has lifetime oil and transmission fluid..

 

That's why I married my wife... Being tiny, she makes everything look bigger. Perception.

 

Ah, who am I kidding. I bought a Miata for a reason

 

*fist bump*

 

I won't comment on that. If I say my GF is normal sized I'll get hunted down and skinned or something.

Guy at work drives a Mini.

I hope that's your clean fist.

 

Happy wife, happy life!

I do now!

 

Or fall on a knife in the back snow...errr yard.

 

Yes, but first your GF needs to go on AZ to see your comments. The wifey wouldn't touch a car forum with an 89 foot pole. Probably for the better

 

My wife could never find a car forum, and would have no clue what the discussions are about.

Ask her about treating pediatric cancer...we wouldn't have a clue what she's talking about...that's a good thing.

 

Which actually reminds of that AZ thread where that loser was all like "my bish azz bish is all up in grill, she a ho, I'm so bad ass"

...and then she saw his thread

And called him out on being a deadbeat and ended up divorcing him or some shit

 

You know, it just happens.

Same. She doesn't drive and doesn't want to drive. She gets car sick if we drive for too long.
She saw me answer here once and was like " boys". She also goes whenever another NBP TL owner salutes me while driving. I'm definitely safe.

That's something too, my GF is a cook. Everything she cooks is just great. I fuck up instant rice sometimes.

 

That's some good quality drama.

 

Sounds like Jake has to use both fist! Give us a peek big boy!

 

 

That's one huge cock!

 

Somewhere, a woman is shaking her head thinking..."what a waste".

 

Pretty sure I saw Taco going 5 minutes ago.

 

Oh you know it! I'm sure there's many that would love to ride his Denali.

 

It's got MagneRide in the rear!