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Old 06-06-2018, 02:41 PM
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Man, why you gotta type like you're naming an Avril Lavigne song?
Is that some nordic slayer who wrote songs of triumph and conquest?
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Old 06-06-2018, 02:46 PM
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Man, why you gotta type like you're naming an Avril Lavigne song?
shots fired.....he does have a family of teen girls
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Gdammit soulless Kurt!
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Old 06-06-2018, 03:12 PM
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Yes... yes..

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Old 06-06-2018, 03:14 PM
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shots fired.....he does have a family of teen girls
Such a sk8er boi
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Gdammit soulless Kurt!
I sold that a LOOOONG time ago
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Old 06-06-2018, 03:40 PM
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I can't believe it's Freaky Friday!!
I'm Kurt.. I have a vagina.. I'm gonna explore the inner workings of a ginger!!!
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Kurt's a good spurt.
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Old 06-06-2018, 03:52 PM
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Justin Bieber, 6ix9ine, Kurt
You have to fuck one, marry one, kill one
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:17 PM
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Serious question, J: Do you pull a lot of chicks with your poop brown A3 and if so do you think it's more chicks or fewer chicks than the TLX folks? Asking for a friend.
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Old 06-06-2018, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Serious question, J: Do you pull a lot of chicks with your poop brown A3 and if so do you think it's more chicks or fewer less chicks than the TLX folks? Asking for a friend.
Get it right, maroon.
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Old 06-06-2018, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Serious question, J: Do you pull a lot of chicks with your poop brown A3 and if so do you think it's more chicks or fewer chicks than the TLX folks? Asking for a friend.
Considering his chick hates the A3.. it doesn't matter.
You think you can trick us with that bullshit Kurt??
Answer is zero for both.

Now if we're talking cocks in his mouth
Well.. the A3 was quite popular on Craigslist
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Get it right, maroon.
It's summer already mang
School's out.. chill

Instead just be like
Kurt, noun - fuccboi
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Is that a euphemism for Kurt?
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Even though this place is a toxic shithole
And I treat most of you (non-blacks) like shit

I love y'all.. it's probably the booze
I'm going to go wake my kids up and beat them
Poor Tobey
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Ah, I see we're on the same booze-fueled 1:30 family beating schedule!

Don't forget to stretch first, don't want to hurt yourself when you're slapping the shit out of them.
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I just slap them some more if I get hurt, any excuse really
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Old 06-07-2018, 07:15 AM
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houston airports had two bomb scares in less than 24 hours.

yesterday, an impatient passenger implied he had explosives.
this morning a boy scout had a hollowed out grenade
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WTF is wrong with people...
they tryna go out "set it off" style?
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Hi Majofo.
To answer you Kurt. The audi gets me a lot of ass pussy.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Hi Majofo.
To answer you Kurt. The audi gets me a lot of ass pussy.
Just to verify, you did not mistakenly leave out any punctuation, right? You get "lots of ass pussy", not "lots of: ass, pussy."

Pretty sure you grammered it right.
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Ugh.. I must have drank some dank shit last night
Fuck all of you, suck an egg through a straw Kurt
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But the beatings went well?
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I think he meant... I get lots of ass pussy, pussy
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well.. I beat my dick first.. and then fell asleep
it's better this way
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know what I don't miss?
hangovers.

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Originally Posted by rockstar143
know what I don't miss?
hangovers.

What's a hangover?
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Is that a cock reference?
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well my cock does hangover my balls, so yes.
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not anymore apparently
since you don't miss it
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