The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
The following users liked this post:
Majofo (06-11-2018)
#2842
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Frantz.. leader... alpha... boss... el jefe
Take notes Kurt
Take notes Kurt
#2843
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Frantz.. J is right, butttt... you're doing good
Teamwork early on.. then one of you takes the hit.
Night time feedings and sleep while other sleeps.
It may seem daunting, but mama feels the same way.
Just because she can nurse baby doesn't mean you can't feed at night. Can pump or formula.
Swaddle that baby, feed, burp.. sleep.
If you can give mama 3 days of 6+ hrs of sleep, it'll make a big difference.
Also, put baby on back, and don't sleep with baby on bed.
Get sleeper by side of bed. That works well.
Teamwork early on.. then one of you takes the hit.
Night time feedings and sleep while other sleeps.
It may seem daunting, but mama feels the same way.
Just because she can nurse baby doesn't mean you can't feed at night. Can pump or formula.
Swaddle that baby, feed, burp.. sleep.
If you can give mama 3 days of 6+ hrs of sleep, it'll make a big difference.
Also, put baby on back, and don't sleep with baby on bed.
Get sleeper by side of bed. That works well.
The following users liked this post:
Franchise1124 (06-11-2018)
#2844
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt's a ho
Bottom bitch
Not the lead ho
The last ho
The fluffer
truK stop ho
Bottom bitch
Not the lead ho
The last ho
The fluffer
truK stop ho
#2846
Safety Car
Appreciate the advice and support, fellas. It takes a car forum village to raise a child!
We have a good system down so far. We have a bassinette next to our bed where he sleeps on his back all swaddled up - it has a shelf that we keep stocked with all the goods to survive the night too.
We have a good system down so far. We have a bassinette next to our bed where he sleeps on his back all swaddled up - it has a shelf that we keep stocked with all the goods to survive the night too.
#2847
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
#2849
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#2850
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
ladiboi doesn't sleep on a job.. he's an eager beaver.
Kurt's a lame lay
Kurt's a lame lay
#2851
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt
#2852
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
#2853
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
but appropriate. Because, like Kurnt, and because he's a filthy whore... He/It keeps coming back.
#2854
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
It was in my Azine memories reminder
#2855
Senior Moderator
Sup. WFH day.
#2856
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
I'm not sure what your thoughts on the kid sleeping in bed with you, but...
I would not recommend he sleep in the same bedroom as you guys. He senses you there, he will grow accustomed quickly...
he will not want to sleep away from you.
love making
Z is pretty independent and has slept 12 hours a night in her own room since she was 5 weeks old. Ex and I were firm on not having the baby near our bedroom.
I would not recommend he sleep in the same bedroom as you guys. He senses you there, he will grow accustomed quickly...
he will not want to sleep away from you.
love making
Z is pretty independent and has slept 12 hours a night in her own room since she was 5 weeks old. Ex and I were firm on not having the baby near our bedroom.
#2857
Safety Car
I'm not sure what your thoughts on the kid sleeping in bed with you, but...
I would not recommend he sleep in the same bedroom as you guys. He senses you there, he will grow accustomed quickly...
he will not want to sleep away from you.
love making
Z is pretty independent and has slept 12 hours a night in her own room since she was 5 weeks old. Ex and I were firm on not having the baby near our bedroom.
I would not recommend he sleep in the same bedroom as you guys. He senses you there, he will grow accustomed quickly...
he will not want to sleep away from you.
love making
Z is pretty independent and has slept 12 hours a night in her own room since she was 5 weeks old. Ex and I were firm on not having the baby near our bedroom.
#2858
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You're aware you're supposed to feed the kid every 2 hrs right J?
#2859
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Right?
#2860
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
On the rare occasion it would be my daddy night duty..
My sleep apnea lulled the kid into level 99 sleep stage.. it either puts you in a coma or gives you ptsd night terrors.
So check yoself befo you wreck yoself J.. and I fucked whenever.. take notes. #realAlpha #watchandlearnkid
My sleep apnea lulled the kid into level 99 sleep stage.. it either puts you in a coma or gives you ptsd night terrors.
So check yoself befo you wreck yoself J.. and I fucked whenever.. take notes. #realAlpha #watchandlearnkid
#2861
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
DeerMeat is probably thinking about one of his cars or something.
#2862
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Kept the car in the garage and not the driveway since it was 5 weeks old.
#2863
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
So.... Musk did some kickstarter or crowd funding shit for this flamethrower
Except it's just a propane torch that looks like agun assault terror rifle.
The fucking thing cost $500
Five Hundred Fucking Dollars
I know that's a drop in the bucket for a 10%er like Kurt
But Five Hundred Fucking Dollars.. or Ten Million Loonies in Canuckistan
Meanwhile the barebones torch from Pittsburgh Detroit Chicago Tools of America at HF costs $20
Yeah.. I think I'll stick with the OG model
Except it's just a propane torch that looks like a
The fucking thing cost $500
Five Hundred Fucking Dollars
I know that's a drop in the bucket for a 10%er like Kurt
But Five Hundred Fucking Dollars.. or Ten Million Loonies in Canuckistan
Meanwhile the barebones torch from Pittsburgh Detroit Chicago Tools of America at HF costs $20
Yeah.. I think I'll stick with the OG model
#2864
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Yeah, and do the math (not you Tacobello from Azine), he pre-sold 20,000 of them.
Somewhere around $9 million in instant cash boost.
Somewhere around $9 million in instant cash boost.
#2865
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
PT Barnum would be proud.
#2866
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You know he Ali Baba'd them from same mfg as American Tools of United American States
#2867
Safety Car
So.... Musk did some kickstarter or crowd funding shit for this flamethrower
Except it's just a propane torch that looks like agun assault terror rifle.
The fucking thing cost $500
Five Hundred Fucking Dollars
I know that's a drop in the bucket for a 10%er like Kurt
But Five Hundred Fucking Dollars.. or Ten Million Loonies in Canuckistan
Meanwhile the barebones torch from Pittsburgh Detroit Chicago Tools of America at HF costs $20
Yeah.. I think I'll stick with the OG model
Except it's just a propane torch that looks like a
The fucking thing cost $500
Five Hundred Fucking Dollars
I know that's a drop in the bucket for a 10%er like Kurt
But Five Hundred Fucking Dollars.. or Ten Million Loonies in Canuckistan
Meanwhile the barebones torch from Pittsburgh Detroit Chicago Tools of America at HF costs $20
Yeah.. I think I'll stick with the OG model
#2869
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
And prior to that, he made like a cool million selling "Boring Co." Hats.
Sheeple gonna sheep.
Sheeple gonna sheep.
#2870
Azine Jabroni
I'm surprised states haven't made the flamethrower illegal. No one has any business owning one of these in Texas.
#2871
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Next will be those bricks he'll sell. Literal bricks.
Probably $100 apiece. Fanboys will fight each other.
Probably $100 apiece. Fanboys will fight each other.
#2872
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
#2873
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
"Not A Flamethrower" Flamethrower, BTW.
#2874
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
I'm just offended that no one buys into my shady shenanigans.
#2876
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#2877
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
Hey nerds. I need some opinions/facts.
Since I'm old and cranky and adverse to change, I'm still rocking a VZW 700 minute cell phone plan (2 lines) with grandfathered unlimited data.
VZW is now doing this "all unlimited" thing, calls/text/data and it just seemed too good to be true. I thought it was a honeypot to get old holdouts like me to jump off the grandfather (giggity) data plans so they can pull the rug out and start charging the hell out for data. But it's been over a year now and it still seems to be holding.
From what I've read, it sounds like they've hit all data plans, even the grandfathered, so they're throttled the same. Basically, I'm getting the same speeds and restriction as the newest plans, but on paper, paying more than what the new plans are advertised as.
Does anyone know about this shit?
Is it time to give up and join the millennial with a new plan? Should I just keep yelling at clouds?
Since I'm old and cranky and adverse to change, I'm still rocking a VZW 700 minute cell phone plan (2 lines) with grandfathered unlimited data.
VZW is now doing this "all unlimited" thing, calls/text/data and it just seemed too good to be true. I thought it was a honeypot to get old holdouts like me to jump off the grandfather (giggity) data plans so they can pull the rug out and start charging the hell out for data. But it's been over a year now and it still seems to be holding.
From what I've read, it sounds like they've hit all data plans, even the grandfathered, so they're throttled the same. Basically, I'm getting the same speeds and restriction as the newest plans, but on paper, paying more than what the new plans are advertised as.
Does anyone know about this shit?
Is it time to give up and join the millennial with a new plan? Should I just keep yelling at clouds?
#2878
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
How are you doing on minutes? What's the price difference? If you're under on minutes plus it's cheaper now, I don't see a reason to change.
#2879
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
#2880
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: Dirty H-Town, Amerikkka
Posts: 28,432
Received 7,772 Likes
on
5,045 Posts
But the biggest unknown is if it's really too good to be true. It's sure seeming like it makes sense, but I don't know. Was just wondering if someone smarter than me knew why the new plans suck balls.
Aside from the obvious rimjob that all cell phone plans dole out; but that's moot.