The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
06-01-2018, 07:46 AM
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Dump her and find a bro to down with. 
06-01-2018, 09:22 AM
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1. Ditch Seńorita, RN.
2. Incel.
3. Take in basement lodgers.
4. Bro down withrenters leasers.
5. Have one of then write a business plan.
6. Take business plan, sodomize him, dismember and bury evidence in the back yard.
7. ???
9. Profit.
10. Poor Tobey.
2. Incel.
3. Take in basement lodgers.
4. Bro down with
5. Have one of then write a business plan.
6. Take business plan, sodomize him, dismember and bury evidence in the back yard.
7. ???
9. Profit.
10. Poor Tobey.
06-01-2018, 09:38 AM
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WTF.. the V video got replaced by the 6ix9ineinches vid 
06-01-2018, 09:40 AM
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06-01-2018, 09:41 AM
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y'all see the same thing?
I swear the V clip was up.. J even referenced it.
That's some Kurt shit.. Acurazine fucked yo
I swear the V clip was up.. J even referenced it.
That's some Kurt shit.. Acurazine fucked yo
06-01-2018, 09:42 AM
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06-01-2018, 09:43 AM
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Poor Tobey Blanket
06-01-2018, 09:44 AM
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So toxic even the website rage-quitty.
06-01-2018, 09:46 AM
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yeah mang.. it's all about her values
Does she want marriage / kids / etc
What I've seen quite a bit is they might not feel strongly one way or another
and the partner is like hell nah I don't want, so they agreeable
But then months later, break up, hook up with someone with opposite values
Baby and shotgun marriage
I've seent it a few times..
So value and respect how she feel about it
Didn't mean to pressure a player, but if you have it good, what you scared of?
Marriage isn't a honeymoon, but if she your best friend, that don't change
I know plenty of great longstanding marriages
Does she want marriage / kids / etc
What I've seen quite a bit is they might not feel strongly one way or another
and the partner is like hell nah I don't want, so they agreeable
But then months later, break up, hook up with someone with opposite values
Baby and shotgun marriage
I've seent it a few times..
So value and respect how she feel about it
Didn't mean to pressure a player, but if you have it good, what you scared of?
Marriage isn't a honeymoon, but if she your best friend, that don't change
I know plenty of great longstanding marriages
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06-01-2018, 09:56 AM
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Most recent case.. homegirl been in a couple of bad relationships
Kinda psycho types and she not
It got so fucked up, last year she was dating a chica
Some chick turned her out, I was like wuttt... that's some Kurt shit
2 months ago get a message she pregnant by straight laced dude
Shotgun wedding (this month).. not even surprised cuh
Kinda psycho types and she not
It got so fucked up, last year she was dating a chica
Some chick turned her out, I was like wuttt... that's some Kurt shit
2 months ago get a message she pregnant by straight laced dude
Shotgun wedding (this month).. not even surprised cuh
06-01-2018, 09:57 AM
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But you can't sex outside of marriage, so that's something to look forward to.
06-01-2018, 09:58 AM
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True that crabs, I just meant check her agenda
I know you prob not the type to push an agenda
But sometimes when one is more controlling to their lifestyle, it eventually rifts
Cheers to you mang, I wish you all the happiness and love brah
If it's right, it's right
I know you prob not the type to push an agenda
But sometimes when one is more controlling to their lifestyle, it eventually rifts
Cheers to you mang, I wish you all the happiness and love brah
If it's right, it's right
06-01-2018, 09:59 AM
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06-01-2018, 10:02 AM
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reminds me of a place I worked at once...Secretary was a single girl, got the pregernts.
Churchy lady was like, "how can Secretary be pregnart? She's not even married!"
Me:
the dick goes in and out and don't care about the ring finger, lady.
06-01-2018, 10:03 AM
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06-01-2018, 10:11 AM
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06-01-2018, 10:12 AM
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Or the devil!! (Majofo)
06-01-2018, 10:14 AM
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06-01-2018, 10:15 AM
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Was his name Jesus? Prob Joseph.
06-01-2018, 10:17 AM
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06-01-2018, 10:21 AM
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Is that how you got your name FJ?
Shiett mang.. you were that tech.. that's how you knew.
FJ a real1
Shiett mang.. you were that tech.. that's how you knew.
FJ a real1
06-01-2018, 10:22 AM
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Flippy prob got like fiddy kids
06-01-2018, 10:38 AM
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Nah, ol' boy was a bit of a trip.
He was married and had a kid. Secretary was dating a dude at the time but that didn't stop either of them from bumping uglies in the supply closet at work.
Secretary was a bit on the "robust" side to start with but started getting bigger... Resident lifeform detected inside host. Her and boyfriend decide to keep the kid. (Insert Churchy Lady derail)
Tecnician is on easy Street but decides to fuck things up and demands a paternity test. SurpriseMotherfucker.jpg effectively destroys her relationship and his marriage. Gets fired for inappropriate behavior at work (and probably falsifying timecards since there's no code for "banging the co-worker"). Kicked out of the house. Doing fuck-knows-what now.
In retrospect, his wife who was a bit of a looker at first but got progressively larger over the years. Turns out, Tech was a bit of the Chaser of the Chubby type. Guess he couldn't pass up the muffins at work which needed stuffin'.
And presumably, he's still paying child support to two different baby Mama's. All because he couldn't keep the dikku in his trousers, and couldn't keep his titty sucker closed after the worm did it's deed.
He was married and had a kid. Secretary was dating a dude at the time but that didn't stop either of them from bumping uglies in the supply closet at work.
Secretary was a bit on the "robust" side to start with but started getting bigger... Resident lifeform detected inside host. Her and boyfriend decide to keep the kid. (Insert Churchy Lady derail)
Tecnician is on easy Street but decides to fuck things up and demands a paternity test. SurpriseMotherfucker.jpg effectively destroys her relationship and his marriage. Gets fired for inappropriate behavior at work (and probably falsifying timecards since there's no code for "banging the co-worker"). Kicked out of the house. Doing fuck-knows-what now.
In retrospect, his wife who was a bit of a looker at first but got progressively larger over the years. Turns out, Tech was a bit of the Chaser of the Chubby type. Guess he couldn't pass up the muffins at work which needed stuffin'.
And presumably, he's still paying child support to two different baby Mama's. All because he couldn't keep the dikku in his trousers, and couldn't keep his titty sucker closed after the worm did it's deed.
06-01-2018, 10:55 AM
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I have a chubby chaser friend. Not on the water buffalo or whale scale, but he likes them thicc mang.
Also, what a derp. All involved. Shame. That's why I pull out and blow my load on their face (Kurt)
Also, what a derp. All involved. Shame. That's why I pull out and blow my load on their face (Kurt)
06-01-2018, 11:00 AM
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Yeah, this was more than Thicc but less than Hamplanet. Probably in the "You gonna finish that? / Not gonna run from ya'." range.
06-01-2018, 11:01 AM
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I avoid all that nonsense by being ugly. 
06-01-2018, 11:18 AM
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got a video interview today.. gonna go commando on the bottom
06-01-2018, 11:19 AM
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TGIF. 
06-01-2018, 11:58 AM
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Pfft... I go commando in the office.. #letyonutshang
06-01-2018, 12:00 PM
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06-01-2018, 12:20 PM
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06-01-2018, 01:30 PM
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I wish I was a little bit taller... I wish I was a baller... I wish I had a big ole wang and and wasn't incel...
06-01-2018, 03:22 PM
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and a 6ix4our Impala
06-01-2018, 03:30 PM
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Poor Kurt
06-01-2018, 06:30 PM
#2480
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Put your pants on J
You're sending the wrong message to Kurt
You're sending the wrong message to Kurt