The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
06-05-2018, 11:14 AM
#2561
No, what I said was.
His father is a mailman, a respectable one at that...one that gets out of the truck to knock and deliver packages and doesn't "return to sender" a bunch of shit when it's raining out.
His mother normally makes him sit at a separate kid's table with his siblings for dinner. His siblings are her children from a previous marriage.
You need to wash your mouth out with soap!
His father is a mailman, a respectable one at that...one that gets out of the truck to knock and deliver packages and doesn't "return to sender" a bunch of shit when it's raining out.
His mother normally makes him sit at a separate kid's table with his siblings for dinner. His siblings are her children from a previous marriage.
You need to wash your mouth out with soap!
06-05-2018, 11:16 AM
#2562
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You stay off Kurt's mum and I'll stay off yours
06-05-2018, 11:21 AM
#2563
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Count your blessings.. inb4 Taco all like.. why not white?
06-05-2018, 11:25 AM
#2565
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I've never said a bad thing about Kurt's mum.. never.. she's a saint.
She raised Kurt FFS
Go check.. go.
She raised Kurt FFS
Go check.. go.
06-05-2018, 11:41 AM
#2567
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I wonder why Kurt and Taco don't visit here much anymore
06-05-2018, 11:53 AM
#2568
Azine Jabroni
New jerb
06-05-2018, 01:02 PM
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I need one of them jerbs that pays money to do nothing. I'm getting a little sick of people bugging me for shit.
06-05-2018, 01:09 PM
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06-05-2018, 01:11 PM
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i'm always catching 
06-05-2018, 01:21 PM
#2576
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People bug me all the time
Shiett.. fuck outta here
Shiett.. fuck outta here
06-05-2018, 01:32 PM
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I'm still laughing aboot the ol' "Canadian Space Bar".
It's called an ENTER key, ya fuckin' hoser.
It's called an ENTER key, ya fuckin' hoser.
06-05-2018, 01:33 PM
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Because metric system or some shit.
06-05-2018, 01:38 PM
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06-05-2018, 01:42 PM
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Aluminum ball bats conduct electricity?
PapaBearOReilly.jpg
You can't explain that.
PapaBearOReilly.jpg
You can't explain that.
06-05-2018, 01:42 PM
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It's a shame Tacobello from Azine can't see the love in the gestures.
06-05-2018, 01:43 PM
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06-05-2018, 01:55 PM
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TacoBello from Azine
06-05-2018, 02:19 PM
#2584
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Here lies Kathy, beloved mother of Jay and Gina
06-05-2018, 02:27 PM
#2585
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Taco
Lay off the poutine and timbits eh
Lay off the poutine and timbits eh
06-05-2018, 02:30 PM
#2586
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Taco probably like.. constipation!
Not even Kurt would make that excuse
Not even Kurt would make that excuse
06-05-2018, 02:36 PM
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Yeah. That's not what he was trying to cure.
At all.
At all.
06-05-2018, 02:36 PM
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Probably just trying to cure his loneliness.
06-05-2018, 02:37 PM
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Should have had a bro down with the basement lodgers.
06-05-2018, 02:37 PM
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"They say that the way to a man's heart is through his rectum with a giant eggplant."
- Black Science Man, probably.
- Black Science Man, probably.
06-05-2018, 02:38 PM
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That's a shitty way to make a salad.
06-05-2018, 02:39 PM
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Eggplant Parmesan?
More like eggplant past mah arse.
More like eggplant past mah arse.
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06-05-2018, 02:40 PM
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Is eggplant up the ass the Candian version of eggplant deepthroat?
Because metric?
Because metric?
06-05-2018, 02:49 PM
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They tried to measure it in centimeters
Gonna need a yard meter stick
Gonna need a
06-05-2018, 03:00 PM
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Wait. Does the metric system start at 21 and not 0? 
06-05-2018, 03:02 PM
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How would I know
06-05-2018, 03:05 PM
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06-05-2018, 03:07 PM
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I'd have an impressive wang if I moved up there. I mean, even a vergina is a 21 km peenus, per that ruler. I'd be packing at least a 24 km dong.
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06-05-2018, 03:08 PM
#2599
So I went for a walk with a dog. The dog was nice enough so I named him Tobey. He licked my peanuts and barbe (fr). I am having the darndest time getting to the next paragraph where I describe my relationship with this dog over the next few years. Anyway, this dog was the coolest. He liked to spend all his time with me, which makes sense since I keep him on the leash at all times including when I'm home. I sometimes fear being alone. Especially with those vagrants tied up in the bassment. Tonight we will likely watch some movies I rent on rougeboite and order some Chinese take-out. I hope you all have a splendid American day!