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Old 08-31-2018, 09:59 AM
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it was johnny...
peen was so small
still doesn't count.
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Hi Joe...
you ready to enjoy your weekend?
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Always ready for the weekend, rarely get to enjoy it. Although it's a treee day weekend with Labor Day, so bonus.
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Old 08-31-2018, 10:12 AM
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wear your white shoes this weekend...after Monday, that's a wrap!
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Eat an ass
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like Juan Valdez?
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Old 08-31-2018, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
it was johnny...
peen was so small
still doesn't count.
damn talkin' smack huh?


You can't handle this shit
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Old 08-31-2018, 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
damn talkin' smack huh?


You can't handle this shit
He's just self-projecting his insecurities
We know you're huge in Asia
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Iisten’ to that new EM album. Em still got it!
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G Eazy got this joint called 1942 that could be good, but got one of these whack ass new “rappers” YBN nahmir on it.
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Never liked Em.. bleh
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1942 rockin' like a muhterfcuker mang
That Nahmir dude a fuccboi extreme

Talk that slick gunshit, he ain't got it
Talk that fuck a ho, pass her to the squad bs

Videogame fuccboi millennial bih
We raised by OGs, he raised by IG type
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I do give Em props for some joints tho.. and he got bars, no doubt
When he really real, not being a whiny whiteboi, fuck you mom!! type shit
I rocks with it
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I didn't love all the songs but you have to respect him...
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FJ, I remembered you were all about growing hot peppers. These might sting your bum a bit. But not because you'd be eating them


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Holy fuck balls is Barcelona a tourist trap. I remember hearing the population is 1.6M, but there's about that many tourists there at all times. Place was fucking insane. Beautiful city, though. Will be going back again in a few days. Gonna spend the day at the beach tomorrow. I'm exhausted from all the trains and buses and walking around.
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My mouth is watering
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I saw two Ferrari F430s today. One red and one black, travelling behind each other, in Barcelona.

30 minutes later I saw for the first time in my life, a Koenigsegg Agera RS, in a cream and black exterior color combo driving by. Couldn't snap a pic as I was about a hundred feet away and there was 638485847 tourists around. Looked fuggin sweet though. The paint job was kind of lame for such a car though.
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don't forget to watch out for pick pockets while you're looking at flashy cars.
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Mom's spaghetti?
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Mmm...noodles.
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I saw a cool lookin ramen melted grilled cheese the other day...
I think you'd love that.
Have a great long weekend, boys.
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1. Cut the corner of your pocket.
2. Stuff your penis in the hole from the inside.
3. Wait for a pickpocket.
4. Nut.
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Gpysy are well known to drive their Ferrari / Pagani / Koenigseggs around to distract unsuspecting tourists
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I saw a cool lookin ramen melted grilled cheese the other day...
I think you'd love that.
Have a great long weekend, boys.
Stop smoking salts J
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I bet you're thinking about a long weakend
Happy Labor Day Weekend gents whores
Don't get herpes on your taint
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So funny story.... I'm sitting in bed last night, writing an email. Balcony curtains were open a bit and for some reason I looked out the window. Noticed there were two people on the balcony, two floors up. Hotel is an L shape, and they're opposite of me.

Then I was like... Wait a minute... Kept looking... Guy was fucking his lady on the balcony. Wasn't sure at first... Kept watching (I like to watch ). Yep, sure enough they were both standing but he was giving it to her from behind. Started chuckling to myaelf. Eventually I was like "I need to film this and post it in AZ" but by the time I came back with my phone, they finished

They had kids swimming trunks hanging from the balcony railing and it was around midnight. Probably didn't want to scare the kids.

I salute them
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
1. Cut the corner of your pocket.
2. Stuff your penis in the hole from the inside.
3. Wait for a pickpocket.
4. Nut.
oh my fuggin God, this. This just made my day. That'd be the last time that pick pocket would try robbing a poor soul!
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I've yet to see a Pagani in real life. I'd probably jizz uncontrollably if I did
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And no, I wasn't staring at the couple banging. It was probably 90 seconds in total from when I first noticed them.
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You should have shouted encouragements at them.
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Morning, y'all.
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Sigh... I always do it wrong.
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High everyone!
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fuck you dude, I don't drink anymore...bath salts get me through my day!
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I could use some advice.

My old man is on the verge of death and I don't know what to do anymore.

His heart is in terrible condition. He went in for a procedure maybe 8 or ten months ago and it was revealed that he had two valves blocked up to 90%. He's overweight. I told him I'm putting him on a diet when we get back from this trip. He claims to be 280 pounds but I wouldn't be surprised if he was pushing close to 300.

He wakes up all night. He says he can't sleep. I finally heard it this night and it sounds like he can't breathe. He just cannot control what he crams into his mouth. He's putting a toll on my mom and I. I can get him to drop weight but I can't do anything about his heart and he just keeps eating terribly at every meal. I seriously don't know what to do anymore. I keep telling him Don't fucking eat that. You're killing yourself. He's terrified of dying himself and yet he just keeps eating and eating. Like wtf is a guy supposed to do? I kept thinking to myself he won't make it another 5 years at this pace. He's 73 years old. Then I downgraded it to another 2 years in my headif he continues at the pace he's going at. Now I don't know know if he will even make it home from from this trip alive.

Fucking brutal. I watch what he eats and I tell my mom I can't keep watching. Like wtf is a guy supposed to do. It's killing us and it's killing him.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I could use some advice.

My old man is on the verge of death and I don't know what to do anymore.

His heart is in terrible condition. He went in for a procedure maybe 8 or ten months ago and it was revealed that he had two valves blocked up to 90%. He's overweight. I told him I'm putting him on a diet when we get back from this trip. He claims to be 280 pounds but I wouldn't be surprised if he was pushing close to 300.

He wakes up all night. He says he can't sleep. I finally heard it this night and it sounds like he can't breathe. He just cannot control what he crams into his mouth. He's putting a toll on my mom and I. I can get him to drop weight but I can't do anything about his heart and he just keeps eating terribly at every meal. I seriously don't know what to do anymore. I keep telling him Don't fucking eat that. You're killing yourself. He's terrified of dying himself and yet he just keeps eating and eating. Like wtf is a guy supposed to do? I kept thinking to myself he won't make it another 5 years at this pace. He's 73 years old. Then I downgraded it to another 2 years in my headif he continues at the pace he's going at. Now I don't know know if he will even make it home from from this trip alive.

Fucking brutal. I watch what he eats and I tell my mom I can't keep watching. Like wtf is a guy supposed to do. It's killing us and it's killing him.
This is hard to read.

FWIW, you are spot on...your pops MUST fix his problem via diet and WITH medical treatment to go with it as it is needed. And working in daily exercise. Ask him this: Does he want to eat to live or live to eat...? Let him realize it's the former. Tell him there's more to life than living for what you put into your mouth to enjoy for a few moments. End of the day, it comes out anyways...regardless.

Good luck, dude. Sorry to read that.
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Your pops issue pretty common Taco
Prob high blood, diabeetus bound if not already
Definitely Apnea, needs a sleep study, CPAP

Apnea is the worst, highest contributor to diabeeeetus
Plus tons of stress to the heart, high stroke risk
Also linked to Atrial fibrillation (Afib)
it's just a domino cycle of bad shit

Even super healthy and fit bros can have apnea
I have two bros in the military with Apnea

Regarding his lifestyle, you can never change his habits
You can't live his life, you can only educate him
Parents are a blessing, always be loving and supportive
Getting older you typically get more sedentary

Plus mom can be an enabler
And it's polarizing because you're in a fit lifestyle
Best I'd recommend is regular walking
Cut out alcohol, and get in a IF / TRF cycle with him
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Diets are total bullshit at his age
No motivation and unsustainable
Cutting out certain shit like alcohol and simple carbs are best bet
Then into a fasting cycle
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