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Old 09-04-2018, 02:16 PM
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Kurt's Hooker count: 109
Taco: 0
Taco's dad: 300

Take notes Kurt
Taco's pops overweight and on Rx for heart shit
Poor circulation, but still has wood

Kurt probably on a viagra drip
Black market spanish fly shit
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Kurt works during the day (day hooker)
He stalks ladibois at night (night shift)
Just to be clear
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Princess Wakanda is buying me some high tops that I asked for. God bless her heart.

i fucked myself here. Lost my debit card on the first day, before I even arrived. Think I lost it in Calgary. Was planning on just using my visa the whole time anyway. I fucking locked my card out the first time I tried using it. I never use my card and I couldn’t remember the PIN number for it

Can’t reactivate it from here, either. I’ve been relying on the bank of mom and dad

keeping tabs on errthang I buy/spend though. Gonna pay them back the moment we are back.

But that being said, I’ve been looking for a specific color of high tops to match a cognac leather jacket I have... finally found a pair, but I ain’t got no card to buy em. Was chatting with da princess, and she’s like “I got you”
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She bought those high tops with yo debit card


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Old 09-04-2018, 02:31 PM
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lmao...so your dad is footing your trip bill up front and has to listen to you nag him about cigs and diet like your mother does!!?!?
i can't believe he didn't slap your ass!
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:33 PM
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Taco not even partaking in hookers
Shiett...
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It's possible Taco is and we didn't know it.
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So, really, he should get his name changed to TeriyakiCorner or EdoGrill.
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lmao...of course not. hookers don't have your kids (don't tell drake)...
and taco only fuckin womens that can have his kids!
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:39 PM
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H smoking salts
I bet if Taco asked for some walk around money to get a hooker
His dad would give him respeks like I give black guys respek
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Can you imagine Taco tellin pops that he gonna have a kid with Nigerian Princess
and he wants pops there in the kids life, so he has to get healthy
Shiett...

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then go have 2 cigs and 2 pizza pies like yolo fuck off, son!
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Nah, I’ll be hitting them back properly. I refuse to live off their money.

I’m considering it a loan with a decent interest rate. It’ll be a fight giving them the money (fuggin immigrant parents...) but I’ll make it happen.

I’d have been fucked otherwise. Actually, when I talked to my bank (or was it visa? I don’t even know) they said they could send me emergency cash... I didn’t dive into the specifics of it, because then I’d have to do currency exchange anyway. Wasn’t worth it.

my old man was like “we took a bunch of euros that we need to use anyway. You might as well help us out”

sure thing, pops!! Now eat this fucking broccoli!!!
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I told my folks about princess Wakanda. I was expecting the worst... old school immigrant parents, old school values, you know how it goes.

they were like “are you happy?”

”fuck yeah, I’m happy”

”then it’s all good, son. Enjoy!”



I was floored. Not that it would’ve made a difference... I mean, they aren’t dating her, I am. But shit, I got their blessings.
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Hahahahahahha.

She already had all his credit card information... "which card did you lose honkey?" "Debit card?" *proceeds to overdraw the account*

Visa... "forgot the pin" Yeah, she changed that. Credit limit maxxed.

Taco.
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If Taco had a kid
and kid turns out to be Drake 2.0
You think he gonna make a song like

...I only love my bed and my mama I'm sorry...
and we all gonna still be on here like..
:gheylaugh:

Cuz Taco was talkin' how he cool now
and his son pulled a Drake 1.0 and dissed him like that
Shiett... prob gonna stop eating clean.. eat poutine for like 4 months straight

Taco Drake Son gonna be like..
Girl Dad, don't do it, it's not worth it..
Nah nah nah nah nah nah...

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Old 09-04-2018, 02:50 PM
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My last night, here... gonna enjoy!!

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Enjoy Taco!!
Too bad you didn't get raped, nights young tho!!
Probably heard your Nigerian connect already cleaned you out
Sucks
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Can’t be drake 2.0. Neither of us is Jewish
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The scotch sucks, but hey, it’s free. Immigrant values!!!
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Plus you'll try to be his ghost writer
That's a no for us dawg
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ghost write the whip
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Shiiiet... the vagon WAS available in Canada. I had no idea. This is the first time I’ve seen one come up for sale up here. Too rich for my blood, at this point. Trying to be frugal

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Also, one thing I’ve noticed...

Polish chicks’ legs: 10/10
Polish chicks’ ass: 0/10

Spanish chicks’ legs: 10/10
Spanish chicks’ ass: 10/10

seriously, I have to look at 20 Polish chicks to see one half decent ass. Most have NO ass whatsoever. I don’t get it. Even back in dreadmonton, the Polish chicks pack more ass.
Spanish chicks in bed 10/10
Spanish chicks attitude level 50/10
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Spanish chicks in bed 10/10
Spanish chicks attitude level 50/10
Spanish chick's crazy level: 9000/10

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I’d rather scoop this instead... although I hate black cars... but shiiiet...

https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ationFlag=true
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Here's to hoping you get it!

Shiiiet working from home... flip gonna be smoking blunts and making his wife play hookie from work, so they can bang all day.
She will play hookie everyday, she don't work. She's a stay at home mom, I wasn't forking 3000 out for child care. For her to work 630-4 come home and get settled around 5 cook dinner, eat around 6 kids in bed at 7-730.So with her staying home my dinner is made and house is some what cleaned because little people.
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Plus, she's there anytime you get the urge to lay a beatin' down.

That's smart.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Spanish chicks in bed 10/10
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youre thinking American Spanish chicks... the euro chicks seem a bit more mild. At least that’s what it seems. I could be completely off base here and end up getting my butthole torn to shreds.
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Plus, she's there anytime you get the urge to lay a beatin' down.

That's smart.
wicked smaht
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youre thinking American Spanish chicks... the euro chicks seem a bit more mild. At least that’s what it seems. I could be completely off base here and end up getting my butthole torn to shreds.
so like.. Messicans?
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whip my dicc in yo mouf
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so like.. Messicans?
Those the best.
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Plus, she's there anytime you get the urge to lay a beatin' down.

That's smart.
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Those the best.
They're such nice people offering to pay for walls and such
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I don’t fuggin know. There ain’t many Spanish chicks in the frozen North here.

But american spanish chicks (messican, or from further south)... even I know not to fuck with those girls. You break their heart, they break your dick and everything else in your life
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Or stalk the fuck out of you. Then send lil joker to come fuck you up.


I don't mind going to prison.
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By the way, I’m 3/4s cut right now. Anyone want dick pics? I was drinking with my momma, but she went to bed. So now I’m drinking alone, on AZ

#thuglife

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