The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
08-30-2018, 11:00 AM
#6402
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Breh, train Muay Thai with yo boy
Then have confidence to beat the brakes off anyone you want
Shiett.. I haven't been in a street fight in a while. I'm breaking most of them up these days.
But if I saw some fuccbitch beat on a woman or talk that fuccshit, I'm gonna Roger Huerta that fool.
Then have confidence to beat the brakes off anyone you want
Shiett.. I haven't been in a street fight in a while. I'm breaking most of them up these days.
But if I saw some fuccbitch beat on a woman or talk that fuccshit, I'm gonna Roger Huerta that fool.
08-30-2018, 11:01 AM
#6403
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
08-30-2018, 11:03 AM
#6404
Fuckin Van giving us shit...speaking of vehicles with 3 rows...
fuel injector shit the bed...confirmed with CEL and ohm load on that injector...
swap it out...while trying to get the fuel rail filled back up and to get the engine running again...
fuckin started takes a shit...i thought it was the battery so I jump it and starter starts smoking...
ugh...
got one on the way and gonna test the battery today.
that said, talked J into selling the van and maybe the yukon for a 3 or 4 year old LTZ Burban...
basic enough to not stress where it gets driven and how bad the kids treat it, lots of room, newer ls gets you 20ish mpg...
Why are you shopping, M?
fuel injector shit the bed...confirmed with CEL and ohm load on that injector...
swap it out...while trying to get the fuel rail filled back up and to get the engine running again...
fuckin started takes a shit...i thought it was the battery so I jump it and starter starts smoking...
ugh...
got one on the way and gonna test the battery today.
that said, talked J into selling the van and maybe the yukon for a 3 or 4 year old LTZ Burban...
basic enough to not stress where it gets driven and how bad the kids treat it, lots of room, newer ls gets you 20ish mpg...
Why are you shopping, M?
08-30-2018, 11:09 AM
#6405
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
The lady wants a new ride preferably with 3 rows.
I don't really give a shit mang, put yo ass in the back of the caddy trunk if I need to ride dirty.
Filthy Majofo Mafioso Style..
I don't really give a shit mang, put yo ass in the back of the caddy trunk if I need to ride dirty.
Filthy Majofo Mafioso Style..
08-30-2018, 11:10 AM
#6406
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Car giving you shit ain't no biggie as long as parts are cheap and it's fairly easy to work on
Otherwise, bye felicia!
Otherwise, bye felicia!
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08-30-2018, 11:12 AM
#6408
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Get what works for you guys and is safe for the kids and lady mang
I don't think that van very safe
Not saying a burb is safe either though
Remember, it's still a truck frame (body on frame)
I don't think that van very safe
Not saying a burb is safe either though
Remember, it's still a truck frame (body on frame)
08-30-2018, 11:14 AM
#6409
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Who these ninjas?
08-30-2018, 11:14 AM
#6410
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
poke them in the ass
orale
orale
08-30-2018, 11:16 AM
#6411
bro...one, i can't stand working on that fucking thing...it's not cool...but she loves it cause sentimental and decent on gas mileage and paid off...
and i love her so by default...
imagine chrylser drivetrain and vw electrical...
seems to have issues all the time too...remember 3 months ago...full pan drop for a tranny fluid
flush because it went limp mode on us at Disney...now the fuel injector...now as i'm fixing that fuckin starter...all with only 120K on it.
it does get like 22mpg and has not REALLY let us down overall...got some bucks in it now to keep it running right but I know the lost cost fallacy thing.
i don't know man...yukon could be it but she isn't that into it probably because it's older...right now she's been driving the caddy for a week telling me
to take my time fixing the van
and i love her so by default...
imagine chrylser drivetrain and vw electrical...
seems to have issues all the time too...remember 3 months ago...full pan drop for a tranny fluidflush because it went limp mode on us at Disney...now the fuel injector...now as i'm fixing that fuckin starter...all with only 120K on it.
it does get like 22mpg and has not REALLY let us down overall...got some bucks in it now to keep it running right but I know the lost cost fallacy thing.
i don't know man...yukon could be it but she isn't that into it probably because it's older...right now she's been driving the caddy for a week telling me
to take my time fixing the van
08-30-2018, 11:19 AM
#6412
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Shit mang.. she probably posting pics of you fixing her love bug and driving your caddy like.. #relationshipgoals
08-30-2018, 11:28 AM
#6413
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Jr started Kindergarten last week so I've been driving him to school in the morning, since Friday he's been asking to not wait in the line of cars to drop off and instead park up the street so we can walk to the school. Cool. Gives us time to chat and get some exercise.
But on the way back, I get to eyeball all the people still waiting in the dropoff line that stretches down the street.
For real, its' like 95/5 womens to mens dropping off. And it's almost comical how cookie-cutter it is... Suburban/Escalade/Yukon Denali with the occasional Expedition thrown in.. Plastic face mom in workout gear, one crotch fruit in the back being dropped off.
Without fail. Dads are usually driving brodozers.
And there's me, basically limp wrist skipping back to my Luxury-converted-to-plebeian station wagon waiving a vegan PRIDE flag.
No wonder
So yeah, /CSB, and get that Escalade for MamaJoFo; she needs it or else the other moms will look down at her.
08-30-2018, 11:30 AM
#6414
Team Owner
J, WTF is she driving? Chrysler town and country? What year?
08-30-2018, 11:32 AM
#6415
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Hell yeah breh, I don't like drivebys, I prefer to do walkups 
I fucking hate these bitches mang, they drive these thangs, couldn't even drive a Kia Soul properly
Can't park, aggro AF.
Anyways, I'm like.. yo.. why 3rd row, we have the X.
Get a coupe or some shit..
I fucking hate these bitches mang, they drive these thangs, couldn't even drive a Kia Soul properly
Can't park, aggro AF.
Anyways, I'm like.. yo.. why 3rd row, we have the X.
Get a coupe or some shit..
08-30-2018, 11:33 AM
#6416
LOL...
you basically just described South Florida too...
and you forgot to mention how miserable everyone looks...like yo, y'all are the example for your kids!
I will say I took little man to school Tuesday and he opted for the Audi over the S2000...probably because less exposure
for his friends to see of him with his step old man...that didn't stop me from honking and hollering GOODBYE I LOVE YOU
as he cleared the gate and though he was safe.
Oh she definitely flossing that Wagon, M...she gets home every day going man, people be sweatin me in that thing!
you basically just described South Florida too...
and you forgot to mention how miserable everyone looks...like yo, y'all are the example for your kids!
I will say I took little man to school Tuesday and he opted for the Audi over the S2000...probably because less exposure
for his friends to see of him with his step old man...that didn't stop me from honking and hollering GOODBYE I LOVE YOU
as he cleared the gate and though he was safe.
Oh she definitely flossing that Wagon, M...she gets home every day going man, people be sweatin me in that thing!
08-30-2018, 11:33 AM
#6417
Team Owner
FJ, send plastic moms my way. I know how to handle them 
08-30-2018, 11:34 AM
#6420
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Hell yeah breh.. even I tried to holla.. thought it was you drivin tho..
08-30-2018, 11:35 AM
#6423
Team Owner
LOL...
you basically just described South Florida too...
and you forgot to mention how miserable everyone looks...like yo, y'all are the example for your kids!
I will say I took little man to school Tuesday and he opted for the Audi over the S2000...probably because less exposure
for his friends to see of him with his step old man...that didn't stop me from honking and hollering GOODBYE I LOVE YOU
as he cleared the gate and though he was safe.
Oh she definitely flossing that Wagon, M...she gets home every day going man, people be sweatin me in that thing!
you basically just described South Florida too...
and you forgot to mention how miserable everyone looks...like yo, y'all are the example for your kids!
I will say I took little man to school Tuesday and he opted for the Audi over the S2000...probably because less exposure
for his friends to see of him with his step old man...that didn't stop me from honking and hollering GOODBYE I LOVE YOU
as he cleared the gate and though he was safe.
Oh she definitely flossing that Wagon, M...she gets home every day going man, people be sweatin me in that thing!
probably getting his ass kicked now because of you!!
08-30-2018, 11:36 AM
#6424
LMAO...Brian saw it going down the road and came up on it, almost hit it thinking it was me...she opened the window with all them kids...
he's like bro...thought it was you, when I saw it filled with kids all I could think was "dude, you must be in love"
he's like bro...thought it was you, when I saw it filled with kids all I could think was "dude, you must be in love"
08-30-2018, 11:40 AM
#6425
Team Owner
truth be told, I walked away much better than she did in that deal. I was like “you wanna split, that’s cool... but don’t be fucking everything up that I’ve busted my ass for”. And she obliged. It was honest to god likely the easiest and best divorce I could’ve asked for.
You're ruthless J... you’re ruthless
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08-30-2018, 11:43 AM
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08-30-2018, 11:47 AM
#6428
Team Owner
What, I have to pay to fuck these moms? I thought they’d be all over dis tiny dick. Pass.
08-30-2018, 11:50 AM
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I mean, you don't pay them directly, but they will cost you quite a bit.
08-30-2018, 11:58 AM
#6431
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Thread Starter
08-30-2018, 12:11 PM
#6432
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Sup.
08-31-2018, 05:20 AM
#6433
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#earlyCrew
#squad
#squad
08-31-2018, 09:38 AM
#6438
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
J was extra thirsty for your BBC
He cheated on yo ass
I said it
He cheated on yo ass
I said it