The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
#6201
Team Owner
Thing is... I haven’t been back to the homeland in 22 years. That, and my grand parents are all dead, and my aunt and uncles are either dead, or far removed from Poland. I only have one cousin remaining there, but he deals with mental illness, so not likely the best person to be visiting. my folks are getting up there in age, also. This will be one of my last chances to travel with them, which I haven’t done in 15 years. So yeah... looking to reconnect with the homeland, a bit. I will break away here and there, for day trips, but otherwise doing stuff with my folks,
#6202
Team Owner
#6203
Senior Moderator
It’s kind of a fucked trip... I’m going with my folks
Thing is... I haven’t been back to the homeland in 22 years. That, and my grand parents are all dead, and my aunt and uncles are either dead, or far removed from Poland. I only have one cousin remaining there, but he deals with mental illness, so not likely the best person to be visiting. my folks are getting up there in age, also. This will be one of my last chances to travel with them, which I haven’t done in 15 years. So yeah... looking to reconnect with the homeland, a bit. I will break away here and there, for day trips, but otherwise doing stuff with my folks,
Enjoy your trip.
BTW, didn't know you were Polish. Always thought you were Scottish or something for some weird reason.
#6204
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Taco is so gonna get fucked!!!
#6205
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Probably gonna be alpha and not even visit while he's gone
Lick balls!!!
Lick balls!!!
#6206
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Also, roommates are having gay orgy on your bed as we speak
Sucks
Sucks
#6207
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
to miss out
#6208
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#6209
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
You live in a box H
Fucking play with the damn thing
Fucking play with the damn thing
#6210
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#6211
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Compile so I can go home, dammit.
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#6214
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Hmmm... I’ve come to realize some interesting things thus far, in Poland.
1. blonde hair, blue eyed bishes are everywhere. I always thought polish chicks more often than not were brunettes with brown eyes... but man, they seem to be somewhat of a minority here. Blue eyed bishes every fucking where. And I’m a sucker for blue eyes!!!
2. If I remember reading correctly, at least in buttfuck Edmonton, there’s a higher guy to girl ratio. Here seems to be quite the opposite. I’m blown away how often i see just a pair of chicks hanging out, on the tram, walking, whatever. I mean, it happens back home, but here, I can’t look in a single direction without seeing two girls together. No, not in a lesbo kind of way. Sorry.
3. Which has a guy thinking ()- I feel like I can just walk up to any pair of chicks here and start chatting them up. Something about being a foreigner here and not giving a fuck. I dunno why I feel differently back home. I get the feeling if I approached ten pairs of chicks and suggested a threesome, at least one would eventually say yes not gonna lie, Polish chicks are known to be major whores.
4. A slight problem though- waaaaaay too many chicks here smoke. Instant deal breaker. But you know what they say- if they smoke, they poke. Hmmm....
5. I keep wondering if I have mustard on my face or something rather (semen). Bishes keep looking. I’ve come to realize Polish guys are generally shorter than what I normally see back in Edmonton. I stick out like a sore thumb, here. Is it because they want this dikdik, or are they thinking I’m just an awkward looking motherfucker? Probably the awkward looking motherfucker. Shiiiiet.
6. And because I’m here with my folks and princess wakanda is back home, I’ll just go back to furiously masturbating, cuz ain’t nothing gonna happen here
7. Oh, and lots of early 20s looking chicks, pushing baby carriages around. Again, I see it back home, but the number I see here is insane.
8. I hate this place. I need to stop thinking about da womenz. Seriously, of all fucking things to do here, why am I looking at da womenz?! Sigh. I’m an idiot.
1. blonde hair, blue eyed bishes are everywhere. I always thought polish chicks more often than not were brunettes with brown eyes... but man, they seem to be somewhat of a minority here. Blue eyed bishes every fucking where. And I’m a sucker for blue eyes!!!
2. If I remember reading correctly, at least in buttfuck Edmonton, there’s a higher guy to girl ratio. Here seems to be quite the opposite. I’m blown away how often i see just a pair of chicks hanging out, on the tram, walking, whatever. I mean, it happens back home, but here, I can’t look in a single direction without seeing two girls together. No, not in a lesbo kind of way. Sorry.
3. Which has a guy thinking ()- I feel like I can just walk up to any pair of chicks here and start chatting them up. Something about being a foreigner here and not giving a fuck. I dunno why I feel differently back home. I get the feeling if I approached ten pairs of chicks and suggested a threesome, at least one would eventually say yes not gonna lie, Polish chicks are known to be major whores.
4. A slight problem though- waaaaaay too many chicks here smoke. Instant deal breaker. But you know what they say- if they smoke, they poke. Hmmm....
5. I keep wondering if I have mustard on my face or something rather (semen). Bishes keep looking. I’ve come to realize Polish guys are generally shorter than what I normally see back in Edmonton. I stick out like a sore thumb, here. Is it because they want this dikdik, or are they thinking I’m just an awkward looking motherfucker? Probably the awkward looking motherfucker. Shiiiiet.
6. And because I’m here with my folks and princess wakanda is back home, I’ll just go back to furiously masturbating, cuz ain’t nothing gonna happen here
7. Oh, and lots of early 20s looking chicks, pushing baby carriages around. Again, I see it back home, but the number I see here is insane.
8. I hate this place. I need to stop thinking about da womenz. Seriously, of all fucking things to do here, why am I looking at da womenz?! Sigh. I’m an idiot.
Last edited by TacoBello; 08-25-2018 at 02:29 PM.
#6215
Team Owner
I’m just looking at the menu, I’m not ordering anything
#6216
Senior Moderator
You already have a woman back home. So, yeah...woman is what got you into some drama in the first place. Unless you want more drama, don't look for drama and go enjoy your vacay by taking in the food, museums, architecture, and etc.
#6217
Senior Moderator
Or as Maj and the others would say, GO ROOK AT THE MENZ INSTEAD!
#6218
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
What's the Canadian equivalent of a green card. ??
#6219
Senior Moderator
#6220
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Taco thinks all the slavic beauties want his tent pole wykałaczka
Good luck with the hookers
Wait, are you in a committed relationship???
Shiettttt....
Good luck with the hookers
Wait, are you in a committed relationship???
Shiettttt....
#6221
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Polish dollar to Canucks is equivalent to how we view the Canadien dollar
IOW, no one is going to trade marriage and moving to Canada for $34.50USD CAD
Enjoy the furious masturbation and dirty hookers -ladiboi
IOW, no one is going to trade marriage and moving to Canada for $34.50
Enjoy the furious masturbation and dirty hookers -ladiboi
#6222
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#6223
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there are tons of hot women that seem approachable and are known to be loose, he says...
can't figure out why so many of them are walking around pushing strollers...
Adam, if there are no established boundaries then why even make it an issue. Go holler and what's what?
can't figure out why so many of them are walking around pushing strollers...
Adam, if there are no established boundaries then why even make it an issue. Go holler and what's what?
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Co dzieje się w krainie kiełbasy, pozostaje w krainie kiełbasy.
#6226
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Google translate says..
Get a prostate exam in a dark alley giraffe
Get a prostate exam in a dark alley giraffe
#6227
Team Owner
uh, yeah.. that’s what I did first and foremost. That’s why I noticed the guys seem a bit shorter than back home
We just apologize profusely to one another, for a few minutes. If any apologies are deemed questionable, you get banned for life.
Ludacris told me something about being in a different area code... And he drives a sick Acura Legend, so I figure he must know something.
there are tons of hot women that seem approachable and are known to be loose, he says...
can't figure out why so many of them are walking around pushing strollers...
Adam, if there are no established boundaries then why even make it an issue. Go holler and what's what?
can't figure out why so many of them are walking around pushing strollers...
Adam, if there are no established boundaries then why even make it an issue. Go holler and what's what?
Dually noted. On my penis. As it enters my anus.
Close enough
#6228
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Just remember, Polish dudes are the dumb ones, not the women
Which explains why women outnumber them
Which explains why women outnumber them
#6229
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Thread Starter
#6230
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
btw, very cool you went back to the old country with your folks
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It's really an intervention.
#6232
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#6234
Team Owner
by the way, first cab I took here... newer Audi A6 wagon... diesel... 6MT... cloth seats. Fucking loved it.
Driving down the the highway from the airport, we,re doing 150km/h... we get passed by a Macan S that easily must’ve been doing 200km/h... cut us off on an otherwise deserted highway... didn’t even signal. No wonder there’s a ton of traffic fatalities here. Polish drivers are considered some of the worst.
#6235
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
but at least they got good taste in cars
I reallly really like the Macan.
I reallly really like the Macan.
#6236
Team Owner
Fuck, me too. If I were in the market for a mini suv, I’d strongly consider one.
#6237
Team Owner
We also got passed by a MB wagon... it was a c220...base as fuck... motherfucker was easily doing 200 also
#6238
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
I'd love to get the wifey into a Macan/ RDX or NX200.. definitely a good mama car
#6239
Team Owner
Good morning, my fine sloring gentlemen.
It’s 2:30am here and I can’t sleep. Someone start rambling already
#6240
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
ASPEC brakes thread