The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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Oh, I get drunk after too, but also before.
I've really started to enjoy making them bring me a bottle of bourbon; doing some power chugs before some power slapping. Take a break to go to the fridge for a coldy and a bag of frozen peas for the hands. Come back with a sixer and drink through the remainder of the beating. Then once the empties are crushed on their foreheads, retire to the garage to finish off the night with some Rye.
Really rounds out the process.
I've really started to enjoy making them bring me a bottle of bourbon; doing some power chugs before some power slapping. Take a break to go to the fridge for a coldy and a bag of frozen peas for the hands. Come back with a sixer and drink through the remainder of the beating. Then once the empties are crushed on their foreheads, retire to the garage to finish off the night with some Rye.
Really rounds out the process.
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Well, Du or Do...Good enough.
It could be Doo too. If that's how you roll.
It could be Doo too. If that's how you roll.
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Have you ever partied with an asshole who got your shitfaced
Then duct taped you buttnekkid to a pole, shaved your pubes
Applied spray adhesive to your face, then sprinkled pubes on it
... or if bald as a pornstar's pussy (Taco)
said bro would shave own asshairs and paste them to your face instead
Then call your significant other to come pick your naked ass up
Probably why no one wants to party with Jofo
Learn to have fun homos
Then duct taped you buttnekkid to a pole, shaved your pubes
Applied spray adhesive to your face, then sprinkled pubes on it
... or if bald as a pornstar's pussy (Taco)
said bro would shave own asshairs and paste them to your face instead
Then call your significant other to come pick your naked ass up
Probably why no one wants to party with Jofo
Learn to have fun homos
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Sheiiiit... Any party where there's spray adhesive becomes an inhalant party.
Those are the best.
Those are the best.
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There was plenty of inhaling
Suffocating really
Suffocating really
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Forgot to tell you guys......
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My ninja
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Almost got plowed over by a van that swerved into my lane
What the fuck was the person thinking? So angry right now.
What the fuck was the person thinking? So angry right now.
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Murder them -Majofo
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With your bare hands.
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Murder is a dish best served right away.. with a side of dick.
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Probably saw a cuck and knew you'd beta right out of the way.
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Fuck this shit. I'm goin' home.
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More likely to catch him on a bathroom cam.
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John Smith has still got it!
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Here we go.
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Blackvue/Blacksys are amazing ones but a little pricier. I plan on getting them eventually but for now, I'm rocking Anker Roav C1, C2, and C1 Pro's in the fam's cars. It won't break the bank and they're always having sales on them from Amazon.
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indeed.
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Actually, FWIW, jawknee and Maj's of the Roavs enticed me to buy a C1 for the cheap on Amazon. It's in and works well but I still need to hard wire it.
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Do they sell a 12V mirror tap for it? I would imagine that's the easiest way.
I guess it just BT streams to a phone?
I've considered getting one but I kinda don't wanna document my tomfoolery.
I guess it just BT streams to a phone?
I've considered getting one but I kinda don't wanna document my tomfoolery.
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He knew your Audi was fast.
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Tech talk gets Jawknee’s nipples hard.
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Co worker bought an S6 I guess a while back or some shit. He a bitch though.
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lol...that's not his nipple although sad that you confused it
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get dash cam, then pick up hookerS, post on Azine.
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About to watch some Lakaz basketball.