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Old 10-31-2018, 11:44 AM
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Quick someone do a google maps NCIS reverse image search to find Crabz!
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I look poor AND I don't even have that much in my savings
That's cuz you have them in bonds and investments.

Don't lie to me. You're ...by definition, your net worth is 600% more than the average gwai-ro.
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Pfft.. buy it for 1/4 of the price 2 years from now
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Somebody better pay Kurt for services rendered..

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Yo.. I heard about Hobomurder
Edmonton's best seller 2017
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That's the "I'll still make $120,000 on Monday" girl right?

"I'm hot and white" too



fucking North Carolinians...
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I tried to do a small wedding.. but then parents got involved and wanted their friends and shit so the compromise is they get to pitch in
Originally Posted by TacoBello
Weddings are more for parents than yourself

Nailed it! I didn't want to say it, but Taco is right. I also agree Johnny...My parents added a lot more guests and a lot of other extras to keep everyone happy. That's why I said enjoy it as much as you can and don't stress about the little things.When I go to other weddings, I get to enjoy what I couldn't enjoy at my own wedding. True story
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That's the "I'll still make $120,000 on Monday" girl right?

"I'm hot and white" too



fucking North Carolinians...
She keeps saying how hot she is. At 51.

Probably menopause.
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Matt, the engine in your CTS-V needs some updating

Kinda cool you can buy these.

https://jalopnik.com/mopar-brings-th...pla-1830114321
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Or you could just spend 6k and build your engine into a beast, but hey, this looks fun too.
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Time to go -ing...

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It is already a beast, it'll just be more of one.
New owner of my car built up his Coupe and had a bunch of parts stored from his previous iteration...
he told me that in 2 months from now, the Wagon would be put back together and making 680 WHP with just things he had laying around.
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girl, I got you girl, I'm white, I'm white, baby I got you baby, fuck

she smells of alcohol -Taco
smell this bitch -Kurt
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@kurtatx I was going to post a 2015 TLX Review
But the real review is already cherry
tl;dw - it sux.. cox n dix.. just like Kurt from Acurazine
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So, Little Cha is going to be Thor at school today and then, a fireman tonight when he goes "Twi-ga-twee"....The First Lady will take him as I've been relegated to candy handout duty...
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Bet Yummy hands out full size maple syrup candy bars...



Must. Be. Nice.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Bet Yummy hands out full size maple syrup candy bars...



Must. Be. Nice.


Close. The wife made these treat bags with chocolate bars, a mini-bag of Fuzzy Peach gummies, and Lay's chips.



Sweet, sour, and salty. To go with the theme in this thread.
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Put it this way, we did not move into the neighborhood to perpetuate the typical family that buys a big home, has no landscaping, and does not attempt to partake in ANY of the local customs...nor speaks English.
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Then, again, we shouldn't be that stereotypical since well, none of our cars are Porsches either.
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H loves salty nuts in his mouf
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H loves salty nuts in his mouf
Yeah, I will admit to enjoying extra salty peanuts and cashews.
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Who doesn't rite? Kurt that's who.. nut allergy.
Which is really funny because he's always swallowing nuts.
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You've been camping with him too?
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You've been camping with him too?
NO! I won't camp with him until you and I have had our soiree...
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Old 10-31-2018, 02:56 PM
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Remember, J...I'll bring the robots and you bring the bags of salty nuts.
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We'll like, transform and eat salty nuts together by the fire all night.
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I'll even let you pew-pew-pew first with my Omega Supreme.
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He means he'll let you dip your bread into his baked beans
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Originally Posted by Majofo
He means he'll let you dip your bread into his baked beans
Does that taste good...?
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It'll probably taste like shit
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It'll probably taste like shit
Well then, why waste good bread?
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Close. The wife made these treat bags with chocolate bars, a mini-bag of Fuzzy Peach gummies, and Lay's chips.



Sweet, sour, and salty. To go with the theme in this thread.

Shit on my way
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Remember, J...I'll bring the robots and you bring the bags of salty nuts.
He's only going to bring two nuts
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He's only going to bring two nuts
So, one for him and one for me...?

I guess that's enough.
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Did someone say baked beans?
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Did someone say baked beans?
Yes, Maj. But, you knew that.
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Wrong neighborhood, mothertrucker!
Yumcha, you had me at salty nuts. Don't let them hate on our lifestyle!
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So, one for him and one for me...?

I guess that's enough.
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