The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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the kicker is justn was driving when it was wrecked
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Once JawKnee gets married and is able to make the intercorse... Then he's done for.
Fiance will probably pop his head off and eat it like a preying mantis.
Fiance will probably pop his head off and eat it like a preying mantis.
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She'll probably pour two full cans of Bush's Baked Bean in his lap.
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big times
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Back from
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your muscles must be almost as big as your dick by now, H.
i didn't share anything about our camping trip though, don't worry.
i didn't share anything about our camping trip though, don't worry.
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Null and proud of it
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is that a euphemism
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i once gave an impromptu speech in a college communications course...
my topic was euthanasia...
I legit had never heard the word before and started going on some tangent about culture and the youth in Asia.
Yeah, they laughed and I kinda tried to pretend I was being funny but they knew I was the dumb rockstar. Especially the hot girls.
my topic was euthanasia...
I legit had never heard the word before and started going on some tangent about culture and the youth in Asia.
Yeah, they laughed and I kinda tried to pretend I was being funny but they knew I was the dumb rockstar. Especially the hot girls.
Null and proud of it
i once gave an impromptu speech in a college communications course...
my topic was euthanasia...
I legit had never heard the word before and started going on some tangent about culture and the youth in Asia.
Yeah, they laughed and I kinda tried to pretend I was being funny but they knew I was the dumb rockstar. Especially the hot girls.
my topic was euthanasia...
I legit had never heard the word before and started going on some tangent about culture and the youth in Asia.
Yeah, they laughed and I kinda tried to pretend I was being funny but they knew I was the dumb rockstar. Especially the hot girls.
Euth an asia, alright!!!
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LOL...
that's actually a true story.
Self deprecation, it's the new black!
that's actually a true story.
Self deprecation, it's the new black!
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Youth in Asia.
Cmon MM. You should know better!
Cmon MM. You should know better!
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I mean, it wasn't a quip...I knew Dr. Kevorkian but really had never heard the correct terminology for it.
Anyway...
C'mon Adam...let's be Vulva bros
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Anyway...
C'mon Adam...let's be Vulva bros
https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/...732633206.html
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stick that swede piece of shit up your ass
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I wouldn't mind... I really wouldn't. But I can't give up Manuel for a DD car.
Sigh. Maybe I should just get over it. In ten years people will be like what's a Manuel? The pool boy? You don't need him to drive.
Sigh. Maybe I should just get over it. In ten years people will be like what's a Manuel? The pool boy? You don't need him to drive.
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I've had a semi chub for Volvo's for a bit now... But gdamn it... Pretty much all autos unless old AF
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I recall a guy in a 70R waggin pulling up next to me in the V with a manal transmission and I was like, damn that thing is clean and nice...we both roll down our rear windows to reveal babies sleeping...thumbs up and away we went.
Loved them ever since.
Loved them ever since.
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I think Volvos are buuuuuteefull.
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It's really too bad the V90 is about $10K over my preferred budget...I love it but I dunno if I loved it 10000 reasons more than the Owdee though. Ah well. First world problems.
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you left out the part where you sucked each others dicks
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"Jelly or Syrup?"
"Tabasco"
"Tabasco"
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No days off
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Poor.
Your parents are ashamed.
How can they look Grace Ling’s parents in the eyes and say “We are proud of our H” when they know you bought a lowly Audi instead of the more upscale Volvo?
Shame.
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Fuck this.
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Beer:06.
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Owner of the store shit
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I've been putting single barrel whiskey in my coffee lately
I think I need to cut back on the coffee
I think I need to cut back on the coffee
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I'm hot, I'm beautiful, I'm white
What are we going to talk about tonight?
Being hot, being beautiful, being white? -Kurt
What are we going to talk about tonight?
Being hot, being beautiful, being white? -Kurt
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I make 125k a year and pay 1100 / mo in rent girl.. I got you
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Don't fuck with your life bitch
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I'm so confused.
-Taco
-Taco
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Satisfaction guaranteed -ladiboi
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Now the real question for open enrollment...
do I splurge and buy that 2nd week of vacation next year for a grand total of 32 days off a year?
do I splurge and buy that 2nd week of vacation next year for a grand total of 32 days off a year?
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