The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
10-25-2018, 10:39 AM
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!(in his feelings) == in his ass
10-25-2018, 10:40 AM
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10-25-2018, 10:43 AM
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10-25-2018, 10:44 AM
fuckin Lafonda!
10-25-2018, 10:44 AM
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he already put a ring on it
10-25-2018, 10:45 AM
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10-25-2018, 10:45 AM
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Morning. 
10-25-2018, 10:46 AM
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TMI pussy
10-25-2018, 10:46 AM
even my spelling of it is white 
10-25-2018, 10:46 AM
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Chemistry deeezzz nuts
10-25-2018, 10:50 AM
Lafonda! 
oh and to answer previous question...
sex almost always happens pretty soon after meeting and dating but...it ain't cause of good sex that i decide if i have good chemistry with a person. it's good chemistry with the person that makes the good sex...meaning the sex isn't the variable to determine relationship worthiness to for me.
oh and to answer previous question...
sex almost always happens pretty soon after meeting and dating but...it ain't cause of good sex that i decide if i have good chemistry with a person. it's good chemistry with the person that makes the good sex...meaning the sex isn't the variable to determine relationship worthiness to for me.
10-25-2018, 10:50 AM
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Speaking of nuts, I love cashews.
10-25-2018, 10:51 AM
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No idea who the darker he-she is and the gwai-ro she-he is. 
10-25-2018, 10:51 AM
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JFC. Found Drake's # 2 fan. 
DeerMeat's just busting with emotions.
DeerMeat's just busting with emotions.
10-25-2018, 10:51 AM
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Woosh...way over my heads. Both of them.
10-25-2018, 10:51 AM
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Also, don't get the Drake jokes unless y'all agree his music sucks. Cuz, that's all I got. Or, it's another WOOSH...over both my heads.
10-25-2018, 10:52 AM
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Bet that's why he got rid of the vagon. Probably crashed it while snapcahtting himself dancing along side.
10-25-2018, 10:52 AM
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Florida man smoking them salts again
$5 says he's going to drive to Edmonton and raw dog Taco's face then eiffel tower the eiffel tower with Tobey
$5 says he's going to drive to Edmonton and raw dog Taco's face then eiffel tower the eiffel tower with Tobey
10-25-2018, 10:52 AM
I mean, I just said I was a fan.
You guise r toxic af. how does your family tolerate
You guise r toxic af. how does your family tolerate
10-25-2018, 10:53 AM
Ghostridedance the whip?
if I did...it would be to 2LiveCrew, not Drake.
if I did...it would be to 2LiveCrew, not Drake.
10-25-2018, 10:55 AM
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Is Eiffel Tower like a salad toss?
10-25-2018, 10:56 AM
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I just don't know how the wives/sig-others understand you mofos. Y'all speak in some weird syntax/code.
10-25-2018, 10:57 AM
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The new language is a combo of hip-hop/rap with male anatomy parts (usually genitals), nuts, and some left-field object.
BOOM. 3G chat language.
BOOM. 3G chat language.
10-25-2018, 10:57 AM
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...mixed in with Taco and Tobey randomly.
10-25-2018, 10:58 AM
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Lemme try:
Yo yo shizzle waffles fried chicken yo, homey Taco eats peanuts salted caramel with Bank of Montreal.
Yo yo shizzle waffles fried chicken yo, homey Taco eats peanuts salted caramel with Bank of Montreal.
10-25-2018, 10:58 AM
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That translates to: Optimus Prime is cool.
10-25-2018, 10:59 AM
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As you can see, I need more coffee this morning. Up too late overseeing some lame deployment that failed. 
10-25-2018, 11:21 AM
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Yumcha: Sup.
Yumcha: Morning.
Yumcha: Back from beetrooting.
Yumcha: What the fuck are you guys talking aboot.
Yumcha: Meetings.
Yumcha: Robots.
Yumcha: Suck my cock Kurt
Yumcha: Morning.
Yumcha: Back from beetrooting.
Yumcha: What the fuck are you guys talking aboot.
Yumcha: Meetings.
Yumcha: Robots.
Yumcha: Suck my cock Kurt
10-25-2018, 11:21 AM
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Maybe I should start merging Yumcha's posts here 
10-25-2018, 11:24 AM
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Then Yumcha can just take a vacation
10-25-2018, 11:31 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:34 AM
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Like Michael Jackson? 
10-25-2018, 11:35 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:36 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:36 AM
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Urdu 
10-25-2018, 11:36 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:37 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:39 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:39 AM
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10-25-2018, 11:44 AM
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I've really started to enjoy making them bring me a bottle of bourbon; doing some power chugs before some power slapping. Take a break to go to the fridge for a coldy and a bag of frozen peas for the hands. Come back with a sixer and drink through the remainder of the beating. Then once the empties are crushed on their foreheads, retire to the garage to finish off the night with some Rye.
Really rounds out the process.