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Old 09-26-2018, 01:43 PM
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my bro's pet.
sneks actually like small enclosures.


he's got some cool reptiles...recently adopted a chameleon, named Neil.
also adopted an african something turtle. his name is Old Greg.

then he has a cool lookin gecko and a fat toad.
and more snakes and more spiders.
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And how did it get out of the cage in the first place?

so many questions!!
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What kind of snake? I assume it has zero interest in humans whatsoever? Can’t imagine you trying to yank the SOB back in if it wasn’t hella friendly
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Pics of your 12 inch trouser snake, or it didn’t happen
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I wish my dick could be used as a weapon.

I mean, it's offensive, sure, but not in a weapon sense.
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boa constrictor. 12 feet long of pure muscle. muscled it's way out of its cage.
was trying to push through the window when I found it...it would have fell 2 stories and then would have disappeared....along with all of the neighborhoods cats and dogs.

poor Tobey....

and like all wild reptiles, they still bite if you stick your paws near its face
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Speaking of which, when do you pick up your extendo-coupe, Yumcha?
Beats the fark outta me. The production date I had was Week 38 which was September 17th...but, that was just a placeholder. According to the Stealership, Audi's 2019 cars still have to pass the new emissions standards and until that happens, they are not going into production yet? Dunno. Could be just Stealership BS. But, so far, the ETA is still December...so, I'll drive the car out into a snow storm. And promptly plow it into something. OW-di.
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Wonder how many fingers @Yumcha has being an ex-pat..
Well, after taxes, you can do the maff on how many fingers.
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Any moment nao, someone like @Majofo will come bouncing back into this thread and talk about serpents and metaphor it J's bro's or something's shlong.


Cuz, that's how this thread @Mizouse .
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Originally Posted by justnspace
boa constrictor. 12 feet long of pure muscle. muscled it's way out of its cage.
was trying to push through the window when I found it...it would have fell 2 stories and then would have disappeared....along with all of the neighborhoods cats and dogs.

poor Tobey....

and like all wild reptiles, they still bite if you stick your paws near its face
That pretty fuggin cool. Does your bro ever pull it out of the cage and let it roam in the house (supervised, of course)?

How fast does a twelve foot snake move? I'm not talking about when it snaps at something, but in general, slithering around. Catchable if loose, or ?
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Beats the fark outta me. The production date I had was Week 38 which was September 17th...but, that was just a placeholder. According to the Stealership, Audi's 2019 cars still have to pass the new emissions standards and until that happens, they are not going into production yet? Dunno. Could be just Stealership BS. But, so far, the ETA is still December...so, I'll drive the car out into a snow storm. And promptly plow it into something. OW-di.
I don't know the specs of what you bought, but I believe it has quattro, does it not? And do I remember you saying you negotiated winter tires in? If so, you'll be more than golden
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I don't know the specs of what you bought, but I believe it has quattro, does it not? And do I remember you saying you negotiated winter tires in? If so, you'll be more than golden
Yeah, have some Continentals on the Audi winter wheel package. So, those will likely be put on in place of the summers. The S5 is kwa-tro, yes.
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So the only thing you'll be banging this winter is cucks staring at your owdi.
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no dummy, 15 of the 16%. Like 15/16ths. FFS
Oh, so .9375%?
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
That pretty fuggin cool. Does your bro ever pull it out of the cage and let it roam in the house (supervised, of course)?

How fast does a twelve foot snake move? I'm not talking about when it snaps at something, but in general, slithering around. Catchable if loose, or ?
he gives it baths...in the bathtub.
closest thing to roaming around...oh wait, one time one got loose and found it downstairs in my shower, two weeks later.



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So the only thing you'll be banging this winter is cucks staring at your owdi.
Yeah, I'm resigned to my new life.




Is there any particular way I should be behaving?
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You should just watch more. Say little. Stare. Enjoy.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
You should just watch more. Say little. Stare. Enjoy.
Okay. Will do, Shifu.




Is there some uniform/garb I need to have too? Like pink golf shirts with popped collars? Do I need to purse my lips more? White pants?
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Okay. Will do, Shifu.




Is there some uniform/garb I need to have too? Like pink golf shirts with popped collars? Do I need to purse my lips more? White pants?
Coach loafers

Burberry sunglasses

what else Taco?
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Coach loafers

Burberry sunglasses

what else Taco?
Coach shoes?!? COACH!??

Dafuq. No fanku. If there are loafers I'm buying, Boss or Cole Haan please.


And I don't do Buhbuhwee. Too many buy it. Maybe Plada...?
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Seriously, I think Burberry would go out of business if it were for not the ...

Come winter, you see a , you can guarantee that his/her scarf is? Burberry.
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So, if I get Boss loafers and Prada sunglasses, is that okay? Like, seriously, I can't do Coach shoes and Burberry. That's just a hard no. Like as hard as the shlongs in here per @Majofo would say.
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somebody rang?
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somebody rang?
Yeah, you need to verify and authenticate how of-the-:ghey: things got when we all met in San Diego. The sickos in here want sordid details on how small my wang was and etc. and how much lube you all used to gang-beat me.



Something like that.
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Yeah, you need to verify and authenticate how of-the-:ghey: things got when we all met in San Diego. The sickos in here want sordid details on how small my wang was and etc. and how much lube you all used to gang-beat me.



Something like that.
oh yeah. he tried to touch my pee pee.



I just said no. and ran!
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oh yeah. he tried to touch my pee pee.



I just said no. and ran!
#canadiansaretoofriendly

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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Coach loafers

Burberry sunglasses

what else Taco?
Why everyone hatting on my free Burberry glasses?
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This got a little weird.

Xiaoweird.
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I wish Boss made clothes my size. Sometimes I get lucky. Most often I get laughed out of the store for even asking
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Because not a boss
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#canadiansaretoofriendly
#metoo
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I wish Boss made clothes my size. Sometimes I get lucky. Most often I get laughed out of the store for even asking
At your height, you need bespoke almost.

I dunno, without breaking the bank, you COULD try Indochine...they seem okay from the one time I quickly went through and looked over their Italian fabrics. I can't pretend to know much though. Made to measure is also possible with Dolce & Gabbana. You would have to march into a place like Harry Rosen or similar and have them take your measurements. I had this done for my wedding for my suit.

I believe in spending a bit in a quality suit as you can tell.
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Seriously, I think Burberry would go out of business if it were for not the ...

Come winter, you see a , you can guarantee that his/her scarf is? Burberry.
Hey I have a blueberry scarf.. it's comfy AF.. gotta love cashmere..
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Thinking about a bespoke suit or tux for wedding next year but not sure from where...
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Fuckin' Sears Big Boys department fool. Don't make the process more difficult than it needs to be. And you know you gotta spring for the Toughskins™ reinforced knees... For reasons.
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Whoa whoa whoa... SEARS?! I'm poor refugee , not rich Mainlander helicopter parents


Let's be serious with the budget here...
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Next you're going to recommend Haggar pants I bet..


Too rich for my blood fam
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Thinking about a bespoke suit or tux for wedding next year but not sure from where...
You'll have to find a tailor and obviously, check out the fabrics offered. It's a neat experience but will set you back $1500+ at least from my experience. There are those peeps who go to HK or Vietnam and get supposedly this kick@$$ bespoke suit for $500. I dunno, like watches, I raise an eyebrow and get wacist when certain goods are made from places without the tradition...

Otherwise, a made to measure suit directly from one of the fashion houses is just as good, you just can't pick the cloth, buttons, and etc. They'll measure you and show you the style/model/trim/color and outside of having the suit made to your dimensions, nothing else custom about it. It's probably the most affordable balance between European and fitted.
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