The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
#8162
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And how did it get out of the cage in the first place?
so many questions!!
so many questions!!
#8163
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What kind of snake? I assume it has zero interest in humans whatsoever? Can’t imagine you trying to yank the SOB back in if it wasn’t hella friendly
#8164
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Pics of your 12 inch trouser snake, or it didn’t happen
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I wish my dick could be used as a weapon.
I mean, it's offensive, sure, but not in a weapon sense.
I mean, it's offensive, sure, but not in a weapon sense.
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boa constrictor. 12 feet long of pure muscle. muscled it's way out of its cage.
was trying to push through the window when I found it...it would have fell 2 stories and then would have disappeared....along with all of the neighborhoods cats and dogs.
poor Tobey....
and like all wild reptiles, they still bite if you stick your paws near its face
was trying to push through the window when I found it...it would have fell 2 stories and then would have disappeared....along with all of the neighborhoods cats and dogs.
poor Tobey....
and like all wild reptiles, they still bite if you stick your paws near its face
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Beats the fark outta me. The production date I had was Week 38 which was September 17th...but, that was just a placeholder. According to the Stealership, Audi's 2019 cars still have to pass the new emissions standards and until that happens, they are not going into production yet? Dunno. Could be just Stealership BS. But, so far, the ETA is still December...so, I'll drive the car out into a snow storm. And promptly plow it into something. OW-di.
#8170
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boa constrictor. 12 feet long of pure muscle. muscled it's way out of its cage.
was trying to push through the window when I found it...it would have fell 2 stories and then would have disappeared....along with all of the neighborhoods cats and dogs.
poor Tobey....
and like all wild reptiles, they still bite if you stick your paws near its face
was trying to push through the window when I found it...it would have fell 2 stories and then would have disappeared....along with all of the neighborhoods cats and dogs.
poor Tobey....
and like all wild reptiles, they still bite if you stick your paws near its face
How fast does a twelve foot snake move? I'm not talking about when it snaps at something, but in general, slithering around. Catchable if loose, or ?
#8171
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Beats the fark outta me. The production date I had was Week 38 which was September 17th...but, that was just a placeholder. According to the Stealership, Audi's 2019 cars still have to pass the new emissions standards and until that happens, they are not going into production yet? Dunno. Could be just Stealership BS. But, so far, the ETA is still December...so, I'll drive the car out into a snow storm. And promptly plow it into something. OW-di.
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Yeah, have some Continentals on the Audi winter wheel package. So, those will likely be put on in place of the summers. The S5 is kwa-tro, yes.
#8173
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So the only thing you'll be banging this winter is cucks staring at your owdi.
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That pretty fuggin cool. Does your bro ever pull it out of the cage and let it roam in the house (supervised, of course)?
How fast does a twelve foot snake move? I'm not talking about when it snaps at something, but in general, slithering around. Catchable if loose, or ?
How fast does a twelve foot snake move? I'm not talking about when it snaps at something, but in general, slithering around. Catchable if loose, or ?
closest thing to roaming around...oh wait, one time one got loose and found it downstairs in my shower, two weeks later.
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You should just watch more. Say little. Stare. Enjoy.
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Seriously, I think Burberry would go out of business if it were for not the ...
Come winter, you see a , you can guarantee that his/her scarf is? Burberry.
Come winter, you see a , you can guarantee that his/her scarf is? Burberry.
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This got a little weird.
Xiaoweird.
Xiaoweird.
#8190
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I wish Boss made clothes my size. Sometimes I get lucky. Most often I get laughed out of the store for even asking
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Because not a boss
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I dunno, without breaking the bank, you COULD try Indochine...they seem okay from the one time I quickly went through and looked over their Italian fabrics. I can't pretend to know much though. Made to measure is also possible with Dolce & Gabbana. You would have to march into a place like Harry Rosen or similar and have them take your measurements. I had this done for my wedding for my suit.
I believe in spending a bit in a quality suit as you can tell.
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Thinking about a bespoke suit or tux for wedding next year but not sure from where...
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Fuckin' Sears Big Boys department fool. Don't make the process more difficult than it needs to be. And you know you gotta spring for the Toughskins™ reinforced knees... For reasons.
#8197
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Whoa whoa whoa... SEARS?! I'm poor refugee , not rich Mainlander helicopter parents
Let's be serious with the budget here...
Let's be serious with the budget here...
#8198
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Next you're going to recommend Haggar pants I bet..
Too rich for my blood fam
Too rich for my blood fam
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Otherwise, a made to measure suit directly from one of the fashion houses is just as good, you just can't pick the cloth, buttons, and etc. They'll measure you and show you the style/model/trim/color and outside of having the suit made to your dimensions, nothing else custom about it. It's probably the most affordable balance between European and fitted.
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Poor Tobey