The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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I'll bring some of the 55 gal lube I bought from Amazon
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What's going on here?
Why is there sex in the thread title?
Why is there sex in the thread title?
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Yesterday somebody brought in donuts and muffins from Tim Hortons.
late last week was donuts from the Italian Bakery...
I have no no idea how people aren’t 500 pounds here
not gonna lie, I may have partook in one or two of those donuts, last week finally hit the gym again yesterday. It’s time to get back on track again!
late last week was donuts from the Italian Bakery...
I have no no idea how people aren’t 500 pounds here
not gonna lie, I may have partook in one or two of those donuts, last week finally hit the gym again yesterday. It’s time to get back on track again!
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Dude. If we can make it work and meet up in SD or when I'm over on the west coast again, let's go for some whisky. Japanese whisky.
We'll go easy and I promise, I won't try to get you sick or sh*t-faced.. We'll do some slow sipping over good food.
I'll even bring some robots as I do to all meats.
We'll go easy and I promise, I won't try to get you sick or sh*t-faced.. We'll do some slow sipping over good food.
I'll even bring some robots as I do to all meats.
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Mizouse (09-26-2018)
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i blame the ball and chain of an ex-wife.. i didn't want to meet no woman... they're icky.
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Per Canadians...I'M soorey.
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Due bu chi. Per the ...
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In all honesty, it's because you're not
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Neither is 99% of Anaheim!!!
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Mizouse likes to watch
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Mizouse (09-26-2018)
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I heard he’s buying an Audi soon
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Speaking of which, when do you pick up your extendo-coupe, Yumcha?
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ah, work... I really needed to know how to place knives in the dishwasher...
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Mizouse (09-26-2018)
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15% of 16%= .02% of total population ... .. Still wrong
don't try to out Maff us
don't try to out Maff us
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also what the flying fuck
Canadiens only have 4 fingers?!
Canadiens only have 4 fingers?!
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Probably not their first time unloading the dishwasher.
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Ahhh probably lost it in Diagram A...
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#JustEnglishTeacherThings
#ProperGramma
#ButReallyFuckCanada
#ProperGramma
#ButReallyFuckCanada
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But, pussy with all my fingers and dick intact without unnecessarily puncture holes.
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Heh. Butt pussy.
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Well played, good sir. Well played.
The dick can grow back, right? Asking for a friend.
The dick can grow back, right? Asking for a friend.
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Yeah. It's pretty much a lizard tail.
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Ok whew. I started getting scared. It’s been six weeks since I had a terrible accident. Haven’t noticed anything growing back yet, though. I’ll just keep waiting.
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monitor lizards and komodo dragons use their tails as weapons. wouldnt want to be whipped by one.
speaking of reptiles...
home alone with the girliefriend, when we hear a THUMP upstairs...
i'm like...lemme go investigate..
motherfuckin snake got out...12 foot long motherfuckin snake trying to push out the window.
i'm like oh shit, and I grab that motherfucker in the middle. and try to pull off window sill.
but just like people; try to direct them with force and you'll be met with resistance.
I could not move this motherfucker. 12 feet long and I dont know how much it weighs.
eventually; i got that motherfucker back in the cage
speaking of reptiles...
home alone with the girliefriend, when we hear a THUMP upstairs...
i'm like...lemme go investigate..
motherfuckin snake got out...12 foot long motherfuckin snake trying to push out the window.
i'm like oh shit, and I grab that motherfucker in the middle. and try to pull off window sill.
but just like people; try to direct them with force and you'll be met with resistance.
I could not move this motherfucker. 12 feet long and I dont know how much it weighs.
eventually; i got that motherfucker back in the cage
Last edited by justnspace; 09-26-2018 at 01:42 PM.
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Why the hell do you have a 12 foot snake as a pet?!
is it’s cage the entire bedroom?
Poor Snakey.
is it’s cage the entire bedroom?
Poor Snakey.