The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
06-08-2018, 11:35 AM
#2801
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I may be fit but I'll get my @$$ kicked in a fight. 
The muscles are only for me to look good in suits and on the beach...if I ever went to one.
The muscles are only for me to look good in suits and on the beach...if I ever went to one.
06-08-2018, 11:42 AM
#2802
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
06-08-2018, 11:43 AM
#2803
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
It's common misconception that BJJ is from JJ.
Hapkido has more in relation to JJ than BJJ.
Hapkido has more in relation to JJ than BJJ.
06-08-2018, 11:43 AM
#2804
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I have flat feet.. and I hate running.
So.. I fight.
So.. I fight.
06-08-2018, 11:44 AM
#2805
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Thread Starter
it was a play on Brazilian...
ugh jokesplain has bled into fryday
ugh jokesplain has bled into fryday
06-08-2018, 11:44 AM
#2806
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Thread Starter
06-08-2018, 11:44 AM
#2807
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
where's the joke, you just dumb, accept it
06-08-2018, 11:45 AM
#2808
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
newaza yo face
06-08-2018, 11:46 AM
#2809
Senior Moderator
followed by 
...
06-08-2018, 11:52 AM
#2810
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Ah.. so you know the dark arts. 
06-08-2018, 11:55 AM
#2811
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06-08-2018, 11:59 AM
#2812
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I farted in another vato's face during a roll
I told him it's my black belt technique..
choked him out moments after..
I purple nurpled another vato..
He was like wtf?!?!
Black belt technique
Right into x-guard to sweep to ankle lock
Sucka!
I told him it's my black belt technique..
choked him out moments after..
I purple nurpled another vato..
He was like wtf?!?!
Black belt technique
Right into x-guard to sweep to ankle lock
Sucka!
06-08-2018, 12:00 PM
#2813
Senior Moderator
I also do eye-pokes.
06-08-2018, 12:01 PM
#2814
Senior Moderator
And if all else fails, I get :ghey: and lick...and kiss...
06-08-2018, 12:03 PM
#2815
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
all is fair in the street
I don't like playing by the rules
I don't like playing by the rules
06-08-2018, 01:27 PM
#2817
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06-08-2018, 02:17 PM
#2818
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt gives up that ass automatically
You look at him, not even wrong or mean mug, and he's on his knees
He's a survivor that one
You look at him, not even wrong or mean mug, and he's on his knees
He's a survivor that one
06-08-2018, 04:41 PM
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I'm about to get Jr into some martial arts. Need an afterschool program for him and we're going to try out some Taekwondo.
Hopefully he doesn't learn too well because I don't want him fighting back when I come to deal out the 1:30AM drunken beatings.
But hopefully he learns enough to be able to bodybag the little shits at the dirt pile.
I've got a novel notion that my fatass might should take some lessons too. You know, for more efficiently slapping the shit out of the family.
Hopefully he doesn't learn too well because I don't want him fighting back when I come to deal out the 1:30AM drunken beatings.
But hopefully he learns enough to be able to bodybag the little shits at the dirt pile.
I've got a novel notion that my fatass might should take some lessons too. You know, for more efficiently slapping the shit out of the family.
06-08-2018, 04:48 PM
#2820
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Just beat him real bad early on
He'll always remember it
Even if his fighting mana bar gets past yours
The mental trauma will always have him fearing you
I know some people in HTiiiineee
Legit OG schools.. good for kids.. lmk
He'll always remember it
Even if his fighting mana bar gets past yours
The mental trauma will always have him fearing you
I know some people in HTiiiineee
Legit OG schools.. good for kids.. lmk
06-08-2018, 05:53 PM
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Primary objective is some place that picks up from his school and can keep him occupied until my methadone kicks in I get off work to pick him up. Really, it could be a competitive knitting club for all I care, but the discipline aspect of the martial arts should be a bonus.
Or he'll learn to knock my chicklets out. One of the two.
Or he'll learn to knock my chicklets out. One of the two.
06-08-2018, 10:54 PM
#2822
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06-09-2018, 02:12 PM
#2823
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Mmm...foot-rong Poles. 
06-10-2018, 09:47 PM
#2824
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
06-10-2018, 09:57 PM
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That is such a cracker ass 10%er looking house.
06-10-2018, 09:59 PM
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I bet that paint is $95 a gallon.
I've got a similar shade of brown paint in my place. It's made by mixing a whole bunch of gallons of returned paint. $20 for 15 gallons.
I've got a similar shade of brown paint in my place. It's made by mixing a whole bunch of gallons of returned paint. $20 for 15 gallons.
06-10-2018, 11:19 PM
#2827
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Kurt probably only uses half a can of paint
Throws away the rest
Throws away the rest
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06-11-2018, 07:45 AM
#2833
Safety Car
I'm sure it'll pass - some nights will be better than others. Wifey and I either take turns or we're both up to help each other out, etc. Teamwork makes the dream work or some shit.
06-11-2018, 08:32 AM
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Sleep is for the weak.
06-11-2018, 08:36 AM
#2838
Azine Jabroni
06-11-2018, 09:07 AM
#2840
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I bet Kurt sleeps 12 hours a day
On his back 18 hours of the day
On his knees 8 hours of the day
Ho
On his back 18 hours of the day
On his knees 8 hours of the day
Ho