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Old 11-26-2018, 03:40 PM
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You just showed your Haoleness brah
Car scene on Hawaii is levels above the mainland
If you don't know that already, you haven't immersed yourself..

A Trackhawk or DSRT would be nuts on Saddle Rd.
My buddies 450 whp bugeye can run it from end to end in 45 mins. Shit is scary AF.
There are plenty of places to open it up on Oahu, you just don't know mang.
All them KMCB boyz know


Ah the stat sheet...
The Trackhawk will be the quickest / fastest... but for daily fun and utility.. DSRT is the top for domestics.
In terms of resale, both depreciate about the same rate. You could find a better deal on the DSRT and lose little over the time you own it.
You mentioned it already, but for the sucker punch, 100D X is unmatched.
It looks like a turd though and sounds like a ladiboi queef. Pass.
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Some Hilo boyz came to visit my braddah from another maddah (he's born and raised in Hilo)
One of his boyz was on leave from the corps

He rented a GT vert from Hertz and got that bitch sideways all through Waikiki
Got pulled over and wouldn't you know, it was our Uncle Lau

Warning.. Sorry Uncle.. we'll slow it down


The haole he pulled over after for going 1 mph over wasn't so lucky
Got it up his bugeye aye!
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Da scene brah.. this show was in June, supposed to be pretty big, but this is pretty light compared to years past
Still nice showing

Notice all those recon violations have tags.. Yep.. Uncle Lau and Aunt Cindy breh.

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Last show I was at had like 13 NSXs
All modded out too.. bananas
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Lots of camber and poke, glad that's playing out, but damn if it wasn't some wild times
Plus VIP, shietttt... the whole check go into the cars out there
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let’s just call it a surprise. Everyone likes surprises.

Surprise pregnancies are the worst
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yeah, wouldn't be 1st time waikiki saw some noise/rubber, good amt of those cars/driving fairly common

lot of teslas here too, i seen lot of model 3s. but yeah guess i shouldn't judge hawaii car scene too much....been busy at work/lazy on weekend....looked up some cars and coffee and not as often with their events
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Da scene brah.. this show was in June, supposed to be pretty big, but this is pretty light compared to years past
Still nice showing

Notice all those recon violations have tags.. Yep.. Uncle Lau and Aunt Cindy breh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd6JUOC2TiU
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Last show I was at had like 13 NSXs
All modded out too.. bananas

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, missed that. i may have been out of town though....was doing lot of other island trips on weekends, slowed down now

looks like i gotta get up to speed on the scene here
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Surprise pregnancies are the worst
wurst.

trust me...
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Quit sticking your (collective) dicks in everything that moves!
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Oh.

Well in that case, carry on then.
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Old 11-26-2018, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
Surprise pregnancies are the worst
Sorry to hear breh
Congratulations on fatherhood though
If that kid is anything like Flip, probably, for reasons
Don't let the bullshit slide, but automatik respeks

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Thoiboi ain’t capable of getting anyone prego
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Old 11-26-2018, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Still with the book?

Oy vey.

Ah.. Chapter 28

Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.

Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a Gentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 45, How to Stoke a Fire
Chapter 46, Invention of Sucking Dick (Tales of a LadiBoi)
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning Gentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 56, How to Keep a Child's Ass Clean in Preparation for Anal Sex (Chris Hansen Edition)
​​​​​​​Chapter 57, The Secret to Losing Weight (YMMV)
​​​​​​​Chapter 61, English Grammar for Dummies
Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
C​​​​​hapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi

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Old 11-26-2018, 04:38 PM
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How do we still require chapters: 58-60, 62-65, 75-?????

FFS.
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What do you guys even get paid for?!

Wurst. Writers. Ever.

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Chapter 63, brainstorming for chapters 64-65
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I blame ladiboi really
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and Kurt is worthless FFS
poor mum, probably as disappointed as ladiboi's dad
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Everybody blames ladiboi
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He the resident ho.
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Ladiboi got one of his clients pregnant...

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Shiettt.. Flip out here handing out ladiboi cards to these anon hos he be pumping..
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ladiboi believes in the immaculate conception
all ye questions have been answered
gonna name himself josef, put a sticker on his bumper that says No Fucks Given
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!(Fuck Joe) == ladiboi
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I love that dog’s look
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There’s a CT6-V coming soon. Looks real nice.
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There’s a CT6-V coming soon. Looks real nice.

In addition to announcing what factories it will be closing, today GM announced that a whole bunch of its cars –even the big ones with big promotional pushes – are dead in the water. Included are many models the company claimed were ready to take on the best in the world, including the Cadillac CT6, the company’s flagship luxury sedan.
Enjoy the 1 year run, suckers!
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Old 11-26-2018, 07:27 PM
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The updates are nice, the reggo CT6 looks like a boat
They planned to scrap it earlier too
I still don't understand it's place with the CTS

The V sport version would have been the value grab since no one would likely buy it
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Shit Taco
I warned you about them lulu lemons


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Yumcha meets at least 3 of those classifications
Can you guys guess which 3?
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Shiettt.. Flip out here handing out ladiboi cards to these anon hos he be pumping..
son of a beach
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When buying a car from a dealer
Go late as fuck.. like 15 mins before closing
They'll suck yo dick to go home
#protip #justdatip #jofoisms

Test drove the RDX at 7:30 pm., they were closing at 8p, haha!!!
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WTF...
only a 50hp increase for the V? I guess they just detune the turbos...
I wonder what you could tune the V to with twin turbskies...
Maj is right, the V won't sell well since it's not be set apart much.
Probably aero and wheels which you could do yourself.

There was already the V Sport which can be had pretty cheap...
but really the value grab is a 2nd gen V with a manual...those will sell so fast.
And the Wagons
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