The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
09-18-2018, 10:29 AM
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Sup.
09-18-2018, 10:29 AM
#7443
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hola 
09-18-2018, 10:58 AM
#7444
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I'm confused. I work with a guy with black hair and blue eyes. He has a Russian name. A bit of a Russian accent. But otherwise looks completely Asian, save for the eye color. Throw in another curve ball- I heard him talking fluent German. Kinda cool. Never met someone like that before
09-18-2018, 11:02 AM
#7445
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I work with a guy with black hair and blue eyes. He has a Russian name. A bit of a Russian accent. But otherwise looks completely Asian, save for the eye color. Throw in another curve ball- I heard him talking fluent German. Kinda cool. Never met someone like that before
09-18-2018, 11:02 AM
#7446
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:gheyhug: 
09-18-2018, 11:04 AM
#7447
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No thoi, you're confusing that with "I'm curious" 
09-18-2018, 11:08 AM
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09-18-2018, 11:21 AM
#7450
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I was born this way!
09-18-2018, 11:21 AM
#7451
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Cue Lady Gaga
09-18-2018, 11:22 AM
#7452
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Y'all remember when Lady Gaga was criticized for having a bit of flesh on her thighs and stomach? Superbowl, wasn't it? I dunno what those people were complaining about
09-18-2018, 11:24 AM
#7454
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I'd like to see the hogs who were saying she was too big
09-18-2018, 11:28 AM
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I'm confused. I work with a guy with black hair and blue eyes. He has a Russian name. A bit of a Russian accent. But otherwise looks completely Asian, save for the eye color. Throw in another curve ball- I heard him talking fluent German. Kinda cool. Never met someone like that before
name like "Latrelle" or "Farooq" or "LeSean". Alternatively, a Russian name would've been awesome too like Sergei, Artemi, Alexei, Evgeny, or Vladimir.
Wife said no. She no fun.
09-18-2018, 11:47 AM
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I too got vetoed on naming Jr "Andre" and "Leroy".
Andre after the L7 song, and Leroy after Leeeeeeeerooooooooy Jennnnnnkinnnnnnnnns!!!!!
Andre after the L7 song, and Leroy after Leeeeeeeerooooooooy Jennnnnnkinnnnnnnnns!!!!!
09-18-2018, 12:03 PM
#7457
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What's great is that I can apply "Le" or "De" in front of any traditional name and it would work.
DeTom. LeDave. DeSteve. LeBen. LeJeremy. DeDick. LeRichard. DeMatt.
DeTom. LeDave. DeSteve. LeBen. LeJeremy. DeDick. LeRichard. DeMatt.
09-18-2018, 12:41 PM
#7458
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I'm confused. I work with a guy with black hair and blue eyes. He has a Russian name. A bit of a Russian accent. But otherwise looks completely Asian, save for the eye color. Throw in another curve ball- I heard him talking fluent German. Kinda cool. Never met someone like that before
09-18-2018, 12:51 PM
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09-18-2018, 01:27 PM
#7463
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They don't want smoke breh
09-18-2018, 01:29 PM
#7464
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Yo.. next time you got some bros at the range with you.. make a bet.
Say one shot, closest to the middle of the eyes gets free lunch / beer / bj.
Then move the paper out to ~20 yards.
Go last.
Then when it's your turn, bring the target all the way in.
Put one between the eyes.
Say one shot, closest to the middle of the eyes gets free lunch / beer / bj.
Then move the paper out to ~20 yards.
Go last.
Then when it's your turn, bring the target all the way in.
Put one between the eyes.
09-18-2018, 01:35 PM
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I thought that bet was going a different direction. Putting one between the eyes of the hottest bro and then just TAKING the BJ.
Like an Alpha.
Like an Alpha.
09-18-2018, 01:35 PM
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I guess you could also get in on the skullfucking if you use a small enough caliber for the entry hole. (.17).
09-18-2018, 01:37 PM
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Reminds me of the "Punching Softest" contest. See who can hit the softest. Bro goes first and gives you a feather tap.
Then you haul off and smack the shit out of him and declare "I loose".
Then you haul off and smack the shit out of him and declare "I loose".
09-18-2018, 01:38 PM
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Then give him a blowie to make him feel better.
Then get in your Audi and drive off.
Then get in your Audi and drive off.
09-18-2018, 01:39 PM
#7471
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Pfft.. hit first, they can't hit back, you win.
#alpha
#alpha
09-18-2018, 01:40 PM
#7472
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I... I don’t even know what is going on in here. 
09-18-2018, 01:40 PM
#7473
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Remind me to never go shooting with FJ
09-18-2018, 01:40 PM
#7474
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lost all my guns in a boating accident anyways
09-18-2018, 01:42 PM
#7475
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He’s only shooting blanks. In more ways than one.
09-18-2018, 01:44 PM
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09-18-2018, 01:45 PM
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09-18-2018, 01:55 PM
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Back from 
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09-18-2018, 02:31 PM
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Yeah, lost all the guns in that flood. Sucks.
All I got now are these finger guns. And saying "bang bang".
Basically, fingerbanging.
All I got now are these finger guns. And saying "bang bang".
Basically, fingerbanging.