The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
09-19-2018, 10:45 AM
#7521
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
:rkelly: 
09-19-2018, 10:53 AM
#7522
went to the zoo on a holiday....OF COURSE parking lot is a zoo..had to keep circling and even drove a good amount away from zoo...
nature called while circling and omg, I couldn't pull over. absolutely no spots to pull over while waiting for parking.
luckily I had an empty water bottle.. unfortunately, the mouth of the water bottle is super small. whatever, I made that shit work while clutching in and out slowing moving through traffic. Cops were even directing traffic at intersections, OMG the scariest shit ever...trying to hide my dick in a water bottle with a cop directing traffic at my passenger window.
and of course while all this is happening, parents and kids are walking past my car...
nature called while circling and omg, I couldn't pull over. absolutely no spots to pull over while waiting for parking.
luckily I had an empty water bottle.. unfortunately, the mouth of the water bottle is super small. whatever, I made that shit work while clutching in and out slowing moving through traffic. Cops were even directing traffic at intersections, OMG the scariest shit ever...trying to hide my dick in a water bottle with a cop directing traffic at my passenger window.
and of course while all this is happening, parents and kids are walking past my car...
I'm looking all over, alright cool...I can go here...nobody around, nobody on the sidewalk. Little did I notice I was parked at a bus stop...and you guessed it...a bus fuckin stops right as I'm mid piss...and their windows are high up so can definitely see in the truck. This Asian girl gets off the bus right in front of my truck...walks a good 15 feet away from me down the sidewalk and then turns around and looks right at me and starts laughing. I'm like, fuckkkk....
I can sometimes do it while moving too...but I get the gatorade bottle for the slightly bigger hole. I don't know if I could fit in a normal 20 ouncer...
but YES...I've sometimes either had too much and not looked down and bam it shoots all over me...it caused a vacuum and it shoots all over me.
Now, y'all have been J-Pegged.
09-19-2018, 10:55 AM
#7523
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
09-19-2018, 10:56 AM
#7524
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
09-19-2018, 11:00 AM
#7525
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
J.. you could fit your dick in a mini liquor bottle they give you on flights and stock hotel mini bars with
Emphasis on mini
Emphasis on mini
09-19-2018, 11:09 AM
#7527
Senior Moderator
Morning, kids. 
09-19-2018, 11:09 AM
#7528
they need big water bottle holes!
don't think i didn't notice that justin was able to ghostride the whip right by parents, children and cops with his crab meat hangin out without them even detecting something was awry!
don't think i didn't notice that justin was able to ghostride the whip right by parents, children and cops with his crab meat hangin out without them even detecting something was awry!
09-19-2018, 11:09 AM
#7529
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Then you and Taco subsequently claimed to have big weenies
09-19-2018, 11:10 AM
#7530
Team Owner
I hope y’all carry hand sanitizer around.
Likely not.
Ew.
Likely not.
Ew.
09-19-2018, 11:17 AM
#7531
Team Owner
Hey, I’m in the clear. Errrbody knows black chicks never settle when it comes to size. 
Though I’m curious- how’d you get the top of the Monster Energy can off, while sitting in a car? Me thinks the mouth piece was plenty big
Though I’m curious- how’d you get the top of the Monster Energy can off, while sitting in a car? Me thinks the mouth piece was plenty big
09-19-2018, 11:21 AM
#7532
Senior Moderator
Maybe he practices stretching exercises for his jaw.
09-19-2018, 11:23 AM
#7535
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
never catch me lackin
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09-19-2018, 11:24 AM
#7536
Team Owner
I wasn’t laughing at you... but crabman and Matt definitely admitted to having tiny peckers
09-19-2018, 11:26 AM
#7540
Team Owner
Many moons ago I used to inspect sanitary mains and manholes... if I had to piss, I’d pull off a manhole cover, go in about 2/3s way while standing on the ladder rung and piss. All you see is me sticking out of the ground, from the nipples, up.
09-19-2018, 11:27 AM
#7542
Team Owner
09-19-2018, 11:31 AM
#7545
Team Owner
I spend my money on Haggar pants, lite beer and church donations
09-19-2018, 11:31 AM
#7546
bro...
if I'm wearing shorts, I soccer field piss ANYWHERE...
sometimes if I go to a gas station and I'm not working I'll grab a cup from the trash and fill that bish.
Very liberating to be that much of a ninja pisser.
if I'm wearing shorts, I soccer field piss ANYWHERE...
sometimes if I go to a gas station and I'm not working I'll grab a cup from the trash and fill that bish.
Very liberating to be that much of a ninja pisser.
09-19-2018, 11:32 AM
#7547
Team Owner
09-19-2018, 11:33 AM
#7548
Team Owner
09-19-2018, 11:34 AM
#7549
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
The circumference of a 20 oz gatorage bottle is 4.5 inches
You could
Stop bullshittin
09-19-2018, 11:36 AM
#7550
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
09-19-2018, 11:38 AM
#7551
Team Owner
Why you assume everyone is average? J could be a horse from the waist down.
09-19-2018, 11:40 AM
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09-19-2018, 11:42 AM
#7553
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
09-19-2018, 11:43 AM
#7555
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09-19-2018, 11:48 AM
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09-19-2018, 11:49 AM
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Remember when J and Taco would fight like scorned lovers?
Now it's all hand jobs and hand shakes.
Now it's all hand jobs and hand shakes.
09-19-2018, 11:51 AM
#7559
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Someone gonna rage quit, I'm not saying Who?
But I think you know who
But I think you know who
