Majofo

Homo
Fuck Eminem
#teamMGK

rockstar143

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There's no way you feel that way after Killshot.

Majofo

Fuck him right in the pussy
-MGK

TacoBello

Shiiiiet... The Jag was messed. Crazy how far cars have come. I remember when the roofs of cars were held up with toothpick sized pillars. Effortless to crush the roof in. Now we got cars rolling five times and the occupant more or less able to walk away without any serious injury.

TacoBello

Did you see it happen, or did you arrive just after?

Again, you're a selfless gent, J. No matter what's written about you in the bathroom stalls.

thoiboi

I think 4 of those would REALLY set the A3 off right..

hopefully right off a cliff

rockstar143

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Johnny, you fuck...
I missed it happening by moments, Adam...was still smoking when I drove up from the other side of the road.
I normally will assess if people are handling the situation but I noticed it was mostly people just gawking and not actually doing anything.
I mean, I didn't do anything either but I used to watch rescue911 so I knew to keep her from trying to get out, keep her alert etc...so I held her hand and kinda squeezed and
talked to her to see if she was coherent. She wanted her phone to call her mother...I was like, why don't we make sure you're good before we start digging through this mess for a
phone...maybe like 2 minutes later PD and FR arrived.

Yumcha

Back from -ing.



Felt nice to cough on every machine and pass on my virus to the peeps. And when I blew my nose, I did not re-sanitize my hands.

Flipster23

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I saw a accident while driving to Disney. I was going SB car was heading NB. I saw the Tacoma plow into the wall, but don't know what happened. Thing was, I couldn't even turn around if needed since it was right before the Grapevine. I mean I could have stopped but would be putting myself in danger trying to cross I-5 and hop over the wall. I just hoped the people in side where ok.

Flipster23

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This is why I should get my own equipment.

thoiboi

bruhh missed oppo.. she wanted to get her phone so you could put in your digits

rockstar143

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isn't I-5 like completely stopped with traffic at all times?
you could have leisurely have strolled over, Flip. Even gone through the guy's wallet before the EMT arrived!
I actually had her debit and credit card as it fell out of the door. ordered some car parts, hope she doesn't mind.

TacoBello

She better have been a 13/10, cuz J seems to have it pretty good with his lady friend.

rockstar143

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Lady friend is a legit 100/10, for me...
but I'm in love with her, so that adds some points.

thoiboi

Nah.. it's the least she could do, you saved her life..



also dasracist.gif

TacoBello

So a 13/10 would have been a major downgrade. Good choice!

rockstar143

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rockstar143

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With as good as that lady is to me and my daughter...and how good her kids are to us...
anyone would be a major downgrade, looks aside.

Yumcha

But, was she hawt?

rockstar143

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Sure...
so were the 3 young lady's that were looking at the accident wearing daisy dukes and bikini tops.
Not even lying.

alright, busted, now y'all know why I stopped.

TacoBello

For every beautiful woman, there's at least one guy who's completely sick of her shit. A wise man once told me that

thoiboi

She's behind you isn't she?


Blink once for yes

thoiboi

You mother fucker were just listening to Katy Perry's California Gurls

rockstar143

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and if he's really wise he'll realize she's probably equally sick of his shit and that every beautiful woman out there will have shit to get sick of.


I'm lucky to be loved. I'm an asshole.

thoiboi

i love assholes

rockstar143

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and this here asshole loves you back, Johnny

Flipster23

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Nah, it's only stopped once you get near LA. I still had a while to go until I drove through there.


Fugging FIL insisted we leave at 10:30 from the hotel on the day we left, I'm like bro, I talked to someone who lives out here and he said leaving at 1230-1 should be fine. But, again he insisted we leave at 10:30. Guess what time flip left. 10:30


Flip was pissed and stuck in traffic for a good hour.

Flipster23

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Then I'll be waiting for that beautiful woman.

Open arms, penis out.




Come to butthead.

rockstar143

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but you know your place though...
so you did leave at 1030, right babyboy???!?

thoiboi

fucking amateur

Flipster23

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I left at 10:31.

I stopped at Costco to get gas first.

Plus, he paid for most of the trip, so I was like ok.

Flipster23

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He paid for the character dinner when we arrived. I thought Minnie Mouse gave you a blowjob in the kitchen, while Goofy watched, since it was his kitchen and all.

But, I guess I didn't read the fine print or something.

*kicks rock*

Flipster23

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But if you ever wanted to pick up on chicks with kids and possibly a husband then Disneyland is the place for it.

rockstar143

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Goofy pulls up in an Audi Jalopy?

thoiboi

Confirmed..

thoiboi

nah he pulls out

thoiboi

aww that's cute.

Should have opted for Steakhouse 55 for the adults though

Flipster23

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My father in law thought he could get reservations at Blue Bayou, because he wanted to have dinner there since POTC is his favorite ride. I told him, you're not going to get a table. Sure enough, sorry sir, we are booked out for a month.

We are going back in December, if I get my promotion within the next month, I'm going to see about getting reservations there or somewhere else. We have a group of 20 going so I'm sure someone can watch the kids out of that group for 2 hours.

rockstar143

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Are you an anal assholder?

rockstar143

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*annual passholder