The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
11-13-2018, 04:13 PM
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When I get rich, I'm splitting too
Fuck y'all
Fuck y'all
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11-13-2018, 04:14 PM
11-13-2018, 04:16 PM
Took photos today ;
11-13-2018, 04:17 PM
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That's what I told my coworkers... If I were to hit the mega-millions or whatever... They'd come into work and it'd be like I never existed. Dip out to somewhere remote where nobody knows who I am. Erase all history.
Even you fools.
Well, except for once a year when some pineapple crafty would show up at Maj's porch, and a jumbo case of hotdogs show up at Taco'sslaughterhouse.
Even you fools.
Well, except for once a year when some pineapple crafty would show up at Maj's porch, and a jumbo case of hotdogs show up at Taco's
11-13-2018, 04:19 PM
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Fly up to Canadark,
visit Taco-ex,
steal Tobey,
fly back to [REDACTED]
visit Taco-ex,
steal Tobey,
fly back to [REDACTED]
11-13-2018, 04:20 PM
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I'd send Crabman a set of wheels from time to time. Free to keep. No obligation.
11-13-2018, 04:21 PM
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11-13-2018, 04:21 PM
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I'd pay a PI to find Kurt's mum. So I could call her from a burner phone and let her know how well Kurt is doing FFS, even if he doesn't always have time to call, he still loves her.
11-13-2018, 04:22 PM
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Mystery Meat would received a suitcase full of $100 bills printed on slabs of balogna. Just kidding, it's meat!
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11-13-2018, 04:23 PM
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I got nothing for J. Because he's still living better than me. YOTM.
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11-13-2018, 04:25 PM
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11-13-2018, 04:25 PM
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I saw a Youtube video about an Acurazine H-town BBQ meet in 2012... Think your car was in the end, but your TL looks so stock still!!! It's cleen... What a sleeper!!!
Now I know you better...
Now I know you better...
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11-13-2018, 04:29 PM
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Geebus. Yeah, no. My max for reps is 185 these days as I'm at 141 right now. With spotting, I may be able to do more but I work out alone. So...
At that guy's weight, I'd likely be in the ER.
11-13-2018, 04:29 PM
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You've been mystery meated
11-13-2018, 04:29 PM
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Wait... Still no fog lights in that Type s bumper cover???
Are they being used as air dams???
Are they being used as air dams???
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11-13-2018, 04:30 PM
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Speed holes 
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11-13-2018, 04:31 PM
uhhhhhhhhh yeah, air dams, brake cooler, speed holes, choose your definition.
11-13-2018, 04:31 PM
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JFC, Crabman. You best not be caught lackin' because it sure seems like MM is coming to force bang your mouth hole.
11-13-2018, 04:31 PM
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Poor Tobey.
11-13-2018, 04:32 PM
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MM, let's see your speed hole
11-13-2018, 04:38 PM
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What color is this...speed hole.
11-13-2018, 04:40 PM
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I bet you Taco's cat name is Mystery Meat
11-13-2018, 04:42 PM
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And I bet MM calls his pecker "Justnspace".
11-13-2018, 04:48 PM
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11-13-2018, 04:50 PM
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Chapter 9, They're all pink on the inside
11-13-2018, 04:50 PM
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11-13-2018, 04:51 PM
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Chapter 11, Bankrupt
Chapter 12, +5HP
Chapter 12, +5HP
11-13-2018, 04:57 PM
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There was already a chapter 12, dummy. So I reordered for you.
Split Open and Pummeled
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Tacobello from Acurazine
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Split Open and Pummeled
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Tacobello from Acurazine
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
11-13-2018, 04:58 PM
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11-13-2018, 05:01 PM
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There was already a chapter 12, dummy. So I reordered for you.
Split Open and Pummeled
by
Tacobello from Acurazine
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Split Open and Pummeled
by
Tacobello from Acurazine
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
11-13-2018, 05:06 PM
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Chapter 1, How to write a book
11-13-2018, 05:08 PM
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11-13-2018, 05:10 PM
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We can just white out and correct the 46,000 copies printed already
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Split Open and Pummeled
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Tacobello from Acurazine
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
by
Tacobello from Acurazine
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
11-13-2018, 05:12 PM
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New York times best sellers list. I see it now. 
11-13-2018, 09:46 PM
Sup bitches. Went out and bought an Audi S4 over the weekend.
11-13-2018, 09:46 PM
Nah, I bought an XR though, should be delivered tomorrow.
11-13-2018, 11:14 PM
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Xr?
11-13-2018, 11:15 PM
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Whatchu talkin' 'bout Flippy?