thoiboi

JNCO jeans all day brah

Yumcha

And if you go to Harry Rosen, they have free mags you can pick up and use those as guides if you want ideas. Easy-peasy...and they make for decent coffee-table magazines.

thoiboi

Yumcha

Chapter XXX: Taco Becomes Metro



...?

kurtatx

Anyone thinking about buying a 2011 Chevy Traverse?

Yumcha

Kill me first.

kurtatx

Actually, the 2018 looks not as terrible but probably still terrible

Yumcha

Like I said, kill me first.

Majofo

Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning Gentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)

TacoBello

You calling Yumcha gay? Cuz I'm betting him and I dress very similarly these days

Majofo

TacoBello from Acurazine doesn't know Yumcha is gay :gheylaugh:

TacoBello

Chapter 52, make big money at work with a ballin cubicle and wear t-shirts and flipflops to the office #alphabottomlevelemployee

TacoBello

Chapter 53, majofo wishing he black

TacoBello

Hey this *is* fun!

Yumcha

I'm totally gay.


The happy way.

kurtatx

Majofo

Chapter 52, How to Bro Down

TacoBello

There's a hole cut in the bottom of your popcorn bucket, Kurt...

kurtatx

Majofo

Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks

TacoBello

You were close, but missed some information. The editor made some changes

Majofo

Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)

Majofo

I'm pretty sure that's covered in Chapter 44

TacoBello

Editor made changes

Majofo

That's Chapter 52

TacoBello

Sorry you don't decide what goes where. You're not the editor.

Majofo

Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)

Majofo

Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)

Majofo

Wore my slippahs without socks today #casualFriday
Bumped into the head of our HR, he said he wishes he could dress like me, only does so on the weekend
I suggested he read Split Open and Pummeled, changed my life

Majofo

Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.

Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a Gentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 26, Bros before Hos
Chapter 27, Loyalties before Royalties
Chapter 28, Move On Already!
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 31, Using your Fat Photos to Motivate you into Skinny Jeans (How to market your IG for your new fitspo lifestyle)
Chapter 32, How to live a low-carb lifestyle (Binging on Cauli Poutine covered with sugar-free Maple Syrup)
Chapter 33, How to Bulk (Getting in your Brotein while stretching out your TMJ - bonus knee pad recommendations)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 47, What you Drive is as Important as the Clothes you Wear (Using the Miata / Jizzmo to Get Ass)
Chapter 48: Taco Becomes Metro
Chapter 49, Haute Couture in the Cold Yukon Tundra (dEdmonton's Guide to Fashion)
Chapter 50, Ultra Luxe Lookbook for the Discerning Gentleman (How to look Gay AF like TacoBello from Acurazine)
Chapter 51, Shoes and Accessories 101 (Poor man's guide to Coach loafers, Gucci belts, and Burberry sunglasses)
Chapter 52, How to Bro Down
Chapter 53, How to Identify Toxic Individuals that give Automatik Respeks to Blacks
Chapter 54, How to Party through College and Still Graduate (Civil Engineering Track)
​​​​​​​Chapter 55, Editor-at-Large (How to Ghost Edit "your" Publication)
Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
C​​​​​hapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi

kurtatx

Speaking of Audi, someone hit my car in the parking garage and didn't leave a note

Bad enough to file an insurance claim

Yumcha

Damn, man...sorry to hear that.

What a way to end the week.

kurtatx

yeah. It's all cosmetic but it's enough to file a claim. It's weird because the paint doesn't show it well but there is clearly a big scrape where the bumper of another car hit mine. No note left behind. Hit the rear driver side door and the quarter panel behind it.

I guess that's why we have insurance.

cu2wagon

That's also why we have ass whoopins.

Gutless wonder.

thoiboi

kurtatx

wouldn't have caught it. It would have had to have been someone in the spot next to mine. The spot next to mine was empty when I got to work and when I left.

It's just kind of deflating because I just feel so vain.

I never know with damn paint issues and there's a pretty nasty ding, too. Inspection Monday

Majofo

Kurt == Rafael Edward Cruz FFS

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Wouldn't the proverbial ass to whoop still have to be present for that to occur?
I don't get this alpha thing. I guess reading the book once wasn't enough.

TacoBello

TacoBello