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Old 11-15-2018, 09:55 PM
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Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.

Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya
Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For​​​​​​​
C​​​​​hapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
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You need to bold the new chapters!!!
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it wasn't part of the original business plan, how do you expect him to know that?!!
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Wait...there's no Chap. 69?
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LOL...
Chapter 69: Yumcha's Soreness and Belches
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And itches.
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itches get scratches?
itches get stitches?
fuck itches, get money?
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Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.

Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya

Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
C​​​​​hapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
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Old 11-15-2018, 11:03 PM
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You are a scholar and a gentleman
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
LOL...
Chapter 69: Yumcha's Soreness and Belches
FFS Kurt
Take your man home
He's high on salts
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Damn... Diddy's baby mama Kim Porter dead
He just had a blowout bday party too

She was only 47
They have twin girls and a son together
She also has a son from a former relationship

Cause of death, cardiac arrest
She had pneumonia for weeks

I'm tellin y'all
Pneumonia been taking all the young and healthy
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that's what got my acquaintance the other year, i had just met dude and the next he gone
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Lord...
I have never had allergies and post nasal drip like I have this year...
there's something in the air & water.
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It's the government, man. Since Cheeto took office they've stopped spreading the mind control syrum in the airplane chemtrails and now they're spreading something to "Make America Great Again" aka, reduce the brown people population.

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Man's Runny nose turns out to be leaking brain fluid
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But I'm only partially brown! WTF!
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Irrruminatii
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Lord...
I have never had allergies and post nasal drip like I have this year...
there's something in the air & water.
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i think we are due for a taco-blow-up-rage-quit post, soon.
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i think we are due for a taco-blow-up-rage-quit post, soon.
Why you gotta be like that, crabman?
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but it's a b-e-a-u-tiful friday. - Kurt
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Fuck off Kurt, suck a bag of dicks!!! -Kurt's Mum
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Split Open and Pummeled
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.

Acknowledgements
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The Art of Luring Indigent Business Students Into Your Basement to Feed Yourself Through the Winter)
Chapter 13, Sucks to Suck (The Fine Art of Sucking Dick)
Chapter 14, I Have a Huge Cock
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 16, Starting a Respectable Robot Collection
. Infographic 16-34.50: Transforming Your Devastator
Chapter 17, How to Become Rich From Hive Mentality
Chapter 18, How to be a Pussy
Chapter 19, How to be a True Alpha
Chapter 20, Okay, I lied, How to be a True Beta
Chapter 21, I Wish I Was a Beta... Sucks Being a Cuck
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 25, MAF and Getting a GED
Chapter 29, Sneaking in the Backdoor (Letting Drizzy Drake Get up in Your Feelings)
Chapter 30, Pics or GTFO (How to Create a Fake Girlfriend Online)
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street
Chapter 36, X: Solving For
Chapter 37, X: Gonna Give It To Ya

Chapter 39, Using Maple Syrup for Salty Ass
Chapter 41, How to Read
Chapter 44, Dissecting the Mind; How to Psychoanalyze an Asshole on the Internet
Chapter 67, X: Still Looking For
C​​​​​hapter 68, The Circle Jerk
Chapter 69, Spoonfeeding
Chapter 70, Exploring Options
Chapter 71, Gaslighting, Grooming, and General Mind Games
Chapter 72, Bars, Nightlife, and Picking a Stud
Chapter 73, Optional Exploring
Chapter 74, Full on Cuckoldry
Epilogue, Purchased Audi
Chapter 42, How to make 20 loonies in 5 minutes (Tales of the glory hole)
Chapter 43, How to make 1 Million CAD / year ($300 USD / year)
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I’m just here for the pounding.
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Chapter 23, Women, the Downfall of Man (How to train a Tobey to Taco your Timbits)
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Chapter 24, S4 or Golf R? Cuck either way
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Chapter 24, Doggystyle - a Gentleman's Guide to banging a Hockey Mom and watching the Oilers loose at the same time
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Chapter 38, How to Relieve Upper Thigh Tension (Hot Tubbing and Saunaing with your Gym Bros)
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This book thing is played out
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Chapter 40, Being Tall Upstairs and Short Downstairs (Pubis Grooming Guide)
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Chapter 66, Why Everyone Treats Kurt like Shit
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Because Kurt doesn't have feelings and is a good sport like @rockstar143
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Looks like Kurt read Chapter 66
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Don't read Chapter 42 and 43.. it'll turn you off
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Looks like Kurt read Chapter 66
The Chapter frequently sites my favorite book: "How to not be a Tacobello: From the Gym to Poor Tobey"
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The unauthorized story of TacoBello from Acurazine
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Shit I better be getting some sort of loyalties from that book. I’m suing otherwise.

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