The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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iPhone XR.
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Someone got their V stolen out in Turlock, CA... about an hour ish away from me....
also so I am safe from the fires, it’s Smokey as helllllll though out here. Very Unhealthy air quality, never heard of Padadise California until the fire. My wife’s old teacher has a son who lives well lived out there, he lost everything. It’s sad....
also so I am safe from the fires, it’s Smokey as helllllll though out here. Very Unhealthy air quality, never heard of Padadise California until the fire. My wife’s old teacher has a son who lives well lived out there, he lost everything. It’s sad....
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Someone got their V stolen out in Turlock, CA... about an hour ish away from me....
also so I am safe from the fires, it’s Smokey as helllllll though out here. Very Unhealthy air quality, never heard of Padadise California until the fire. My wife’s old teacher has a son who lives well lived out there, he lost everything. It’s sad....
also so I am safe from the fires, it’s Smokey as helllllll though out here. Very Unhealthy air quality, never heard of Padadise California until the fire. My wife’s old teacher has a son who lives well lived out there, he lost everything. It’s sad....
Didn't that happen last year? That's what ya get for living in Caliburnia!!!
Sad about that son though...
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Ah. An iPhone.
All I could think about was a Toyota Matrix XR.
All I could think about was a Toyota Matrix XR.
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I thought the same thing...
i was like, the bus has to be better than a damn matrix!
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can you tie it in a knot?
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can you throw it over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
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It's definitely not...
but again, if you aren't experiencing it you can't appreciate the gravity.
but again, if you aren't experiencing it you can't appreciate the gravity.
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Mystery meat is living with mystery mom in a motel that rents by the hour
Driving a Kia packed with shit, that badly needs a paint correction
and probably sucking dick to get by
I think I'd rather live in Cali, maybe
Driving a Kia packed with shit, that badly needs a paint correction
and probably sucking dick to get by
I think I'd rather live in Cali, maybe
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If you're lucky, it'll get caught in a fire on the way there
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Fucking ordered from Amazon last Friday, package was delayed due to the wild fire, I called bullshit on their end because it’s 135 miles away from us. Was supposed to be here Sunday. Then Monday, then Tuesday. Called and they issued me a $20 credit. Come to find out, they closed the distribution center in west Sacramento because of the smoke and ash. Should be opening back up today since our air quality is improving. So hope my package come tomorrow or later today.
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You should deliver them an ass whoopin for being late with your package
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Shiiet... 48 confirmed dead in Paradise, CA.
250 still missing.
250 still missing.
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Yeah, it's awful. I saw some BoostedJack-esque homes going up in flames too. Yikes.
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Kanye Dumb hired a private fire brigade for his block, apparently. Not that dumb on his part.
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It was just a bunch of dudes in Speedos, having a massive water fight out in the street...
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Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street.
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
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Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street.
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
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This sounds more and more like a guide to becoming an alpha...
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the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street.
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
the Tacobello from Acurazine definitive guide to becoming an Alpha.
Chapter 1, How to Write a Book
Chapter 2, How to Date Black Chix
Chapter 3, Electrical Conductivity of Materials
Chapter 4, A Table of Contents is Like a Business Plan for Your Book
Chapter 5, The Business Plan
Chapter 6, How to Effectively Rage Quit
Chapter 7, Crabman was Mean to Me
Chapter 8, Serving in the Military
Chapter 9, They're All Pink on the Inside
Chapter 10, Bankrupt
Chapter 11, +5HP
Chapter 12, How to Give a Helping Hand (The art of luring indigent business students into your basement to feed yourself through the winter)
Chapter 15, How to Drink Fine Spirits
Chapter 22, Poor Tobey
Chapter 34, It was Just a Bunch of Dudes in Speedos...
Chapter 35, ...Having a Massive Water Fight Out in the Street.
Chapter 68, The Circle Jerk
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I don't care who did it.. I'm blaming @Yumcha .. This isn't your first attempt too... so you're banned.. I'm telling
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I'm taking primary ghostwriter credit on this piece of shit after putting in this much effort (almost none).
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I dunno, you did a bunch of copy pasta. That counts for something.
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Mmmm pasta
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I don't care who did it.. I'm blaming @Yumcha .. This isn't your first attempt too... so you're banned.. I'm telling
sucker.
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