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Old 09-19-2018, 12:24 PM
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Just get some depends. No need for a bottle or a toilet.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
The average flaccid dick is 3.5 inches in circumference
The circumference of a 20 oz gatorage bottle is 4.5 inches
You could probably definitely fit your erect dick in it
Stop bullshittin
If I was not part of the study to lower the average, the number would be 34.50 inches in circumference instead.


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Old 09-19-2018, 12:24 PM
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@ the phrase, "rage-quit".


Makes me everytime I read it.
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Old 09-19-2018, 12:25 PM
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Time to go -ing. Arms today.
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Yummy is really going to check out someone's new viper.

No, that's not a code word either.
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I’m just here for the rage quitting.

FUCKYOUGUYSIFUCKINGHATEYOUQUITRUININGMYFUCKINGLIFE !!!
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You guys think J putting his dick in a vacuum right about now?
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Mom, I told you not to enter my room when I'm vacuuming!!!
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Isn’t that what vacuums are for?
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Poor Tobey.
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slow day at work
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I need to rage more.
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slow day at work
Well, work faster then, c(k)urt...FFS.
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Rear passenger tire has a two week leak. FFS
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And no, Maj is not my rear passenger. FFS
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Probably because Audi.
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I haven't been behind the wheel in a car for over a week.

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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Rear passenger tire has a two week leak. FFS
Hopefully it doesn't go into a third week
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too weak leek? .
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I get annoyed when my potato and leek soup is too weak on the leek too.. I like the flavor
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Yea, my girlfriend said the same.

Two week leaks may mean shes preggo.
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ladiboi's favorite soup is cockaleekie
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He likes it stronk
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New Audi A7 looks like total shit!

I rather try to stick my penis in a bottle.
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New job seems to be going gravy. I’m a bit scared though. They actually want me making decisions and running this place. I may have to resort to 3GR and get everyone’s opinion regarding anything I “decide”.

Also- the lady friend works here, too. Well, not here, here. But for the same organization.

she’s downtown, though. I’m far away. And her contract ends in December. I’m expecting that’s when she suggests we join bank accounts, or tells me about This great opportunity, helping out a Nigerian prince get all his money back.
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You guys think Kurt's husband makes fun of him too
Like.. you little bitch, you didn't bang any filipina ladibois?!?!
Definitely
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Hire her you beta
Move her into main office
Fuck all the time
Be alpha
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I once made that fatal decision, when I was a junior engineer. I started dating a girl I was on the same project with. She was offsite. But ended up moving to my site. Ok, all good.

Then she moved into my office. Ok, be careful, but still all good.

No, it was horrible. And doing anything at work was so off her mind, I would’ve been better off with a fleshlight.

never again. I wouldn’t touch anyone anywhere near my work with a 75 foot pole, ever again.
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Just spent 12 hours at work with this girl. Now trying to have a normal relationship outside of work. No thanks. Way too much time together. I was considering stabbing myself in the neck with scissors, as a way out.
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Should have told her you liked men.
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I’m the alpha of betas.
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I’m the alpha of betas.
Aka the betamax
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Old 09-19-2018, 03:05 PM
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Another new username for me!!!
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betamax is a robot that sux dix
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betamax is a robot that sux dix
You don't watch Bojack Horseman, do you?
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No Matt, we've gone over this. That's the vacuum cleaner.
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