The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
09-18-2018, 02:32 PM
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09-18-2018, 03:00 PM
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pretend those are fingers 
09-18-2018, 03:01 PM
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09-18-2018, 03:08 PM
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09-18-2018, 03:08 PM
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Only a buck and a half though.
09-18-2018, 03:42 PM
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And 20 oz of plastic
Unless your J.. prepare to bleed!!!
Unless your J.. prepare to bleed!!!
09-19-2018, 08:12 AM
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09-19-2018, 08:16 AM
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09-19-2018, 09:22 AM
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"Florida man"
09-19-2018, 09:28 AM
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09-19-2018, 09:29 AM
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FFS Kurt
09-19-2018, 09:34 AM
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cu2wagon (09-19-2018)
09-19-2018, 09:38 AM
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I wouldn't even want to know the logistics if that. Seems like there'd be plenty of yellow, everywhere. 
09-19-2018, 09:39 AM
#7498
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You guys think Kurt caught teh AIDS in the PI?
He hasn't said shit about his trip
Think he has like 3 wives and 6 kids he sends $20/mo to now.
Kurt's like UNICEF.. except he gives as much as he takes
Kurt's a giver, and a taker
He hasn't said shit about his trip
Think he has like 3 wives and 6 kids he sends $20/mo to now.
Kurt's like UNICEF.. except he gives as much as he takes
Kurt's a giver, and a taker
09-19-2018, 09:58 AM
#7500
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Yeah.. and how do you refill the kidneys?
Don't lie to us breh, some of us have watched movies about collage
Don't lie to us breh, some of us have watched movies about collage
09-19-2018, 10:02 AM
#7501
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I hate work trips, mang. There's just nothing to talk about. I went to work, did a little hiking on the weekend
09-19-2018, 10:12 AM
#7502
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Cheesus Crust Curt
You didn't get out at night
Snuggle up to some brown bunnies
Drink you ass off, eat exotic foods that gave you the shits
Should have known
Even Taco was out there getting the shits and drinking shitty beer
He even tried to get his dick sucked a few times
You didn't get out at night
Snuggle up to some brown bunnies
Drink you ass off, eat exotic foods that gave you the shits
Should have known
Even Taco was out there getting the shits and drinking shitty beer
He even tried to get his dick sucked a few times
09-19-2018, 10:20 AM
#7504
nature called while circling and omg, I couldn't pull over. absolutely no spots to pull over while waiting for parking.
luckily I had an empty water bottle.. unfortunately, the mouth of the water bottle is super small. whatever, I made that shit work while clutching in and out slowing moving through traffic. Cops were even directing traffic at intersections, OMG the scariest shit ever...trying to hide my dick in a water bottle with a cop directing traffic at my passenger window.
and of course while all this is happening, parents and kids are walking past my car...
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09-19-2018, 10:24 AM
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Cheesus Crust Curt
You didn't get out at night
Snuggle up to some brown bunnies
Drink you ass off, eat exotic foods that gave you the shits
Should have known
Even Taco was out there getting the shits and drinking shitty beer
He even tried to get his dick sucked a few times
You didn't get out at night
Snuggle up to some brown bunnies
Drink you ass off, eat exotic foods that gave you the shits
Should have known
Even Taco was out there getting the shits and drinking shitty beer
He even tried to get his dick sucked a few times
Ask the inventors. They’ll tell you all the micro brewed, high alcohol content, names you never heard of, is the beverage of cucks.
I dont make the rules. I’m just re-conveying them.
09-19-2018, 10:24 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:25 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:26 AM
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That's 240 bucks a year!!!
they must be living like Kings over there!!!
09-19-2018, 10:27 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:27 AM
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was looking at expanding his operations to Southeast Asia... Then realized too many ladibois to compete with. Came back empty handed
09-19-2018, 10:27 AM
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FFS Kurt.
09-19-2018, 10:28 AM
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Brother!!!
09-19-2018, 10:31 AM
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Ain’t no one paying Kurt to travel 5000 miles to further hone his skillz.
What do you do for work, Kurt?!?
Shoulda took wifey with you and made a trip out of it.
What do you do for work, Kurt?!?
Shoulda took wifey with you and made a trip out of it.
09-19-2018, 10:31 AM
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Last time I was in Florida was for Discovery's last launch
It's a fucking parking lot from the Cape to Orlando afterwards
After 2 hours and moving like 3 miles.. I had to piss.
Couldn't pull off the road because fucking cars everywhere
Assholes probably wouldn't let me get back on and shit
I'm like fuck it.
Had a 16 or 20 oz can of monster energy drink or some shit.
I cut the top of the can open and then started filling up
Well.. I had to piss real bad.. wasn't long before I filled the can all the way up.
Said fuck it.. just flailed my dick around and pissed on everyone.
Pissed on my wife, pissed on the kids, pissed on the car next to me.
Next time you're in a jam, just let it flow. -Majofo
It's a fucking parking lot from the Cape to Orlando afterwards
After 2 hours and moving like 3 miles.. I had to piss.
Couldn't pull off the road because fucking cars everywhere
Assholes probably wouldn't let me get back on and shit
I'm like fuck it.
Had a 16 or 20 oz can of monster energy drink or some shit.
I cut the top of the can open and then started filling up
Well.. I had to piss real bad.. wasn't long before I filled the can all the way up.
Said fuck it.. just flailed my dick around and pissed on everyone.
Pissed on my wife, pissed on the kids, pissed on the car next to me.
Next time you're in a jam, just let it flow. -Majofo
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09-19-2018, 10:32 AM
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Bruh..he's self employed.. you think he works for the Man?! Not for this shit.. he's an entrepreneur 
Entre = enter
Preneur = your butthole
Entre = enter
Preneur = your butthole
09-19-2018, 10:35 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:39 AM
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09-19-2018, 10:43 AM
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Damn. That's a tricky situation... Do you refrain from beating them afterwards because you don't want to get your own piss on you or do you just go all in wailing on them because they're filthy animals covered in piss?
09-19-2018, 10:43 AM
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bro, you dont even understand....i stuffed my dick into the tiniest fucking hole... and the funny thing about fluid dynamics and no vent for air to escape....
pissed all over my shorts and shit...walking through the zoo like...it's just water guise (yeah right)
pissed all over my shorts and shit...walking through the zoo like...it's just water guise (yeah right)
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09-19-2018, 10:45 AM
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sure you did...