The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
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#5044
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I don't pay fool.. you pay..
Why don't you just be like Taco and Kurt and spread some peanut butter on your ass
Get you a white looking dog with a slave name like Tobey
Let Tobey eat yo ass
Why don't you just be like Taco and Kurt and spread some peanut butter on your ass
Get you a white looking dog with a slave name like Tobey
Let Tobey eat yo ass
Last edited by Majofo; 08-08-2018 at 05:02 PM. Reason: Poor Tobey
#5048
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A girl like that usually has a beau in every port
Also, who takin that pic
And why does she have her sarong in her hand
Is she a model or faking the funk for the gram
I hope it's gravy
Get them skins, but don't turn into a Drake
Acting all alpha like he only love his mama, when he like... Keke, do you love me????... shiett.
#5049
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hahahahaha.. who knows, mang. She was apparently in something serious back when she was doing her masters in the UK. Apparently things didn't work out. Claims to have been a bit slow getting back into the game, especially once she moved here.
But honestly, who knows. You might be right. It wouldn't be that far fetched, to be honest.
I'm generally the type to really start questioning someone's actions as soon as I get a sense something isn't right. I haven't felt that here. She seems genuine. But for all I know, she could be in Van right now getting freaky with half the city. And she might be good at hiding it all.
But honestly, who knows. You might be right. It wouldn't be that far fetched, to be honest.
I'm generally the type to really start questioning someone's actions as soon as I get a sense something isn't right. I haven't felt that here. She seems genuine. But for all I know, she could be in Van right now getting freaky with half the city. And she might be good at hiding it all.
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and as such, I'm proposing to her the day she comes back and signing over half of everything I own. That'll lock her down!!
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#5052
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I don't mean she a freak ho
Age and status usually the type to like adoration and games
Otherwise someone along the way would have put a ring on it
If she's genuine, that'd be mad cool
Just be on the lookout
That fresh off the beach pic tho
Get it Taco
High stick her like hockey mom
Age and status usually the type to like adoration and games
Otherwise someone along the way would have put a ring on it
If she's genuine, that'd be mad cool
Just be on the lookout
That fresh off the beach pic tho
Get it Taco
High stick her like hockey mom
#5054
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Any other words of wisdom?
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#5055
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Here's one for you
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
ladiboi has both
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina
ladiboi has both
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That made me chuckle sensibly.
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"Ducks will die if they drink poisoned water."
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DeerMeat holding it down with shit that makes sense in his head but sounds kinda DeerMeaty when said aloud.
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I appreciate the words, Maj. Gonna keep 6 on dis. One thing I've learned is to always remember to look out for myself... Because ain't nobody else gonna do it for me.
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And on that note, er... uh.. Fuck you guys. Yeah, that's it. Gonna go toss the ol' pigskin and eat rare steaks and drink beer. Manly shit. Beta in disguise shit. Fuck you guys. Next level, 99%, shit's lit for real, fam. Shit you've never even heard of before. I'm out.
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#5066
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Just when you think you understand the mysteries of the universe. The camera pans out of the black pit and it's your mouth receiving all new members. The camera then lunges forward entering the black hole only to realize the origins of the black hole was a 23.5 mile wormhole connecting to an even bigger black hole, which is your anus. An abyss with no boundary or orderly design. You then realize there's a line of dudes with no rational measure (x, an unmeasurable singularity that has no beginning or end) that are waiting for their turn to explore your depths.
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So basically Canada if it was Florida.
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oh snap.. for realsies?! did you just stalk me on LinkedIn in private mode.. that's my shtick!
Poor people who can't afford to get married
I was going to insert some joke about divorce but I didn't want to be too much of a dick
I was going to insert some joke about divorce but I didn't want to be too much of a dick
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Interview went decently well.. Basically confirmed the fact that I needed to leave my current gig due to not being able to grow here anymore. It sounded promising and I should be hearing back soon
#5072
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You get a divorce!!
and you get a divorce!!
and you get a divorce!!!
everyone gets divorces!!!
and you get a divorce!!
and you get a divorce!!!
everyone gets divorces!!!
#5073
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Wait, so you went in for an interview to suck dick and didn't get the job right on the spot? Thoi, you slipping. Come over and let's freshen up those skills
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I may have to take you up on that.. I wasn't as experienced as I thought I was
They said I should take up an internship with some dude in an Igloo in 'Berta that's the National diccsuckin' expert up there.. do you know him?
They said I should take up an internship with some dude in an Igloo in 'Berta that's the National diccsuckin' expert up there.. do you know him?
#5075
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#5076
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ladiboi fell for the inferiority ploy
They made him question his skills
Now they gonna pay you less
Make you work more (their work)
Rookie
They made him question his skills
Now they gonna pay you less
Make you work more (their work)
Rookie
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Then I'll make them write in a clause stating that a merit-based increase of XX% once I prove myself at the level in 6 months.
I only know what I know, i'm not going to BS them. Still gotta negotiate for the right price.
I only know what I know, i'm not going to BS them. Still gotta negotiate for the right price.
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Vin DIesel approved