The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
10-12-2018, 02:53 PM
#9041
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I bet Tobey didn't either
Poor Tobey.
Poor Tobey.
10-12-2018, 02:58 PM
#9042
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Remember when J came in here and was like sup...
and I posted a gif of !him sucking dick...
then he ghosted us again...
and I posted a gif of !him sucking dick...
then he ghosted us again...
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10-12-2018, 03:22 PM
#9043
Azine Jabroni
But I doubt that would happen.
10-12-2018, 03:40 PM
#9044
Team Owner
Toby was relegated to sleeping on his bed last night. My bed was full. Poore Tobias.
10-12-2018, 03:42 PM
#9045
Azine Jabroni
I have a strict "no dogs in human bed" rule. I'm allergic.
10-12-2018, 03:51 PM
#9046
Team Owner
I snuggle the shit out of my dog. And I don't care what people think of it. The GF gets pissed about it and I'm like "look, he was here waaaaay before you were... We are a package deal"
Plus, he sleeps on top of the covers, not under them. And I'm sure his germs are everywhere anyway. So what difference does it make.
Poore Tobias
Plus, he sleeps on top of the covers, not under them. And I'm sure his germs are everywhere anyway. So what difference does it make.
Poore Tobias
10-12-2018, 04:00 PM
#9047
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
"snuggle"
I bet you give Tobey a bone too for being such a good boy..
I bet you give Tobey a bone too for being such a good boy..
10-12-2018, 04:00 PM
#9048
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
FFS Kurt
How are you still alive?
How are you still alive?
10-12-2018, 04:05 PM
#9050
Azine Jabroni
10-12-2018, 04:08 PM
#9052
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
Just like those 'contact highs' them youngin's been doing
Smells like trouble.
Smells like trouble.
10-12-2018, 04:12 PM
#9053
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Are you suggesting Kurt sniffs his dog's farts to get high?
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kurtatx (10-13-2018)
10-12-2018, 04:15 PM
#9054
Team Owner
My dog is broken. And I swear it's not my fault. He won't eat any dog treats. Nothing at all. He used to devour them. Now he just takes his treat. Drops it. Sniffs it. Looks at it. And walks away. What kinda dog does that ?!
10-12-2018, 04:20 PM
#9055
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Your girl is feeding him steak and you've been feeding him jerky
10-12-2018, 04:21 PM
#9056
Team Owner
Who doesn't like jerky?!
10-12-2018, 04:21 PM
#9057
Team Owner
Fuck I want some now 
10-12-2018, 04:49 PM
#9059
Senior Moderator
Sup. Been called into the mothership for all-day meetings with the CIO today. I didn't get fired. 
10-12-2018, 04:55 PM
#9060
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
10-12-2018, 05:14 PM
#9061
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter
10-13-2018, 11:58 AM
#9062
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Damn. Had a quick trip out of town this week. Sat at the airport waiting on "maintenance" and then "an issue with the fueling" for a nearly 3 hour delay getting out.
But got comped a $100 SWA voucher. So that's nice.
And then managed to book ass to the airport coming back and got on a flight 6 hours earlier than expected. So that was nice.
And the flight maid didn't charge me for my Wild Turkey either. So that was nice.
But walking off the plane in Houston... That was not so nice.
Balls immediately stuck to leg.
But is cooler today and after nap time, I hope I can go play outside. So that will be nice.
Everything is nice.
Nice.
10-13-2018, 12:30 PM
#9063
Team Owner
I remember writing an “and then” story when I was in grade 3.
10-13-2018, 12:36 PM
#9064
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
and then
10-13-2018, 01:04 PM
#9065
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Well, after grade 3 in Canadia, I imagine Taco started getting turnt out by the local maple syrup dealer. Letting any moose with 15 timbits have a go at Taco's poutine hole.
10-13-2018, 01:16 PM
#9067
Team Owner
It was a wondrous time in my life.
10-13-2018, 02:29 PM
#9068
Senior Moderator
And den...?
10-13-2018, 02:59 PM
#9069
Team Owner
I don't remember
10-13-2018, 03:03 PM
#9070
Senior Moderator
And den...?
10-13-2018, 03:03 PM
#9071
Team Owner
I don't remember!!
10-13-2018, 03:06 PM
#9072
Senior Moderator
And den...? 
10-13-2018, 08:38 PM
#9073
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
A moose is one of the tallest mammals in existence
Yet has a minuscule penis compared to lesser mammals
A horse's penis is 10x bigger than a moose's penis
This phenomenon is even observed within species
Like humans
Yet has a minuscule penis compared to lesser mammals
A horse's penis is 10x bigger than a moose's penis
This phenomenon is even observed within species
Like humans
10-13-2018, 08:56 PM
#9074
Senior Moderator
Suite. The S5 is on a boat. Just like me. Arriving to Norf Amerika. 
10-13-2018, 09:17 PM
#9076
Azine Jabroni
10-13-2018, 09:25 PM
#9077
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I find it hilarious that Yummy bought a whip that he won't even be able to drive until next year.
10-13-2018, 09:35 PM
#9078
Senior Moderator
ETA is Nov. 22 to Halifax. So, let's say we give it a couple of weeks, that'll put us into early December...I'll see if I can rent some huskies to pull the car out.
10-13-2018, 09:42 PM
#9079
Azine Jabroni
Isn't it his wife's whip?
Wait, is H whipped?
Wait, is H whipped?