PMing taco and maybe we can carpool from the airport to your place. Still got your address

 

hot dogs.... mmmmmmm

 

My old address. I keep it safe.

 

I take 'em Costco size, no less!

 

Jiro Joe Dreams of Sushi Hot Dogs

 

sushi hot dogs..

It's called musubi.. and it's effing delicious.. and I do dream of it.

 

spam!

 

Polish 2 for 1's.

 

Seriously though, having Kirkland beef hot dogs as we speak, cause someone's gotta eat and these taco and sausage gif made me hungry.

 

You guys suck down Costco's hot dog? Disgusting..

For serious tho.. had a costco polish dog 20 years ago.. got bad food poisoning..
I have never eaten a hot dog from Costco since, or any other cart where the dogs sit in warm water.

 

Missing out. How am I supposed to appease my hunger as well as my rage for humanity after shopping at Costco if I don't a hot dog in the most angrily possible way?

Fucking Costco is like the cesspool of idiot shoppers, I often "accidentally" walk my cart in the ankles of retards over there when they fuck around in front of me. It's hilarious, makes my day instantly better and as long as you apologize and look clueless, people genuinely believe it was an accident.

 

How about those doggers that sit there rolling back and forth on the medieval torture cookers at 7-11 (or Allsups, or whatever) all day, every day, for possibly years on end? Just glistening in their own rendered fat...

<-- that's pretty much what they look like.

Every decade or so, I'll get one of those just for old times sake :rollupadoooooooobieandinjectitinmynuts: .

And regret it.

 

brah.. on rollers.. all day every day.. Mmmm... my ass!

 

Can't go to 7-11 without emptying their taquitos.

 

I love Costco polish dogs.. Read: Taco's hot dog

 

I don't frequent hot dog stands.. last one I had was at Fenway.. sausage and peppers on a bun.. fucking delicious!!

 

Chicago dogs are bomb, those hot peppers are delicious

 

Do you... "pat" it?

 

Only when it behaves.. If not, I spanky it

 

I was waiting for that.

 

hot dogs are just a bunch of lips and assholes pressed together you know that right?

 

for reall?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!?!?

 

Why else would I buy them??!

 

Good luck on your interview jeffuckboi you're going to need it...

 

so knowing this, why do you guys still eat them

​​​​​​​Thats so fucking gross


Im going through behavioral questions right now, FML I HATE those ones

 

Oh aren't you the judgemental judy today

 

America, fuck joe!

 

You make it sound like they're not edible. Clearly they are, and they're delicious.

 

In Europe, going commando is called going American! because freedom!

 

Nothing is more American than me!

 

 

Prepare mirror hangers, drill holes, yadda yadda to install big ass mirror called "TITAN".




Once I flip it and about to put it on the wall , I realize the thing is fucking chipped. I can't even put that shit in my car FFS.

 

plastidip it

 

Prob just gonna use filler and satin black krylon paint I have here, but still. Bleh!

 

You are more American than apple pie and Soul Train? Baseball, nickel plated nines and cocaine?

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Love a good ol' fashioned smokie.


And yes, I know the meat in those are not exactly quality...

 

I'm gonna say Kid Rock!

 

Ill Bill

 

must be from the 90's

 

Sitting up in my hotel room... been awake since 2 AM...damn LA traffic the explorer handled the trip like a champ only had to fill up once, and I was pushing it through the grapevine.