you're wearing sweat pants and we still can't tell

 

To whom it may concern,

I am significantly amused by how this thread gets every few months. It provides a pleasant reminder that my wife is not, in fact, cheating on me with a pedo, and that no matter how difficult things seem within our family, I'm fortunate that it's *only* my family living under my roof.

Thank you for your service,
cul0

 

Ain’t nobody concerned about that!

 

And how come no one has asked for pics of the wife?


Ramblings has lost its edge.

 

they all look the same

 

we’re here to provide the public service that is perspective.

 

looks like OP hasn't been on since October of 2020....hopefully everything ok IRL....

 

On the inside?


That’s sick man.


Ed Gein approves though.

 

OP - Pics or it didn't happen then

 

watchu talkin..? he was on yesterday

 

That's because we violated him more than his wife did.

 

I had such a good slam dunk to that alley-oop
but I am not touching the kids

 

Well, that means his wife has no interest in you then.

 

Casey Anderson still single?

 

Who? I hope you meant Casey Anthony...

 

This guy?

 

Pretty sure he meant who he said.

 

I'm famous for misheard lyrics.

 

I'm glad the amusement you are experiencing has some significance.

 

you're not really glad. I can tell.

 

Hey @cu2wagon just checking in to make sure you and your wife are still good?

 

For the most part. We got into a big argument last month but she didn't go fuck a pedo or anything... So I guess it's all good.

 

So in the grand scheme of things, it wasn't that big after all

Put that seat down next time or she may make good on her threats!

 

I put the seat down at home.

 

I've taken to performing my bathroom functions out in the backyard. Just to be safe.

 

I used to pee in milk jugs.
Not sure why.

 

You'd fit right in if you ever decided to move to Utah.

 

Can't, my sister moved to Switzerland in 2008.
I'd have to look for a new wife.

 

That'd be pretty easy if you moved to Utah.

 

Want to come with?

 

Where you go, I go.

 

I'm a raging alcoholic. I can't exist with only soda pop and ice cream. Utah is no bueno for me.

 

Which is a shame because it's got beautiful scenery.

 

But also a lot of pedos, evidently... Soooo....

 

but your wife left you anyway..


so maybe it was something else ...

 

 

You could probably get a much larger lot in Utah for the same money as South Florida; shit box parking everywhere.

 

yeah and that totally didn't work out in my favor
seat down is life.

 

I get ya bro. I'm pretty much a femboy so I seat down too.

Also, Utah. From my experience with people from Utah. Yeah, just, don't. Unless you want to run your own cult or something...

 

Lowkey praise the lord