Why I Left My Fat Wife
02-22-2009, 01:41 PM
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אני עומד עם ישראל
LoL to enhance their look I assume. If you are a pretty girl with fat friends you just made yourself look outstanding.
02-22-2009, 02:24 PM
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Awww..Poor "lil" squirrel...him not getting up in dem guts deep enough?....
Now, from what I remember, you actually have a big wife right? And you say that he is doing it wrong if his dick can get sore in the pussy and a big girl is on top? Hahahaha...noooooo...YOU are doing it wrong, or not enough, or as Lil' Kim would say:
"You can't work the middle, cuz your thing too little"
Dude, whether I am on top or bottom, I work out. You see squirrel, this is just another one of those areas where you are just not qualified to speak on. This isn't about "bacoooonnnn" or "what am I doing today" or "quick, pull my finger" like you usually play with your other lil friends JediMindTrick and Stogie...noooo lil squirrel! This is about fucking! But I bet you think you do know because you have a kid or two right? Wrong! Busting a nut has nothing to do with pleasing the "puzze`"!!
You see lil squirrel, because of the constant grinding, gyrating and moving back and forth of your wife while she is on top, guess what lil squirrel...your dick actually moves in the pussy and takes a beating!! Its just one we put up with to get that pleasure in lil squirrel, but yeah, it takes a pounding, especially if you have "tonnage" on top like you should have, or would have...Sounds like judging from your comments, you don't have the "size" to take a "seismographic" reading...
But hey, you are obviously not going anywhere for a while lil squirrel, so why don't you take some days and nights off of "here"...and get in some "nut harvesting" with the ol wifey? Whaddaya say? After all...like your avatar indicates...aren't you just a lil squirrel trying to get a nut?...
Now, from what I remember, you actually have a big wife right? And you say that he is doing it wrong if his dick can get sore in the pussy and a big girl is on top? Hahahaha...noooooo...YOU are doing it wrong, or not enough, or as Lil' Kim would say:
"You can't work the middle, cuz your thing too little"
Dude, whether I am on top or bottom, I work out. You see squirrel, this is just another one of those areas where you are just not qualified to speak on. This isn't about "bacoooonnnn" or "what am I doing today" or "quick, pull my finger" like you usually play with your other lil friends JediMindTrick and Stogie...noooo lil squirrel! This is about fucking! But I bet you think you do know because you have a kid or two right? Wrong! Busting a nut has nothing to do with pleasing the "puzze`"!!
You see lil squirrel, because of the constant grinding, gyrating and moving back and forth of your wife while she is on top, guess what lil squirrel...your dick actually moves in the pussy and takes a beating!! Its just one we put up with to get that pleasure in lil squirrel, but yeah, it takes a pounding, especially if you have "tonnage" on top like you should have, or would have...Sounds like judging from your comments, you don't have the "size" to take a "seismographic" reading...
But hey, you are obviously not going anywhere for a while lil squirrel, so why don't you take some days and nights off of "here"...and get in some "nut harvesting" with the ol wifey? Whaddaya say? After all...like your avatar indicates...aren't you just a lil squirrel trying to get a nut?...
No, my wife is not obese. She gained some weight after having two children but has taken it off and is now a petite 120 pounds at 5'2" tall and wears size 4 jeans. So she's not model thin, but she's far from "big".
To clarify, if your pole is actually supporting weight in the woman on top position, then you are not fucking her. She is sitting on your dick.
Now why don't you run off and choke on a huge cock, and don't forget to lick the balls first.
02-22-2009, 03:45 PM
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