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Old 04-21-2010, 11:23 PM
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and wow. I'm post 1000. Win for me! Fail for Billy that he's 1000 deep in pwn though.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:23 PM
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I like your style kid. You take the troll and ill take the babe, sound good?
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
You should PM gmfullsize, he likes black cock in the pooper.

gmfullsize is actually my boy colon powell
he knows all about my "probe"

me n him work on each others probes together on the weekends
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and wow. I'm post 1000. Win for me! Fail for Billy that he's 1000 deep in pwn though.
Fail 1001
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:25 PM
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no sir... I double posted. the first is the 1000th :-D
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I was linked here from carolinahuddle. This thread has entertained me for over an hour.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
gmfullsize is actually my boy colon powell
he knows all about my "probe"

me n him work on each others probes together on the weekends
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:27 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
gmfullsize is actually my boy colon powell
he knows all about my "probe"

me n him work on each others probes together on the weekends
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:29 PM
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that is an insult to jabba and will not be tolerated!!!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
I don't really care if you belive me or not, but here is a picture.

Originally Posted by Whiskers
Yeah, wrong Billy....CYA...

Originally Posted by Billy's Girlfriend
Well, I was going out with a bouncer name Billy, and he does own an Acura.

If you guys are sure that that isn't Billy, then I'm in trouble. I left a pretty nasty voicemail to him.

ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T HIM?????

I'm so embarrassed!

Originally Posted by remikinz
HAHAHAHAH 2 fails in one???

by similar descriptions.

I'm enjoying the digressions in this thread, too!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:30 PM
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This would be... incredible if it reached meme status. I mean we've already got a few billy inspired pics to spread around. GO GO GO GO GO!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Silentronin
This would be... incredible if it reached meme status. I mean we've already got a few billy inspired pics to spread around. GO GO GO GO GO!
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:35 PM
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Where the hell is "Billy the Irresponsible"?
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:36 PM
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Where the hell is "Billy the Irresponsible"?
sodomizing himself with a bronzed cactus if we are lucky
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:46 PM
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OK, this one I do not believe. Post a pic of you with your "boyfriend" and a stick of butter and I may believe you, but otherwise no way Jose.
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:47 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:55 PM
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^^^^ hahahahahah. this thread is going strong
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Old 04-21-2010, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by gmfullsize
Precisely, your girl wanted a ride back from the bar but I didn't expect her to hang around.
please dont leave
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:10 AM
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The new user names are excellent.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:16 AM
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:17 AM
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billy, here's laughing at you from okc's minitrucking community!!!!
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:17 AM
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I am enjoying this thread tremendously.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by billygotpowned
billy, here's laughing at you from okc's minitrucking community!!!!
BWahahaha Billy, not only is ALL OF ETHIOPIA laughing at you, but now okc's minitrucking community is too!

You are a sad sad clown...


You know that "Smile Now, Cry Later" tattoo you got on your ankle? It's Later.
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:21 AM
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holy hell this is hilarious

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Old 04-22-2010, 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by barack hussein obama
Lmao!!!
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:28 AM
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bwah ha ha, Billy, grow the hell up. from one 25 yr old with an 8 month old to another. yeah, life sucks when you cant buy shit for "your" car. you should really be thankful for what you do have, or at least had, if you hadn't fucked up this bad.........

and to the guy and his thing about us canucks and us spelling cheque cheque, i feel the same, every time i see check referring to cheque, i feel like burning it too :P
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:36 AM
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Being that this went green on Fark.com, I suspect this thread is about to go critical mass. You've made the big-time, boys!

Oh, and Ballsack Conundrum -



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Yo Bill im happy for you and imma let you finish, but my balls stuck in a chair was the best internet thread of all time
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:42 AM
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For whoever doesn't know about it (I didn't), google "ballsack conundrum" and follow the link to fark.com
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This thread has now gained the attention of a forum about Chevy trucks, z71tahoe-suburban.com. The OPs fail knows no internet bounds.

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Old 04-22-2010, 12:46 AM
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lol i swear i'm gonna start making billy t-shirts and make a fortune.
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Originally Posted by z71tahoe-suburban(dot)com
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Wait, a minute later!
1037 (26 members and 1011 guests)
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Old 04-22-2010, 12:51 AM
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Its official, we just hit Fark.
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
Its official, we just hit Fark.
That explains why were now up to 1602:
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this was on fark.com lol
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Btw...since this -is- an Acura board, why is the OP so worked up about an Acura? I mean, it is -only- an Acura!

I mean, if you're gonna get worked up about a car...why not a real car:



Priorities, man!
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Originally Posted by z71tahoe-suburban(dot)com
That explains why were now up to 1602:
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Holy shit thats alot of people!!
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Originally Posted by The Slatted Chair
Btw...since this -is- an Acura board, why is the OP so worked up about an Acura? I mean, it is -only- an Acura!

I mean, if you're gonna get worked up about a car...why not a real car:



Priorities, man!
Ghaaaa!

Please learn to resize images...
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Doh, no edit. Camaro5 boards resize the images!
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