Dating & Relationships Love sucks. Now you can cry about it…

It is becoming harder and harder to find a girl with NO TATTOOS.

Thread Tools
 
Old 01-17-2015, 01:32 AM
  #681  
Three Wheelin'
 
aomechmarine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,601
Received 86 Likes on 81 Posts
??? I said there are different shops - we still ALL go to the same basic A school in Pensacola and then branch off to different "C" schools. What happened to "B" school? I don't know. I am a fully qual'd Ordie - All you need is your Explosives Handler physical, and then you get your Explosive Handlers Card. Im actually re-upping it this month. Its slightly different now tho, the card is also Explosive Driver as well. I had both formal training and authorization, still do. You have to touch Ordnance every few months or your quals expire. They also expire every few years anyway.

Never heard of a battle flexible deck. I believe you are talking about O level functions. My MOS code is 6541 - look it up, it'll say I'm I level.
I level repairs and fixes, and does the bulk of Preventative Maintenance on the Ordie stuff. I'm "technically" a mechanic/technician. Although most of the first couple years I was chained to a desk.

That might explain how I was part of a "more elite" part of Ordnance. not trying to brag, but I'm pretty smart. Worked against me. Ended up doing extra training and extra schooling, especially with paperwork. I hated it.

The paperwork job I was talking about? I would "build bombs" on paper, account for any and all munitions, rounds, peripherals. Order up what squadrons were using, keep track etc. Picked up one of my other MOS's - ASRS - Ammunition Stock Recording Specialist. I don't know the MOS code off hand, im sure it pops up on google tho. I worked directly with the Munitions shop, They ordered the stuff they were gonna use through me. So when I finished doing the bitchwork I hated, I'd always volunteer to stay longer and get my hands dirty so I at least felt like an average Marine instead of a desk jockey.

Last edited by aomechmarine; 01-17-2015 at 01:40 AM.
aomechmarine is offline  
Old 01-17-2015, 02:03 AM
  #682  
Three Wheelin'
 
aomechmarine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,601
Received 86 Likes on 81 Posts
When I was doing ASRS I worked with every service - Army, Navy, Air force, even Coast Guard. I'm pretty sure most O-level guys don't even know that job exists.

I can actually do the same job on the ground side and work as a "bullet counter" - that's what the Army guys were - MOS 89A.

My job requires a secret clearance so I can answer MOST of your questions - but some things I can neither confirm nor deny...

F-16 was my first BASIC specialization. I've since picked up a a crap ton. Ordnance is weird like that. You can pick up all kinds of quals, clearances, or permissions - its all need to know - QASO's, CDI's, Team Leaders, those are actual bomb builders. Have a couple of those. Then a crap ton of deskwork quals - Production Control(PC), ASRS, IMRL (Inventory management) Then I also picked up a lot of random jobs that have nothing to do with my original MOS.

I worked mostly on/closer to/relating to flightlines tho, not flightdecks. F-35's, JSF, F-18 is actually what I know the most.
Camp Pendleton is home to the ordnance "experimental weapons" division
aomechmarine is offline  
Old 01-17-2015, 02:19 AM
  #683  
Three Wheelin'
 
aomechmarine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,601
Received 86 Likes on 81 Posts
CIA Ordnance Specialist

https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportun...pecialist.html


Future job opportunities. I know a few people who left the military to work for "contractors" and they're making 6 figures. I basically hate this shit tho. I just love being a Marine

Last edited by aomechmarine; 01-17-2015 at 02:21 AM.
aomechmarine is offline  
Old 01-17-2015, 07:34 PM
  #684  
GEEZER
 
1killercls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Dunedin, Fla.
Posts: 44,441
Received 2,214 Likes on 1,418 Posts
Oh fuck...He is in Floriduh.
1killercls is offline  
Old 01-17-2015, 07:35 PM
  #685  
GEEZER
 
1killercls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Dunedin, Fla.
Posts: 44,441
Received 2,214 Likes on 1,418 Posts
fuck all that...Is the fucking chrome off yet?
1killercls is offline  
The following 2 users liked this post by 1killercls:
2012wagon (01-19-2015), 97BlackAckCL (01-17-2015)
Old 01-17-2015, 07:50 PM
  #686  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,265 Likes on 11,974 Posts
justnspace is offline  
Old 01-17-2015, 09:09 PM
  #687  
Senior Moderator
 
Ken1997TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Better Neighborhood, Arizona
Posts: 45,641
Received 2,329 Likes on 1,309 Posts
Ken1997TL is offline  
Old 01-17-2015, 09:11 PM
  #688  
Senior Moderator
 
Ken1997TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Better Neighborhood, Arizona
Posts: 45,641
Received 2,329 Likes on 1,309 Posts
Originally Posted by 1killercls
fuck all that...Is the fucking chrome off yet?
Doubtful


Ken1997TL is offline  
The following users liked this post:
1killercls (01-19-2015)
Old 01-17-2015, 09:13 PM
  #689  
Senior Moderator
 
oo7spy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,897
Received 7,247 Likes on 4,858 Posts
Dude, don't sweat it. You have provided more evidence of your service than XLR8R ever has. Even if he did serve, how long ago was that? He's an old fart with old experience. He is probably too tired from getting up to pee 4 times a night to realize things change in a decade or two.
oo7spy is offline  
Old 01-19-2015, 02:02 PM
  #690  
Safety Car
 
XLR8R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orion Spur, Milky Way
Posts: 4,670
Received 377 Likes on 234 Posts
Well, that's confusing.

On the previous page you indicated you work on the F-16 in the present tense: ie. that you currently work on F-16s:

Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I work mostly with F-16's.
Now, after I asked how you work on an aircraft that does not exist in the Marine inventory, and is extremely rare in the Navy, you have changed your answer to the past tense. You now indicate that you haven't worked on the F-16 in quite a while:

Originally Posted by aomechmarine
F-16 was my first BASIC specialization. I've since picked up a a crap ton.
How did you, as boot Marine Air Wing ordie, get initially assigned to an aircraft that does not exist in the Marine Corps and is extremely rare in the Navy?

And why did you change your F-16 assignment from present day to the past, when I questioned it?

Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I worked mostly on/closer to/relating to flightlines tho, not flightdecks. F-35's, JSF, F-18 is actually what I know the most.
Camp Pendleton is home to the ordnance "experimental weapons" division
Ok, just trying to keep up here.

So now you don't work on F-16s. Right now, you most definitely work on the F-35, JSF, and F-18, on the Camp Pendleton flight line. Got it.

So....If our national security can stand the blow.... how do you work on the Pendleton flightline, on jet fighters that are incapable of using the 6006 runway at Munn Field, and are not based there?
XLR8R is offline  
Old 01-19-2015, 05:29 PM
  #691  
Safety Car
 
XLR8R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orion Spur, Milky Way
Posts: 4,670
Received 377 Likes on 234 Posts
Lemme save you some time.

KNFG (Munn Field) prohibits jet aircraft training due to noise abatement and KNFG is not equipped for jet fighter operations.

Also, since you listed the aircraft you are trained on and "actually what I know the most", why did you refer to the Joint Strike Fighter and F-35 as 2 different aircraft?
XLR8R is offline  
Old 01-20-2015, 09:10 AM
  #692  
GEEZER
 
1killercls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Dunedin, Fla.
Posts: 44,441
Received 2,214 Likes on 1,418 Posts
1killercls is offline  
Old 01-20-2015, 01:35 PM
  #693  
Old Man Yelling at Clouds
 
1Louder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Age: 57
Posts: 16,973
Received 7,362 Likes on 3,906 Posts
This makes me want to get a tattoo of a chrome turbo that looks like an alternator.
1Louder is offline  
Old 01-20-2015, 02:23 PM
  #694  
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
 
97BlackAckCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ShitsBurgh
Age: 43
Posts: 92,204
Received 4,465 Likes on 3,059 Posts
97BlackAckCL is offline  
Old 01-20-2015, 02:43 PM
  #695  
Safety Car
 
XLR8R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orion Spur, Milky Way
Posts: 4,670
Received 377 Likes on 234 Posts
Originally Posted by 1killercls
Oh fuck...He is in Floriduh.
The sun-flash should give you plenty of warning.
XLR8R is offline  
Old 01-20-2015, 02:55 PM
  #696  
The Dumb One
iTrader: (1)
 
Rockstar21's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Age: 37
Posts: 11,810
Received 373 Likes on 249 Posts
I came in here for tattooed women and landed in the middle of a marine scam of sorts?
Rockstar21 is offline  
The following 5 users liked this post by Rockstar21:
1killercls (01-21-2015), 97BlackAckCL (01-20-2015), Devil Dog 21 (01-21-2015), Ken1997TL (01-20-2015), YeuEmMaiMai (01-22-2015)
Old 01-20-2015, 02:56 PM
  #697  
Safety Car
 
2012wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 4,663
Received 833 Likes on 581 Posts
Originally Posted by Rockstar21
I came in here for tattooed women and landed in the middle of a marine scam of sorts?
Even better, cuz someone isn't a real Marine..and there are accusations flying.

I dont have enuogh popcorn for this
2012wagon is offline  
The following users liked this post:
Rockstar21 (01-20-2015)
Old 01-20-2015, 03:01 PM
  #698  
The Dumb One
iTrader: (1)
 
Rockstar21's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Age: 37
Posts: 11,810
Received 373 Likes on 249 Posts
well fuck im invested now.. 2 comments deep... run this shit.
Rockstar21 is offline  
Old 01-20-2015, 03:06 PM
  #699  
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
 
97BlackAckCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ShitsBurgh
Age: 43
Posts: 92,204
Received 4,465 Likes on 3,059 Posts
Originally Posted by 2012wagon
Even better, cuz someone isn't a real Marine..and there are accusations flying.

I dont have enuogh popcorn for this
Ah screw it, this thread's already gone to hell...
George-Costanza-Eating-Popcorn-on-Couch-Seinfeld_zps8e8210b5.gif
97BlackAckCL is offline  
The following users liked this post:
Rockstar21 (01-20-2015)
Old 01-20-2015, 03:54 PM
  #700  
Team Owner
iTrader: (15)
 
Flipster23's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 35,747
Received 2,334 Likes on 1,962 Posts
Don't forget that fuckin Chrome on the civic!

Hashtag that shit bruh!!
Flipster23 is offline  
The following users liked this post:
97BlackAckCL (01-21-2015)
Old 01-20-2015, 04:08 PM
  #701  
Safety Car
 
2012wagon's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2014
Posts: 4,663
Received 833 Likes on 581 Posts
^^
Best invention of this century. Fake B pillar chrome. Even cholos don't do that.
2012wagon is offline  
The following users liked this post:
1killercls (01-21-2015)
Old 01-21-2015, 10:06 AM
  #702  
Team Owner
 
svtmike's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Chicago
Age: 59
Posts: 37,666
Received 3,864 Likes on 2,031 Posts
Originally Posted by Rockstar21
I came in here for tattooed women and landed in the middle of a marine scam of sorts?
BoostedMech?
svtmike is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 11:49 AM
  #703  
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
 
97BlackAckCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ShitsBurgh
Age: 43
Posts: 92,204
Received 4,465 Likes on 3,059 Posts
97BlackAckCL is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 11:52 AM
  #704  
Team Owner
 
TacoBello's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2014
Location: In an igloo
Posts: 30,487
Received 4,416 Likes on 3,322 Posts
Hmmm... I just witnessed a tumbleweed go by AOs screen. The silence is deafeningly eerie.
TacoBello is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 12:08 PM
  #705  
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
 
97BlackAckCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ShitsBurgh
Age: 43
Posts: 92,204
Received 4,465 Likes on 3,059 Posts
97BlackAckCL is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 01:03 PM
  #706  
Pro
 
Devil Dog 21's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Overland Park, KS
Age: 42
Posts: 651
Received 82 Likes on 65 Posts
Just post a copy of your ID so we can get back to chromed out civics and tramp stamps
Devil Dog 21 is offline  
The following 2 users liked this post by Devil Dog 21:
97BlackAckCL (01-21-2015), Rapture (01-21-2015)
Old 01-21-2015, 02:14 PM
  #707  
Safety Car
 
XLR8R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orion Spur, Milky Way
Posts: 4,670
Received 377 Likes on 234 Posts
Originally Posted by aomechmarine
My job requires a secret clearance so I can answer MOST of your questions - but some things I can neither confirm nor deny...
Well of course, OPSEC, COMSEC. They hammer that relentlessly. I understand.

But ya know...US military armaments research is pretty well documented. For instance there is the Army Armament Research Development and Engineering Center, with 5 locations in the east. pica.army.mil/ardec/locations

The US Naval Research Laboratory is in Washington DC, with satellites at Stennis Space Center, Miss., and Monterey, Calif. .nrl.navy.mil/

The US Marine Corps Forces Pacific Experimentation Center (MARFORPAC) is at Camp Smith, HI, with satellites at Kaneohe Bay, HI and Twenty Nine Stumps, CA. thesecuritynetwork.org/Breault

There doesn't appear to be public acknowledgement of experimental armaments research at Camp Pendleton; a base which is typically open to anyone with a driver license....

Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Camp Pendleton is home to the ordnance "experimental weapons" division
Did you just reveal the existence of a Top Secret research facility?

That may hurt your chances for that medal you were talking about.
XLR8R is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 02:38 PM
  #708  
GEEZER
 
1killercls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Dunedin, Fla.
Posts: 44,441
Received 2,214 Likes on 1,418 Posts
OMG so fucking
1killercls is offline  
The following users liked this post:
97BlackAckCL (01-21-2015)
Old 01-21-2015, 02:45 PM
  #709  
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
 
Majofo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Waffles, BU
Posts: 88,888
Received 11,842 Likes on 8,573 Posts


This popcorn is getting stale..
Majofo is offline  
The following 2 users liked this post by Majofo:
justnspace (01-21-2015), NBP04TL4ME (01-21-2015)
Old 01-21-2015, 02:46 PM
  #710  
Old Man Yelling at Clouds
 
1Louder's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Seattle, WA
Age: 57
Posts: 16,973
Received 7,362 Likes on 3,906 Posts


It's gettin' real up in here.
1Louder is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 02:51 PM
  #711  
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
 
97BlackAckCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ShitsBurgh
Age: 43
Posts: 92,204
Received 4,465 Likes on 3,059 Posts
Originally Posted by XLR8R
Well of course, OPSEC, COMSEC. They hammer that relentlessly. I understand.

But ya know...US military armaments research is pretty well documented. For instance there is the Army Armament Research Development and Engineering Center, with 5 locations in the east. pica.army.mil/ardec/locations

The US Naval Research Laboratory is in Washington DC, with satellites at Stennis Space Center, Miss., and Monterey, Calif. .nrl.navy.mil/

The US Marine Corps Forces Pacific Experimentation Center (MARFORPAC) is at Camp Smith, HI, with satellites at Kaneohe Bay, HI and Twenty Nine Stumps, CA. thesecuritynetwork.org/Breault

There doesn't appear to be public acknowledgement of experimental armaments research at Camp Pendleton; a base which is typically open to anyone with a driver license....



Did you just reveal the existence of a Top Secret research facility?

That may hurt your chances for that medal you were talking about.
popcorn_yes_zpstwkgmgav.gif
97BlackAckCL is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 04:52 PM
  #712  
Moderator
 
ttribe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Posts: 15,310
Received 5,934 Likes on 2,927 Posts
ttribe is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 05:15 PM
  #713  
Moderator
iTrader: (1)
 
justnspace's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 86,295
Received 16,265 Likes on 11,974 Posts
justnspace is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 05:21 PM
  #714  
Stay Out Of the Left Lane
 
NBP04TL4ME's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: SE Mass --- > Central VA --- > SE Mass
Age: 57
Posts: 8,964
Received 1,237 Likes on 1,024 Posts
Can you say
NBP04TL4ME is offline  
Old 01-21-2015, 05:23 PM
  #715  
Senior Moderator
 
Ken1997TL's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Better Neighborhood, Arizona
Posts: 45,641
Received 2,329 Likes on 1,309 Posts


Back to Trampstamps!
Ken1997TL is offline  
The following users liked this post:
97BlackAckCL (01-22-2015)
Old 01-22-2015, 09:23 AM
  #716  
The Dumb One
iTrader: (1)
 
Rockstar21's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Baton Rouge, LA
Age: 37
Posts: 11,810
Received 373 Likes on 249 Posts
I am disappoint.
Rockstar21 is offline  
Old 01-22-2015, 09:51 AM
  #717  
Senior Moderator
Regional Coordinator
(Mid-Atlantic)
iTrader: (6)
 
97BlackAckCL's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: ShitsBurgh
Age: 43
Posts: 92,204
Received 4,465 Likes on 3,059 Posts
Originally Posted by Ken1997TL


Back to Trampstamps!
97BlackAckCL is offline  
Old 01-22-2015, 10:16 AM
  #718  
Safety Car
 
XLR8R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orion Spur, Milky Way
Posts: 4,670
Received 377 Likes on 234 Posts
Originally Posted by Ken1997TL


Back to Trampstamps!
Certainly. Always glad to help:

XLR8R is offline  
Old 01-23-2015, 08:39 AM
  #719  
Safety Car
 
XLR8R's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Orion Spur, Milky Way
Posts: 4,670
Received 377 Likes on 234 Posts
I checked her out and I can verify that she's legit. She passed the oral exam.
XLR8R is offline  
Old 01-25-2015, 02:09 AM
  #720  
Three Wheelin'
 
aomechmarine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 1,601
Received 86 Likes on 81 Posts
How did I get chosen? Simple. Someone has to do the bitchwork for the higher ups, I was the smartest one out of the new booty, I got the bitchwork job. Dude that Bradley Manning kid was a fucking PFC and yet he had access to Top Secret computers where he was left alone to just rip intell onto blank CD's. There's low ranking guys keeping the military going every day of the week.

I don't work on the same thing all the time. Needs of the military.
I don't think you understand what I do. I simply work on weapons and the peripherals. I'm a jack of all trades when it comes to this. As I explained, there are many shops and may quals you can pick up in the shops. One of those basic quals is transporting weapons to and from the BUA (build up area) and a drop off point - wherever that may be. Just because I may or may not build up, work on, store and inventory, or simply do the paperwork on a weapon or device in location A does not mean it will be used in location A. Ive transported Ordnance across state lines before, no big deal, happens all the time.

Working with experimental weapons may not necessarily involve flight operations. For example, the unit has to be checked that it will actually fit the peripherals that currently exist. If not, new ones may be designed to replace old ones. In that type of a situation you may work with a lot of civilians who basically shadow you and make note of all that stuff - Tech Reps. They're usually prior service guys. They also note how we do stuff to make sure how the intended designed for the stuff actually will be followed through on the military members part.

Ive also worked with stuff I was literally not allowed to know what it looked like, or what it was capable of doing. Didn't need to know.


The weapons systems and mission are different in every area. For example - while Stationed in mainland Japan there was heavier emphasis on certain weapons due to North Korea and China being our main concerns there.
If I was or was not stationed in an American Joint Base - then the weapons and mission would tend to be different. At least what a lowly paperpusher or new Marine would be privy to.

If I'm coming off as a loudmouth bragger I apologize. If im being vague, that is my intention. As I stated, I can be specific on certain lame things, and not on others.

Last edited by aomechmarine; 01-25-2015 at 02:18 AM.
aomechmarine is offline  


Quick Reply: It is becoming harder and harder to find a girl with NO TATTOOS.



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:45 AM.