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Old 01-26-2015, 02:46 PM
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Old 01-26-2015, 02:47 PM
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I'd drive it. Go ahead - lie and say you wouldn't. DO IT
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I dunno dude - Bieber may be a little off... but he gets the bros mang... Maybe it's the chrome dude.... maybe
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I would shoot the fuck out of that AK. You saying you wouldn't? Chrome = +5 accuracy. Plus the sweet reflection blinds all haters and enemies.
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Old 01-26-2015, 02:57 PM
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Man you serious? I would so wash my hands with anitbacterial Dial soap in my bathroom with this shit - DAMN! So fresh and so clean. Especially after I went to Del Taco.
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Old 01-26-2015, 02:59 PM
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Think of the MPG's bro. DO IT. Plus really that thing's kinda of a little deathtrap - you need that high visibility so monster trucks don't kill you.
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Old 01-26-2015, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I'd drive it. Go ahead - lie and say you wouldn't. DO IT
I wouldn't...and thats no lie.

I have something called taste. And I never needed a car to drop a pair of panties.
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Old 01-26-2015, 03:06 PM
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That's not chrome ese
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
I wouldn't...and thats no lie.

I have something called taste. And I never needed a car to drop a pair of panties.
Yea, but it helps. But if you're a total douche the car won't work anyway. It's just an attraction device like dressing nice or wearing a nice watch or something.
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I'd hate to see the girl whose panties drop for a chromed out crossfire..
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Yea, but it helps. But if you're a total douche the car won't work anyway. It's just an attraction device like dressing nice or wearing a nice watch or something.
Girls are only attracted to your chromed out b-pillars because they want to check their makeup.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
I'd hate to see the girl whose panties drop for a chromed out crossfire..
The craziest hoes are usually the best lays - crazy in the head, crazy in bed.

But they will eventually kill you.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
That's not chrome ese
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Girls are only attracted to your chromed out b-pillars because they want to check their makeup.
Happened more then once already - whatever i finds , i keeps.
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I need proof before I can go on a kill mission....
Somebody PLEASE get this man proof of Beiber's military tat.
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I'd drive it. Go ahead - lie and say you wouldn't. DO IT
You know that's a Chrysler, right?
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I'd hate to see the girl whose panties drop for a chromed out crossfire..
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You know that's a Chrysler, right?
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Yea, but it helps.
Didn't need that kind of help. And the kind of girls that chrome b pillars attracts...I don't even want to know. One would hope they still had all their teeth.
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Chrysler makes a better import than Acura, and it's basically a blueprint
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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
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Originally Posted by oo7spy
You know that's a Chrysler, right?

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Originally Posted by Majofo
Chrysler makes a better import than Acura, and it's basically a blueprint
Is that the car, the Sebring in a tux, or the minivan?


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Originally Posted by Sarlacc
Didn't need that kind of help. And the kind of girls that chrome b pillars attracts...I don't even want to know. One would hope they still had all their teeth.
No teeth is a BAD THING?!
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No, chrome pillars are a bad thing.
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My eyes!!

The chrome on his car is a tattoo...
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I don't know, I think this car looks great
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That's not a civic though.
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I don't know, I think this car looks great
Umm, no. Just, no.
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When I lived in Japan i loved going to Osaka Japan and looking at the VIP cars - they weren't just there, but I saw a higher concentration there. Chrome b pillars, chrome side pinstripe or stylish strip thing wer pretty commonplace. While my car is far from a true VIP platform, I loved the style and was inspired.
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He has less chrome then you do too.
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Umm, no. Just, no.
WHAT?! Serious? Im really asking. I think they did a nice job.
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