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Old 01-14-2015, 03:02 AM
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Wait a minute. Is this guy serious? I couldn't care less if a woman has tats. If she's spread eagle and ready to get nasty and I notice a tattoo, there's no way in hell I'm going to turn her down. Are you retarded? I've been with a few that has tattoos, even one with an entire paragraph on her back about love. Did that bother me? Hell no. I still hit it from the back and read the first few sentences. People express themselves differently. Hell I slept with a woman who had a green four leaf clover on her wrist. Didn't stop me from diving in. You don't like tattoos on women. Well I don't like chrome pillars and door trim on cars.

Tattoos are the least of my worries. I like them. I have zero issues dating or marrying a woman with ink. As long as she's good to my daughter and myself then we're good. Can't judge women on their tattoos. Smh.
I used an example earlier - I think people thought I was kinda joking (kinda was). But I've also hooked up with a girl or 2 who had tattoos on their back. Like one girl had the Slipknot band members on her back shoulders. Kinda distracting, definitely wasnt attractive. But when I saw it, it was already fun time. So yea, i hit it. But that was weird to me, so I didnt bother following up on it. I dont need an audience.

Another girl had a Nascar Jeff Gordon tramp stamp... WTF? Yea, still hit it. But again, just kinda weird...
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those women were devoted fans.
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is he still yammering?

god damn, worse than a woman.
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Old 01-14-2015, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
Eh... its an online forum, im trying to actually understand other people's POV. Like some people are saying all tattoos should be OK, no matter what... Doesnt seem right to me, but ok, try to sell me on it.

Then others are saying tattoos are just for fucking losers and lowlifes. Thats another extreme i dont get either. BUT - maybe they have a logical reason? I haven't heard any, but go for it...

If someone was disrespecting me in person or in uniform thats LOT different. Not saying I'd be violent and ignorant about it, just would let them know thats not gonna fly.
Your answer is a bit ...strange.

You DO know the ao battle-call right? C'mon devil dog, ao shirts are yelling it all the time. So you can tell us what it is.

Shirley, as an ao E5, you are on your 2nd enlistment and a trainer and supervisor. You most certainly are familiar with the term for high tempo, non-standard L/R and spotting outside the cyclic ops window. You must have done it hundreds of times. You would be supervising during that. Shirley, you can tell us what that is...right?
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Originally Posted by justnspace
is he still yammering?

god damn, worse than a woman.
Hey, fuck off!!






(Yes, out of this entire thread, that's what I chose to respond to.)

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Originally Posted by wndrlst
Hey, fuck off!!
Justn doesn't have a gf








































































Because they yammer too much.
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Justn doesn't have a gf

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Me thinks AO is a fake-o.
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3 of the last 4 girls I dated had tattoos, the sex was great with the 3 that had tats, not with the one who didn't, coincidence?
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Did 3 out of 4 also give you crabs?
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Originally Posted by XLR8R
Your answer is a bit ...strange.

You DO know the ao battle-call right? C'mon devil dog, ao shirts are yelling it all the time. So you can tell us what it is.

Shirley, as an ao E5, you are on your 2nd enlistment and a trainer and supervisor. You most certainly are familiar with the term for high tempo, non-standard L/R and spotting outside the cyclic ops window. You must have done it hundreds of times. You would be supervising during that. Shirley, you can tell us what that is...right?
IYAOYAS

I have not been to SNCOA because i'm still an E-5. The term you're asking me about I'm not 100% sure because it sounds like you are describing an O-level function, especially because you described shirts - so it sounds like you're describing a flight deck. I'm I-level. I have an idea of what you're talking about tho. I work mostly with F-16's. In Ordnance there are many "shops". I actually mostly build and repair stuff. And I had to beg borrow and steal my way into that. Before, as a FNG Lance Cooley with high ASVAB scores (they didnt have much else to go off of), I was the resident MOB - Male Office Bitch. First 2 years. Pretty whack. But I also made the most of it and took all kinds of courses and classes on the side. Would finish my work early and volunteer to help the gun shop and help build bombs. Almost got a NAM, ended up with a Cert Com.

To be honest, I don't even do much Ordnance stuff now. I joined open contract assuming I would end up in a combat MOS, didn't really care what. Just wanted to join. I'm probably gonna Lat move soon. My buddy left to become a Puke (forward observer) with the grunts. A few left for DI school, MSG, Recruiter, A few made MARSOC. I-level isnt like O-level. A lot of people get bored and leave.

Building the bombs and working on guns are the best / most fun shops. The other shops in I-level are straight up slave labor or paperwork. We do WAY more paperwork and maintenance then O-level. If I ride out what I'm doing right now, I'll get a medal, so I'm probably gonna start up the paperwork for a latmove in about a year. I'm also considering doing Army ROTC, simply because their age limits are higher, and because they are bigger, they got more slots. Gotta get in where you fit in if you want a career sometimes.

My sister is actually thinking of doing Navy nursing because she sees I'm doing pretty well. 6 months till she graduates RN school.

Left out that AO was usually used more by Navy. We usually just call ourselves Ordnance or Ordies. But thats cuz Navy has the rating system, so there was always someone like AO-1 somebody or AO-2 bla bla.

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Originally Posted by aomechmarine
IYAOYAS

I have not been to SNCOA because i'm still an E-5. The term you're asking me about I'm not 100% sure because it sounds like you are describing an O-level function, especially because you described shirts - so it sounds like you're describing a flight deck. I'm I-level. I have an idea of what you're talking about tho. I work mostly with F-16's. In Ordnance there are many "shops". I actually mostly build and repair stuff. And I had to beg borrow and steal my way into that. Before, as a FNG Lance Cooley with high ASVAB scores (they didnt have much else to go off of), I was the resident MOB - Male Office Bitch. First 2 years. Pretty whack. But I also made the most of it and took all kinds of courses and classes on the side. Would finish my work early and volunteer to help the gun shop and help build bombs. Almost got a NAM, ended up with a Cert Com.

To be honest, I don't even do much Ordnance stuff now. I joined open contract assuming I would end up in a combat MOS, didn't really care what. Just wanted to join. I'm probably gonna Lat move soon. My buddy left to become a Puke (forward observer) with the grunts. A few left for DI school, MSG, Recruiter, A few made MARSOC. I-level isnt like O-level. A lot of people get bored and leave.

Building the bombs and working on guns are the best / most fun shops. The other shops in I-level are straight up slave labor or paperwork. We do WAY more paperwork and maintenance then O-level. If I ride out what I'm doing right now, I'll get a medal, so I'm probably gonna start up the paperwork for a latmove in about a year. I'm also considering doing Army ROTC, simply because their age limits are higher, and because they are bigger, they got more slots. Gotta get in where you fit in if you want a career sometimes.

My sister is actually thinking of doing Navy nursing because she sees I'm doing pretty well. 6 months till she graduates RN school.

Left out that AO was usually used more by Navy. We usually just call ourselves Ordnance or Ordies. But thats cuz Navy has the rating system, so there was always someone like AO-1 somebody or AO-2 bla bla.
All that aside...PLEASE for the love of anything...get that chrome shit off that Civic!

Oh..thanks for serving.
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Gotta love the urban dictionary definition of AO's.
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I stopped reading after the letter I.

Is that ugly ass chrome still on your civic?
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What was this thread's topic again? Oh never mind.
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What was this thread's topic again? Oh never mind.
cheap fake chrome strips on acura civics?
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Well looks like the Frenchie over here squeaked by to fight another day... History repeats.
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Well looks like the Frenchie over here squeaked by to fight another day... History repeats.
He's busy getting his tramp-stamp removed.
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He's busy getting his tramp-stamp finished and quite possibly enlarged.
Fixed.
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Originally Posted by 1Louder
He's busy getting his tramp-stamp removed.
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I stopped reading after the letter I.

Is that ugly ass chrome still on your civic?
Eventually I will be removing about half. Just the door lining stuff. When i get the full detail. But I like chrome alot, so some stays.

Whats wrong with Civic's? I almost got an SI instead. TSX and TLX have similar motors to SI's... Yea they're nicer, but bigger and more then I need. ('Cept stick TSX...I NEED THIS).
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So am I a horrible human being because I would stop dating a girl with kinda weird/ unattractive tattoos? Can you guys admit some tattoos are kinda sketchy and unattractive? Or is it just, NAH, fuck it - the whole way?

Do you guys consider SOME tattoos trashy/ unattractive? Cmon I know somebody has some horror stories...

I agree OP was very judgmental and also made broad sweeping generalizations about people with tattoos... But aren't SOME tattoos unattractive to you?

Some people were saying "girls with tattoos are hot".... I think *hot girls with good/nice looking tattoos are possibly hotter. I mean, if she wasnt attractive to begin with - i don't see how tattoos help. A polished turd is still a turd.

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I just think you are a mess period. Who cares about some dumb chick with tats that you dated...I mean really. On another note..remove ALL OF THE CHROME or remain a laughing stock.
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yeah.....I think I speak for every one when I say that we probably dont even read your long ass story book responses.
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I mean, if she wasnt attractive to begin with - i don't see how tattoos help. A polished turd is still a turd.
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IYAOYAS
Yeah, that's it. Kinda surprised you didn't know it right off, but I suppose it's better than a pic of your car in front of the SOI sign on Basilone Rd, in 52 Area, which is normally accessible to anyone with a driver license.

Originally Posted by aomechmarine
I have not been to SNCOA because i'm still an E-5. The term you're asking me about I'm not 100% sure because it sounds like you are describing an O-level function, especially because you described shirts - so it sounds like you're describing a flight deck.
Just about anyone who is part of an embarked aviation squadron would be familiar with the term Battle Flexible Deck. Strange you've never heard it.

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But I also made the most of it and took all kinds of courses and classes on the side. Would finish my work early and volunteer to help the gun shop and help build bombs. Almost got a NAM, ended up with a Cert Com.
That’s interesting. With no formal MOS training and no authorization, you were granted access to one of the most highly restricted shops (explosives) and you loaded fuses into live munitions. Yet you were not certified per Marine Corps Order 8023.3B http://www.marines.mil//Publications/8023.3B. to handle ammunition and explosives. Moreover, they let you into the restricted explosives area as a “volunteer”. How did you do that?

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Left out that AO was usually used more by Navy. We usually just call ourselves Ordnance or Ordies.
Strange that you would say that. Because both the Navy and the Marines refer to the field as Aviation Ordnance. USMC MOS 6531 is Aircraft Ordnance Technician, the Navy rating is Aviation Ordnanceman and both attend the same school in Pensacola. AO is the common term.

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I'm I-level. I have an idea of what you're talking about tho. I work mostly with F-16's.
F-16s. That's interesting. So you must be aware that Marine Air Wing does not operate F-16s and there are only a few F-16s in service in the Navy. You must now be assigned to the Naval Strike and Air Warfare Center, Maintenance Dept (N4) at NAS Fallon. How, as a Marine who enlisted open-contract and "didn't really care", did you gain assignment to one of the most elite units in the Navy?
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^ honestly man, who cares?

Why so infatuated with AO? If he is what he claims to be, good for him. If he's lying, well, he's probably no different than 3/4s of the people on here anyway.

I want to hear more about tattoos and the "horrendously terrible, life wasting" people that have them
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I have not accused him of lying yet. But lying about military service is an affront to those who have honorably served.
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Shit just got real...

Chrome A pillars..understandable....even in poor taste

But lying about military service?


WOW

I hope he answers all the above questions posed to him
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