Naw, you're welcome to watch too!

 

J not having an Audi will be a 2 minute minor. He'll be back.

 

 

Thanks, I think.

 

Didn't know J had a cuckwagon thread, did he join dickzine too?

 

I join all forums
Mike, you are fucking hilarious.

 

Richardzine?

 

You wood say that, woodn't you!?

 

I'm really surprised no one from here has "Text J at 7 8 6 xxxx" to enquire about this yet.

 

And if you said "Cockzine", I would've asked if it was Malechickenzine.

 

I have class, Yum. That's why you love me.

 

 

 

assgas

 

pass gas

 

What Cuckmobile has @Yumcha purchased?

 

S5...but it's still "on the boat" aka Vapor special aka Vapor5 aka V5

 

I'm still waiting for @Yumcha to do the big reveal only to have the car actually be an RLX with sport tires.

FFS H

 

WAIT A MINUTE... If he sells the Audi doesn't that mean he has to give up his "Moderator" status???

 

Well he'll still have 5 other cars that aren't Acura's. I think he's still well qualified to be a moderator.

 

It will get delayed 16 times like his watch did.

 

Good point.... BTW I wasn't questioning his qualifications, I was just busting balls..

 

Oh, that'd be truly winning.

I'd whip y'all from 0-60.

 

You think you're soooooo funny.



But, you're also right.

 

If you set the drive system to "Time bender", you would finish the race before we challenged you

 

I just may get my title upgraded from "Cucklet"...?

 

your thread title better have "Cucklet" in it!

 

Acura RLTardisX

 

I can help make sure this happens

 

My ninja!

 

 

 

Dafuq. I thought we were friends?

 

I for one am very excited to see H's S5. I'm going to be a (little) jealous.

 

Per FFS-c(k)urt, my car is still being held for ransom.


Latest update (yesterday) is that the car has arrived in Canada like all you gwai-ro's European ancestors to Canada many many years ago. It's now going through customs and immigration where it will be....


















...held in a concentration camp.

The stealership is reviewing this with Audi Canada but there is speculation that the car isn't arriving out west until January as there are still emissions approvals and etc. that need to pass. The evidence of this is that Audi's website for NA does NOT have a listing or pricing for any 2019 A5/S5s...really messed up.
Dafuq. But, I'm unlikely to get it this month. MAYBE a chance in December...but, at this rate, it's January. FML.

 

Just hit the mommy-button and report the bad man making changes to your titles.

 

I always thought of Yumcha as being Master Cuck. Not much of a cucklet. He's like that old ninja master.. but instead of a ninja, he's a cuck

 

Nothing to see. Use your imagination. And picture a guy who can barely see over the dash and has his seat so forward, he can lick the steering wheel as well. And oh, going 20mph on the freeway. And lane-changing slower than you can finish circle-jerking.

 

You thought wrong, nimrod. I'm apparently a Cucklet.

 

Cuck master!!