Project "Round and Brown" Cuckmasters in Full Effect: rockstar143 Edition

Old 11-09-2018, 04:04 PM
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Naw, you're welcome to watch too!
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Wow, that's quite the compliment. I was thinking me joining this group was like putting Team Cuck on perma-penalty-kill.
J not having an Audi will be a 2 minute minor. He'll be back.
Old 11-09-2018, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Wow, that's quite the compliment. I was thinking me joining this group was like putting Team Cuck on perma-penalty-kill.
Because you are... diminutive, we will call you Cucklet.
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Thanks, I think.
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Didn't know J had a cuckwagon thread, did he join dickzine too?
Old 11-09-2018, 09:26 PM
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I join all forums
Mike, you are fucking hilarious.
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Richardzine?
Old 11-10-2018, 10:09 AM
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You wood say that, woodn't you!?
Old 11-10-2018, 05:02 PM
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I'm really surprised no one from here has "Text J at 7 8 6 xxxx" to enquire about this yet.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
You wood say that, woodn't you!?
And if you said "Cockzine", I would've asked if it was Malechickenzine.

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I have class, Yum. That's why you love me.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
And if you said "Cockzine", I would've asked if it was Malechickenzine.
Roosterzine.
Old 11-10-2018, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello


Roosterzine.


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Originally Posted by midnight mystery
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Old 11-11-2018, 07:12 AM
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pass gas
Old 11-12-2018, 06:12 AM
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What Cuckmobile has @Yumcha purchased?
Old 11-12-2018, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by cccoltsicehockey
what cuckmobile has @Yumcha purchased?
S5...but it's still "on the boat" aka Vapor special aka Vapor5 aka V5
Old 11-12-2018, 06:51 AM
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I'm still waiting for @Yumcha to do the big reveal only to have the car actually be an RLX with sport tires.

FFS H
Old 11-12-2018, 07:25 AM
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WAIT A MINUTE... If he sells the Audi doesn't that mean he has to give up his "Moderator" status???
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Old 11-12-2018, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted by JT4
WAIT A MINUTE... If he sells the Audi doesn't that mean he has to give up his "Moderator" status???
Well he'll still have 5 other cars that aren't Acura's. I think he's still well qualified to be a moderator.
Old 11-12-2018, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
S5...but it's still "on the boat" aka Vapor special aka Vapor5 aka V5
It will get delayed 16 times like his watch did.
Old 11-12-2018, 07:54 AM
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Well he'll still have 5 other cars that aren't Acura's. I think he's still well qualified to be a moderator.
Good point.... BTW I wasn't questioning his qualifications, I was just busting balls..

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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I'm still waiting for @Yumcha to do the big reveal only to have the car actually be an RLX with sport tires.

FFS H
Oh, that'd be truly winning.

I'd whip y'all from 0-60.
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Originally Posted by CCColtsicehockey
It will get delayed 16 times like his watch did.
You think you're soooooo funny.



But, you're also right.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
Oh, that'd be truly winning.

I'd whip y'all from 0-60.
If you set the drive system to "Time bender", you would finish the race before we challenged you
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
If you set the drive system to "Time bender", you would finish the race before we challenged you
I just may get my title upgraded from "Cucklet"...?
Old 11-13-2018, 06:34 AM
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your thread title better have "Cucklet" in it!
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
If you set the drive system to "Time bender", you would finish the race before we challenged you
Acura RLTardisX
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
your thread title better have "Cucklet" in it!
I can help make sure this happens
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My ninja!
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@Yumcha

You get your cuck mobile yet?

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Originally Posted by Flipster23
@Yumcha

You get your cuck mobile yet?


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Originally Posted by CCColtsicehockey
I can help make sure this happens
Dafuq. I thought we were friends?
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I for one am very excited to see H's S5. I'm going to be a (little) jealous.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
@Yumcha

You get your cuck mobile yet?

Per FFS-c(k)urt, my car is still being held for ransom.


Latest update (yesterday) is that the car has arrived in Canada like all you gwai-ro's European ancestors to Canada many many years ago. It's now going through customs and immigration where it will be....


















...held in a concentration camp.

The stealership is reviewing this with Audi Canada but there is speculation that the car isn't arriving out west until January as there are still emissions approvals and etc. that need to pass. The evidence of this is that Audi's website for NA does NOT have a listing or pricing for any 2019 A5/S5s...really messed up.
Dafuq. But, I'm unlikely to get it this month. MAYBE a chance in December...but, at this rate, it's January. FML.
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Just hit the mommy-button and report the bad man making changes to your titles.
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I always thought of Yumcha as being Master Cuck. Not much of a cucklet. He's like that old ninja master.. but instead of a ninja, he's a cuck
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I for one am very excited to see H's S5. I'm going to be a (little) jealous.
Nothing to see. Use your imagination. And picture a guy who can barely see over the dash and has his seat so forward, he can lick the steering wheel as well. And oh, going 20mph on the freeway. And lane-changing slower than you can finish circle-jerking.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I always thought of Yumcha as being Master Cuck. Not much of a cucklet. He's like that old ninja master.. but instead of a ninja, he's a cuck
You thought wrong, nimrod. I'm apparently a Cucklet.



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Cuck master!!

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