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Old 01-23-2019, 11:00 AM
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and all of them with their engines in the bay and not on a stand in the yard.
That's how you know it was Messican and not Puerto Rican
Old 01-23-2019, 11:16 AM
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i'm with J, i'd prefer vulv over cuck any day of the week...

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What about cucklet...?
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Old 05-27-2019, 03:52 PM
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You mothercucker
You got junior a cuckmobile
Please be poop brown, please be poop brown
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Old 05-27-2019, 06:20 PM
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I hope it is
Old 05-27-2019, 09:56 PM
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Not brown, white.

If all goes well we will pick it up next weekend. I asked the guy to pull the codes and it came up with cylinder misfires but drove perfect. Sound familiar?
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Old 05-27-2019, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Not brown, white.

Got something against brown?
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Sorry, I had to!
Old 05-28-2019, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Not brown, white.

If all goes well we will pick it up next weekend. I asked the guy to pull the codes and it came up with cylinder misfires but drove perfect. Sound familiar?
Check if the coilpacks have been done...when I did the airbag recall they replaced the coilpacks for free (that I had already replaced, waste of money).
Vacuum and Coolant lines will be obvious, especially the big one to the brake booster.
Make sure to check the fuel pump cam lobe cap or whatever it's called. If that wears through it's catastrophic.
Everything was easy enough, I did it in the carport at my rental place. Got a badly misfiring and bucking and braking A3
with 191K miles down to no check engine light with very little money.

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Old 05-28-2019, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Got something against brown?
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Sorry, I had to!
It’s light brown on the inside.
Old 05-28-2019, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Check if the coilpacks have been done...when I did the airbag recall they replaced the coilpacks for free (that I had already replaced, waste of money).
Vacuum and Coolant lines will be obvious, especially the big one to the brake booster.
Make sure to check the fuel pump cam lobe cap or whatever it's called. If that wears through it's catastrophic.
Everything was easy enough, I did it in the carport at my rental place. Got a badly misfiring and bucking and braking A3
with 191K miles down to no check engine light with very little money.
Thanks for the heads up on the fuel pump cam follower.
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Old 05-28-2019, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by svtmike
Not brown, white.
J's underwear were once white
True story
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Old 05-28-2019, 09:12 AM
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jaune devant, brun deriere!

Anytime, Mike...
it's a solid car...
if you don't have nocturnal emissions testing in your state you'll enjoy
how the car drives and sounds without the cat.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
jaune devant, brun deriere!

Anytime, Mike...
it's a solid car...
if you don't have nocturnal emissions testing in your state you'll enjoy
how the car drives and sounds without the cat.
We do have that. My son has simple wants in a car. He is perfectly happy with it in stock form.

I am a little nervous... first used car since 1990, and that was a dealer demo Taurus SHO.
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Originally Posted by svtmike
It’s light brown on the inside.
Nice!
Originally Posted by Majofo
J's underwear were once white
True story
Probably...
Old 06-02-2019, 11:19 AM
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Went to pick it up yesterday... dealer said they fixed a vacuum leak causing the misfire codes. Under the hood looks like all four coil packs are new (red). Dealer also said mechanic found rear main seal leaking, so they had him repair that. Drove it around, all good except auxiliary fan was not quite right, causing a loud hum and vibration when it was on. He took that to get it fixed and will deliver the car to us today or tomorrow.

Assuming all goes well I'll drop it off with my favorite mechanic for a once-over and DSG fluid change.
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G'damn you are on top of things...
that's awesome, man. I'm sure it'll be a good choice for a long time to come.
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White bird shit > Dookie cuck brown
Looks clean AF
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Well, atleast it looks better than J's Audi did...
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that's subjective as fuck, y'all hatin asses!
and I doubt he bought it for $1300 either

Congrats, Mike...I don't know if it's sentimental to when I bought it...I enjoyed working on it in the carport of my old rental place.
but I actually miss mine...I sold it for $2300 and recovered almost everything I put into it...I probably drove it 7K miles, had a lot
of fun making it check engine free and look cool. The next guy that bought it off of me knew his stuff and he really loved it.

The door lock actuators bugging out even after replacing them annoyed me...not a deal breaker but at 194K miles I knew if something
blew up, it would turn me from a hero into a zero.

I had put some B&G springs on with new bilstein oem replacement shocks (something like $200 for shocks, crazy cheap...and I got the springs for like $175, IIRC).
Made the car look mean.

somebody LOVE ME!

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Yeah, it wasn't anywhere near $1300... $8600 out the door (car + tax title license). I put the total settlement from the TL into it, my son paid the rest. Used car prices are insane around here. Doubly insane at CarMax.

The cooling fan started making noise again on the drive home. I might just replace the whole assembly. Seems like not too bad a job.
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I didn't find anything to be too difficult to do on that car.
Yeah, you did well...it wasn't brown and didn't have all the issues I did.
When it was said and done I was probably into it 3K anyway...
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Mike lives in a better neighborhood than all of us.. no cut springs for him
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No uncut springs either.

I do love my country golf course surrounded by farms and forest preserves neighborhood though.
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Oh... J, in that case, you made out well!



It was a beater at first? I didn't know that... Nor did I know you only invested $3k into it...



Not bad, IMO!



You're a real zero hero, J!

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J did a great job with that car.
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MM not good at maff
But neither is J
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Thanks boys...
let's not forget the handjob I gave the guy I sold it to. That's pretty invaluable.
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Maybe not "invaluable" but certainly worth more than the car itself.
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Originally Posted by svtmike
J did a great job with that car.
He really did!
Originally Posted by Majofo
MM not good at maff
But neither is J
I'll shove your dildo up your ass and make it turn red.
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Thanks boys...
let's not forget the handjob I gave the guy I sold it to. That's pretty invaluable.
IDK about that...

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Maybe not "invaluable" but certainly worth more than the car itself.
You think he gives good handjobs?
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
I'll shove your dildo up your ass and make it turn red.
In your dreams fresh meat
I'll start a gofundme to get tranny to toss your salad
Then peg you like you treated her to cheesecake factory
Parasitius
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Originally Posted by Majofo
In your dreams fresh meat
I'll start a gofundme to get tranny to toss your salad
Then peg you like you treated her to cheesecake factory
Parasitius
Wake up, jofo...
I'll have her peg that Moby Dick up your ass so fast like your swagger ass treated her to In-N-Out burger...
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
Wake up, jofo...
I'll have her peg that Moby Dick up your ass so fast like your swagger ass treated her to In-N-Out burger...

Only thing going In-N-Out is a double meat in your mouf
Special sauce and vanilla shake included
Best 5.99 deal in Mississippi
Read a book
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Originally Posted by Midnight Mystery
You think he gives good handjobs?
Not as good as yours
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Maybe not "invaluable" but certainly worth more than the car itself.
Only because J puts money on top
If that's not clear
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Oh yeah. And I'm sure he covers the tip too.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Only thing going In-N-Out is a double meat in your mouf
Special sauce and vanilla shake included
Best 5.99 deal in Mississippi
Read a book
There's no In-N-Out in Mississippi
Read a map


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