Project "Round and Brown" Cuckmasters in Full Effect: rockstar143 Edition
08-25-2017, 09:16 AM
#843
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I passed an A3" cuckmobile the other day
It was an elderly lady driving it with her adult son riding bitch
It was very fitting.. and then there's you.
Reminds me of my brosef talking about his parents being in a crossfire car group
He said they'll get together once in a while. It's all people his parents age...
and one douche twenty something who didn't get the memo.. chromie homie special
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08-25-2017, 09:17 AM
#844
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Put a shocker sticker on the bitch asap
08-25-2017, 09:17 AM
#845
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
except all fingers in the brown
08-25-2017, 02:52 PM
#851
Turd Polisher
iTrader: (1)
I'd only go the Stage 1 route if you fully intend on keeping the car long term.
Keep your eye on the prize ... gear up for a B8.5 ETH FO
Keep your eye on the prize ... gear up for a B8.5 ETH FO
08-25-2017, 04:18 PM
#853
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
"Chromie Homie"
08-25-2017, 04:18 PM
#854
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
5 in the stink...
08-25-2017, 04:21 PM
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Clapper in the crapper.
08-25-2017, 04:25 PM
#856
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
5 dongs to be clear
08-25-2017, 08:12 PM
#857
Bird is the Word
Are there any other tuners available that let you flash from home or at a shop nearby? Unitronic lets you flash from home. APR dealers are pretty common and I think there's a UM dealer down there as well.
08-26-2017, 10:43 AM
#858
I'm not sure...
I am gonna sit on it. My cousin is doing stage 1 soon...I'll drive his first.
I kinda do feel like I shouldn't be putting any more extraneous money into the car. Aside from clearing headlights and grill, every dollar spent thus far has been functional.
I am gonna sit on it. My cousin is doing stage 1 soon...I'll drive his first.
I kinda do feel like I shouldn't be putting any more extraneous money into the car. Aside from clearing headlights and grill, every dollar spent thus far has been functional.
08-27-2017, 09:26 AM
#859
Nothing major here...
still no CEL yet. Driving nicely.
Rear inner tails were annoying...as you remember I wrapped in red vinyl but something about it looked off and ghetto. So I ordered some non-oem replacements for $50 and really happy with the result. Rear end looking right.
old sun baked vs new
still no CEL yet. Driving nicely.
Rear inner tails were annoying...as you remember I wrapped in red vinyl but something about it looked off and ghetto. So I ordered some non-oem replacements for $50 and really happy with the result. Rear end looking right.
old sun baked vs new
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09-01-2017, 01:31 PM
#860
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
This is what I'm talking about J...
@ 0:47... cuck in an A3.. that's why I ain't fuck with Audi.
They've taken the privileged douche crown from BMW and they stay watchin their wives get pounded
@ 0:47... cuck in an A3.. that's why I ain't fuck with Audi.
They've taken the privileged douche crown from BMW and they stay watchin their wives get pounded
09-02-2017, 10:57 AM
#861
Team Owner
This is what I'm talking about J...
@ 0:47... cuck in an A3.. that's why I ain't fuck with Audi.
They've taken the privileged douche crown from BMW and they stay watchin their wives get pounded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8_0zKdpUZs
@ 0:47... cuck in an A3.. that's why I ain't fuck with Audi.
They've taken the privileged douche crown from BMW and they stay watchin their wives get pounded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8_0zKdpUZs
Maybe at 1:55.
12-20-2017, 08:36 PM
#862
Gonna drop to basic coverage on this basic bitch...other than that, it's really not costing me anything more to have another 4 door hatch in the household...plus it's saving me some gas when I don't drive the V.
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12-21-2017, 11:46 AM
#869
CTSV,TL, Audi Q7 & A5SB
I wouldn't order that color, but I've seen it in person and it's not that bad...
Sure, you could lower it, tune it and dump money in but that would defeat the purpose.. Plus at approx 185K miles it would be nuts since you're one decent repair away from having to unload it....
Sure, you could lower it, tune it and dump money in but that would defeat the purpose.. Plus at approx 185K miles it would be nuts since you're one decent repair away from having to unload it....
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12-21-2017, 02:51 PM
#872
That's what I think too...even my mother was like, yeah, wouldn't pick it but it's nice.
LOL...
Also yeah, I keep thinking that too...shocks won't hold with lowering springs...then I'm in a grand for suspension on a beater car...and alignment and then eating up tires...list goes on.
Car is tits fun to drive...I should just enjoy it for what it is.
Yeah Kevin...I know, but again, if I had one of those as my cuck, V would be gone...or S2000...or both because I'd need $30K at least for the S4 I want.
I can't tell you how often I'll see some guy in a showoff car driving like a dick and I'm like...Oh I WISH I WAS IN MY CADDY!!!
LOL...
Also yeah, I keep thinking that too...shocks won't hold with lowering springs...then I'm in a grand for suspension on a beater car...and alignment and then eating up tires...list goes on.
Car is tits fun to drive...I should just enjoy it for what it is.
Yeah Kevin...I know, but again, if I had one of those as my cuck, V would be gone...or S2000...or both because I'd need $30K at least for the S4 I want.
I can't tell you how often I'll see some guy in a showoff car driving like a dick and I'm like...Oh I WISH I WAS IN MY CADDY!!!
12-22-2017, 08:43 AM
#873
Bird is the Word
Keep the car as is and enjoy it. You can beat on it and whip it around town without any fucks given. As soon as you lower the car or tune it, you now have to slow down over those bumps in the road and will always wonder if going WOT will blow something up.
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12-23-2017, 09:15 AM
#876
mama ain't raise no bitch!
b&g?
h&r?
t&a?
atm?
I want h&r sports but I don't want to replace shocks...and I don't want to pay over $200 for springs on a beater...
If I had gotten a lower mileage and better color (ie white...saw one lowered the other day
) I would say fuck it and tune and drop.
b&g?
h&r?
t&a?
atm?
I want h&r sports but I don't want to replace shocks...and I don't want to pay over $200 for springs on a beater...
If I had gotten a lower mileage and better color (ie white...saw one lowered the other day
) I would say fuck it and tune and drop.
12-23-2017, 09:38 AM
#877
Team Owner
mama ain't raise no bitch!
b&g?
h&r?
t&a?
atm?
I want h&r sports but I don't want to replace shocks...and I don't want to pay over $200 for springs on a beater...
If I had gotten a lower mileage and better color (ie white...saw one lowered the other day) I would say fuck it and tune and drop.
b&g?
h&r?
t&a?
atm?
I want h&r sports but I don't want to replace shocks...and I don't want to pay over $200 for springs on a beater...
If I had gotten a lower mileage and better color (ie white...saw one lowered the other day
) I would say fuck it and tune and drop.
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12-23-2017, 09:45 AM
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Just cut the sprongs, genius!
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