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Old 08-18-2017, 02:15 PM
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J wishes he could go 11 seconds
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I've heard from members he's improved.
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Can confirm - J gives great oral .... makes up for it
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makes up for what.. being so slow?
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I am the clit commander.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I am the clit commander.
"clit"
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You mean clit click master.
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Originally Posted by TylerT
Can confirm - J gives great oral .... makes up for it
Originally Posted by Majofo
makes up for what.. being so slow?
I think he's talking about Ladiboi......

Because you know, Ladiboi gets around.....



She tell me that she needs me, cries when she leaves me
And every time she sees me, she squeeze me, lady take it easy
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy
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Old 08-18-2017, 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I am the cuck commander.
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Old 08-21-2017, 06:58 AM
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you do get around, Flip. No doubts about why you know that song so well !!!

Project R&B still kickin...got rear door lock actuator ordered...almost there, fellas.
She driving smooth as fuck right now.
Old 08-23-2017, 07:21 AM
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Okay, all coming together.
I think I found the source of my low rpm power rob based on the last of the CEL I have...and likelihood that it's intact after 186K miles.
Ordered a new one...

Also, got the rear window actuator swapped, car locks now.
Funny, every youtube I saw looked like a giant PITA with window frame removal etc. Turns out my A3 has an access panel you can remove to get to it. I guess since it's such a failed part, they made it easier to get to.


and here, my cousin stopped by with his GTI and his new wheels. Looking damn good!

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what kind of cuck company makes an access panel knowing you are going to have to change the part out that often... one that puts in crappy parts???


j/k J... car is coming along nicely...
Old 08-23-2017, 07:50 AM
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Thanks Andrew!
Yeah, I agree though!
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Those wheels are perfect on the GTI.
Old 08-23-2017, 09:31 AM
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Good call on the DV. If that is still the original part, there's a good chance it's not holding boost. Your cousin's GTI looks great with those wheels! I've always liked those on the MK6's.
Old 08-23-2017, 10:18 AM
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I'm honestly jealous of his car...the color, how it looks and sounds. I'm so proud of him!
Thanks Adam, yeah, I BET you it's stock and if that means I'm only getting partial boost then this car really would be fun. Because even with how it's driving now, it's fun!
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I bet you like to watch him shift
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J be like.. cousin...

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Old 08-23-2017, 10:50 AM
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Do you have the K03sport turbo in there? When I had my TT, I was boosting 25psi and holding about 20. Spooled up pretty quick since it is a super small snail but was super fun to drive!
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I have ZERO idea!
How would I check?

Yeah, Cuzz....
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Not sure without pulling it. Most likely a K03/K04.
Old 08-23-2017, 11:02 AM
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when I press the gas pedal, the car goes vroom and from 3 to 5K rpm it's all like whoooshhhh accelerate omg you're going so fast now!
must be K03Sport!
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:10 AM
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Upgrade to a FMIC. Stock SMIC stay warm and we all know what warm air does. Before the FMIC I couldn't touch my Intake manifold, afterwards it was so cool to touch. Made a huge improvement. Just make sure your couplers are tight. I blew off one on the freeway and thought I blew up my motor from the sound it made!
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I have ZERO idea!
How would I check?

Yeah, Cuzz....
I don't know how long you plan on staying in ze Audi game but VCDS can tell you what kind of boost you're making vs what's requested with a legit ODB2 cable.

Ahem, get a Ross-tech cable so you can use it on your future B8.5 S4
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Old 08-23-2017, 11:36 AM
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can use it to get rid of that airbag light too!
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What a pain in my dick...
but got the diverter valve swapped out. Immediately feel the torque and lack of bogging down low and the turbo just seems "stronger".
Cleared the codes, let's see if it holds (although the temp sensor not displaying might still kick it).

Also, ordered some aftermarket rear inner tail lenses...the red film looks "off" to me. Gonna have the airbag recall done and see if they'll remove the airbag light and if all goes to plan, I'll be CEL free...perfect timing to sell it!

Old diverter was the rubber bellow style...long since busted, I'm sure...dripping oil and all.

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Originally Posted by KaMLuNg
what kind of cuck company makes an access panel knowing you are going to have to change the part out that often... one that puts in crappy parts???


j/k J... car is coming along nicely...
That's maintainability 101.
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Old 08-24-2017, 09:28 PM
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Glad to see you've got the car running strong again. This might be the perfect time to part ways with a couple of cars and park an S4 in your driveway.
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I can't believe the 2018 S4 doesn't have a manual option.
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Why would I downgrade to an S4?
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S4 doesn't even have a DSG. Like WTF
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Whoah...really?
No joke, the A3 had DSG, I'm pretty sure.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Whoah...really?
No joke, the A3 had DSG, I'm pretty sure.
S4 has the shitty ZF Saintor shits his pants over.

Yeah, the 2.0s all have DSG now.
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Bro...I can't believe how much oomph this little 2 liter has with that turbo. I also can't believe how slow and boring it was when I started.
SOOOOO tempted to stage 1.
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Bruh. Get on that shit. If you ain't on Stage 4 like Valerie Harper you ain't livin.
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I should have when the sale was going on.
I am sure that will lead me to want stage 2 and eventually 2+
But seriously...originally I was like, nawww...car doesn't feel strong enough. Nawww, car doesn't brake well enough.
Well with the stuff I've addressed and all the vacuum leaks...it stops great.

Engine feels strong...
Gah...I'm SOO tempted...springs and stage 1 and stop?


this is such a sickness.
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I'm surprised this isn't lowered yet!
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Other than the grill, I haven't spent any money on looks!
Wheels, I guess...but I was replacing 2 bad rear tires and a bent rim in doing that.
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There should be a winter sale from all of the tuners around Black Friday or December. I plan to do my first round of mods during this time.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Bro...I can't believe how much oomph this little 2 liter has with that turbo. I also can't believe how slow and boring it was when I started.
SOOOOO tempted to stage 1.
Boost is addicting!


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