Went way over my head...


That Canadien humor eh?....

 

When the temperature drops below 65f, everybody is wearing heavy jackets & layers up

God forbid 1 drop of rain hits the ground ... freeway turns into a destruction derby

 

I found a picture of TacoBello sitting in an S2000

 

that car is way too big. and where are all the children?

 

They're hidden - you ugly af.


jk

 

 

^

That meme couldn't be more spot on.

 

It's the make up. I swear.

 

and dare i say MULTIPLE REPOST!!!!

 

That meme is true.

 

Still doesn't take away from it's validity!

I wouldn't survive during a MN / Canada winter .. plain & simple. I'm such a pussy.

 

Also - what the fuck did your parents feed you?

 

naw... once you wrestle your first polar bear into submission, the cold just becomes second nature. Well, after you skin the bear with your bare hands, that is.

 

maple syrup, poutine, and a lot of dick

 

if you think that's impressive, you should see me below the waist

ok, you got me. It all went to my feet.

 

so then why are you so short? you should be giant by now

 

It's only Canadian dick that has this special growth properties ..

 

I'm just natural....

 

Real Mf'n Foster Farm California grown chicken.

 

Dat dark meat doe so damn juicy

 

I get very angry when people tell me they don't like dark meat.

 

I don't think it's possible to derail this thread any further

Is this the new S2000 Ramblings thread?

 

I prefer pink. They're all pink on the inside.

 

They just haven't tasted it yet

Umm.... That's what this is..


Also yeah blame the 3G rambling fuckers...

 

just saw a new miata...nice, looks like a baby f type...
but the tails look odd, like too close together.

 

Here:





Now where were we?

 

Like some womenz and menz like their meat dark, you know like left on the grill too long dark? I wouldn't say that I'm that type of meat. I'm more of the crispy type.

Then some womenz and menz like legs, thighs, or breast. I'm more so the breast man. Big and juicy... Sometimes I like the cawk though. Depends on my mood.

 

And we're only just getting started




Back on topic : I am talking to someone right now.. Looking at a SSM.. Not necessarily my first choice in color but if it fits the bill I may just hold on to it for a while just to dip my feet into the world of s2kayyyyyyyyyyy:ghey:

 

Designed by this guy:

 

I saw one too the other week. It was pretty nice.

 

I saw one in person a month ago going down to see Tyler and thought the same!!

 

Reported for fried chicken reference..

 

I'm pulling a "J" card. The "reported" jokes gotta stop. :soory:

 

I don't like dark meat. I'm a huge fan of GPW meat.

I love pink.

I saw one last summer and thought it looked cool too. Looked even better in the rearview mirror as I dropped it to third, revved to 8k and left it in the dust.

In other news, it's supposed to be almost 60 out on Saturday. It's very likely that the S may come out to play for a day.

 

60 on Saturday.... Shoot, it's about to be 73 over here.

 

Well the high on Tuesday is 23 so I'll take what I can get.

 

Mid 50's here on Saturday. I told my friend I'd help him take a motor out of a car in his non-heated garage. My ballllzzzz finna shrivel.

 

Mid 50's? Bust out the tshirts and shorts.

 

Damn, player.

No.

 

I literally had that conversation with a coworker today. Him: Nice, baby F-Type. Me: Taillights look to smooshed together - too derpy.