View Poll Results: How Do You Shave Your Balls?
I'm a Girl, I don't have balls.
14
4.20%
Shaving Your Pubic Area is For Girls
60
18.02%
I Use a Razor Blade
126
37.84%
I Use Clippers (With a Guard)
57
17.12%
I Use Clippers (Without a Guard)
45
13.51%
Other
31
9.31%
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How Do You Shave Your Balls?
Suzuka Master
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 6,034
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From: Outside Houston
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
is Pretty Much a Moron
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 8,140
Likes: 2
From: Rochester, NY
Originally posted by Ashburner
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
Comrade Stalin
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 3,198
Likes: 0
From: Des Moines, IA
Originally posted by Ashburner
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
One more time with this...
I know its only the 9th but this one may with thread of the year. Fucking hilarious. You guys fucking weird.
Racer
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 293
Likes: 0
From: MS
I shaved my nuts once. I had to use scissors first, then clippers, and finally a razor blade to smooth things out. The funny thing was that I live in a two bedroom apartment. When I shaved my nuts I shaved in my roommate's sink. I stuffed everything down the drain, and he never figured it out. It was hilarious. I was just getting him back
Drifting
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 2,126
Likes: 0
From: Rockville, Maryland
Originally posted by Ashburner
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
I usually get really drunk, then I lay in my bed naked and just start pulling them out, pinch by pinch. It hurts at first but then it becomes kinda like a game. The bottom of the sack usually bleeds because of the deeper roots. No biggie, have another beer or two. You may laugh but god damn my balls are like butter.
LOLOLOL
on a side note, the first time i ever tried to trim down there, i used scissors. I didn't think I needed to get it down to the skin...that was a mistake. The short hairs were so fuckin prickly it was like a cactus was in my boxers...I had to just wait it out for them to grow. Razor never crossed my mind. Maybe I'll use that epilady bs...
The Third Ball
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 50,481
Likes: 5,865
From: Los Angeles, Ca
Originally posted by zigzagzig
LOLOLOL
on a side note, the first time i ever tried to trim down there, i used scissors. I didn't think I needed to get it down to the skin...that was a mistake. The short hairs were so fuckin prickly it was like a cactus was in my boxers...I had to just wait it out for them to grow. Razor never crossed my mind. Maybe I'll use that epilady bs...
LOLOLOL
on a side note, the first time i ever tried to trim down there, i used scissors. I didn't think I needed to get it down to the skin...that was a mistake. The short hairs were so fuckin prickly it was like a cactus was in my boxers...I had to just wait it out for them to grow. Razor never crossed my mind. Maybe I'll use that epilady bs...
Key, Conditioner!!! helps soften that shit up.
Dromaeosaurs/Velociraptor
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 1,954
Likes: 0
From: Leander, TX
This is too hilarious.....
After picking myself off the floor...I'm gonna try it...my gf used to ask me about doing it...so why not this time....
I trim the primary wild ones up top but never ventured my way to the sack....being a rookie on this one, I'll let you guys know how it went later....pray for me all.
After picking myself off the floor...I'm gonna try it...my gf used to ask me about doing it...so why not this time....
I trim the primary wild ones up top but never ventured my way to the sack....being a rookie on this one, I'll let you guys know how it went later....pray for me all.
Race Director
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 10,296
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anyone else here spray cologne on their nuts after getting a BJ ?
usually, if im not home, after a bj, in the car or something, i'l spray my nuts with cologne....it usually burns a bit, but feels cool...in my mind, its gettin rid of the "ho germs" and the more it burns, the more "germs" the ho had.
anyways, yeah i use a trimmer for that shit, but i might start lookin into a razor
usually, if im not home, after a bj, in the car or something, i'l spray my nuts with cologne....it usually burns a bit, but feels cool...in my mind, its gettin rid of the "ho germs" and the more it burns, the more "germs" the ho had.
anyways, yeah i use a trimmer for that shit, but i might start lookin into a razor
The Creator
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 37,950
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From: Albany, NY
Originally posted by amirsafdari
anyone else here spray cologne on their nuts after getting a BJ ?
usually, if im not home, after a bj, in the car or something, i'l spray my nuts with cologne....it usually burns a bit, but feels cool...in my mind, its gettin rid of the "ho germs" and the more it burns, the more "germs" the ho had.
anyone else here spray cologne on their nuts after getting a BJ ?
usually, if im not home, after a bj, in the car or something, i'l spray my nuts with cologne....it usually burns a bit, but feels cool...in my mind, its gettin rid of the "ho germs" and the more it burns, the more "germs" the ho had.
lol
Its just a car.
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 194
Likes: 0
From: California
Originally posted by Gilgamesh
For those of you that use a mach 3 ora beard trimmer to clean up the junk...I REEALY hope you are not using it on your fucking face after...that shit is wrong.
For those of you that use a mach 3 ora beard trimmer to clean up the junk...I REEALY hope you are not using it on your fucking face after...that shit is wrong.
Beware of leakage
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 19,790
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From: Shreveport, Louisiana, just east of nowhere
Now that my vision has restored after laughing hysterically at all these response's. You guys crack me the fuck up.
Mach 3 over here
Never thought about teh conditioner bit, but good idea.
Used to use clippers ungarded(SP), I got sick of that shocking feeling in my stomach when they would catch the skin...
Mach 3 over here
Never thought about teh conditioner bit, but good idea.
Used to use clippers ungarded(SP), I got sick of that shocking feeling in my stomach when they would catch the skin...
Race Director
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 11,409
Likes: 1
From: .
Originally posted by TypeSAddict
I always wash my pubes with shampoo in the shower though. Never trim it.....that's kinda weird I think. I have a pube fro, and I like it that way.
I always wash my pubes with shampoo in the shower though. Never trim it.....that's kinda weird I think. I have a pube fro, and I like it that way.
